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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
$ C% }' S1 A$ }5 X# C7 d原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 5 M$ |# @8 n2 z, L l4 b& b
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.9 x7 Y9 l- m# m t5 D
6 l0 p* M* F3 }# c4 D 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.: U6 M( t6 C) o1 v+ {
5 b9 |" y4 z1 w# B! S i0 A& O 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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; b' H1 ~# ?0 Q Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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v3 o8 e, I2 d/ ]1 }; A 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。4 t, T+ b- u1 m% c) h% s
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.- o8 E7 I& X: K9 M9 ?" u# Z4 P* T" I1 x. U
* G' S5 U5 n2 j" G1 y8 G 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life." Z9 i7 _+ i: t# x1 m g8 {
0 j# T; M' [1 V c. K 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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# g& f4 i4 J5 V4 s+ f The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.. \) e8 _1 g' x. f2 k. g1 Y: Q8 }
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。5 M/ W, U9 o" \' @9 U5 X$ |
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.. x3 w' `0 `, s" g8 I. [. ^. A# c
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。; c3 O0 T/ c& H- d7 p! K7 i. z2 Y
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.# V7 ~# R* ?5 i8 r
# i/ r2 G! \& k 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; p* ^7 I* {! S2 X
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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7 X/ _# j5 j4 j; ^ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 i; |! I" b: J$ w9 l- x" o
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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( ]* P6 G# J) c/ d- H O- [ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.6 p2 n: L, ~2 P: `6 l! b! M2 I% U9 w
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.; [; [: N- l W* x
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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+ I6 e+ r& Y: o5 i8 Y6 \9 {. } “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?- D- P3 M# E6 r1 l
2 c. s) L" m6 O 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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; s. Y4 p9 W, n 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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- y1 [: m% L/ V$ U God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.2 O5 {5 |7 W' [% y: x
5 A, B7 \8 |1 ^3 `4 g0 _1 { 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!% W% Z# C8 G; G" ]. @
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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: W B5 N0 ?! l H X A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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1 P5 E- ?. ?+ ?; W- ? 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。) e9 @7 }2 ] ~: ]
$ V( C3 T. ^: W; ?' `5 o7 R& f) \! j The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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