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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 : B7 v% Y. ]" A$ s
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3 H$ w9 ~! e: X# l& P& b' f! \ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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/ _7 U- q, m) j. d+ ] 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。# w' | a1 R: F% M9 w0 t0 C
( y3 G0 l" q3 l: G) Y: Q Save water. Shower with your girlfriend./ b2 n( F; a; u! K
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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/ N! U) O, S* L. s _1 Y Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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# T7 P: O; t: f' M, C 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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. W) R1 y: |& W' b: _% n2 z, S 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 e2 S* ?4 y) D- O9 p$ F
( L) w5 I3 c% o3 } The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise." R9 I( E( \6 N" Z- z7 ?; o3 A! E
( |% `: S. Z; w 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.4 p! [% D1 g3 T$ H0 z
( t& X T5 e" a' i 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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( i9 j$ ?/ v! A0 n+ ? 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。, e+ O& q/ V0 l; z
# m9 W8 h2 g3 a/ b6 F Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.3 R1 Q- q+ p5 S
' M4 E: l3 n! E 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。+ S5 q" J- i1 Y
{; {) b4 X% H" ]' _" m! n Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.6 y N) I$ D0 @
$ B3 D4 @1 V' h/ I 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 x6 {& T4 g) E* q
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.6 i& q- d' b, o- n5 K
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- ?- f8 s/ x6 ] H9 a, H
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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4 C* M% ]! W; ~9 b 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!. f5 k* W- T r% d
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.: }. l& g, A: o* l/ u( F" N
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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; n0 \" D6 ~+ L# Y1 F When two’s company, three’s the result!/ y7 H, Y6 t1 a# ~' K
( \) u9 N" |0 n! G6 w! _- Y 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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k1 ?9 x0 L/ [* {' V5 k A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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4 S, |+ g8 G2 _9 a( W9 V5 Y 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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" V5 Q& |+ z( h; | The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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; C8 K5 d) i. X6 x0 Z S+ ? The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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