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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- T; T2 |8 J9 M# B! k u
% H6 S/ q1 w: a% }8 m+ ? One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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3 s% d1 ~+ w& Q( ` 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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2 n: ]$ D0 z. }* E; X# T2 v Save water. Shower with your girlfriend., j7 b4 o- O# V. q, Y! t
% o# s/ ]6 @. i9 B6 s1 | 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.1 j( M+ i/ r1 R1 Q
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- W: p2 b' r; c, r7 Q3 s, S \
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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& c6 j& x1 n' h3 w+ P 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 r+ i! d1 b4 q6 n: y
2 i) \) o+ A+ S; F. d! p Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.) X+ [! O3 B# B5 C/ t
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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_ C* @7 P3 M! s The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.# z, ^6 s$ x Q
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( a+ w: b8 v1 u/ L/ m0 B5 e
( l; o8 o X. ?, Q8 z3 f Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.' x; z6 T! K8 w, {7 u) v- j4 G
3 _, w$ l/ O! P. y: { 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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f- a+ b' [3 D) L Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.9 Z! b) U c. Z; `2 H* a
& N) l: c/ q7 v6 V/ r4 I 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。, }% K1 r( l7 a7 _1 A: V/ O
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。+ j* a3 j! p9 ?: m# F( G# ?- \
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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7 W1 L3 [9 D, q3 Y4 y' Q* e “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. E$ {: t$ ]0 I. _
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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8 [0 @- n( s! u5 @ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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6 ~% E' a3 x( v* R 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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9 y7 L. o, K& Q “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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$ i7 B! n6 v6 y 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ k+ V c: U' R9 A3 M
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!& w) Y, ~1 A Q+ ?, F
" t8 r1 d) ~ V3 m, \9 A 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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! I y, k3 I! O' o; R$ F God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.3 f0 S" Q- v S7 ?, M# {3 R
! x5 s j0 e5 f+ h- \8 i$ F5 ~7 z 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ F4 G Y2 E L: w) M
8 n& {' ]# B5 P9 C$ k5 O3 J When two’s company, three’s the result!
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% A) W* J5 `+ m: [ U( L7 b 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!) I, |% `, _2 c
# T5 w3 f( c9 T8 Y4 n" \1 f: y% E A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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: ?( U( K* X7 `7 O1 n& k/ G The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn." @+ |1 X) _. G- H. a) K
8 L1 d+ z3 H4 `& o4 `5 z: R( J 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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