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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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: `, ?8 w' X+ ~8 q: f One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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_$ V# ^1 W7 B* p Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.0 a, [. b/ i7 c. n
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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# A! a, Y) d$ k, ^6 i7 z Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.5 q) ]! ]+ M7 s0 i: Z$ F
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.4 k* d& Q& \" s+ Z& V* f
0 s4 [" w6 v9 e' I5 B+ ~" z 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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6 C: i# b9 G7 U: Q4 o" S0 P The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise., b& m1 M! g, J
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.9 h- x! W% t$ u- M' \9 b: x8 F! ]
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& Q- ^1 W5 T5 }9 X3 y
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today." O$ F8 p* [- R; j
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 ?* r" ^+ i! B: U" q: U2 j
/ ?& t: Y6 G# U 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。/ U1 H% J8 y H- y# l1 A$ v
. t, H4 J7 x# n2 j Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- B6 S. {/ B2 e: f5 b
* L% g8 A7 G2 O1 @) z" B There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。# [# x/ G9 [, \3 ?; [
' K' K+ ^1 S; H* i7 s! f/ N “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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" t7 q$ ~& M& [ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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( L( _4 a$ S( L$ Q “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!4 C& Y. q: X) R/ r1 W
/ y+ l# g Z2 i5 j3 u+ K: @ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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w( R; A) i* @6 w7 Q: n4 ? God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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8 K. i( ^) ?& p' t$ M8 N2 ] 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。: t8 d5 ^3 n7 ?; K, H/ }. ^; ]' c
/ |. B" T8 D. _$ R When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!( X9 t- D5 Y, N1 @$ K6 e
4 ~! C+ r; d7 E; c# C' z+ O% h A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.# \" q [& x% Y
; r+ y. d+ P. {6 ] 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。3 ?; @* A& h# k2 @0 T) Q% M
! ^" c% O* X' M8 i The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.* W! ~9 D5 z8 x- D6 b
% O( X& I( y! M1 z3 ~3 v6 J7 \ The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.$ @2 L, J, A4 m4 n. z
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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