Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 D7 U5 r% N# z# F% TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ w* K3 \, J' ~7 V1 e8 hA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 ?" o" |/ Y) [' }A: Your car.

1 k4 t5 v- b$ h; \Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# G* s+ j% R/ ~6 f1 kA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

" Y* Z8 }" Y5 j6 ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: X4 |- T, E) U/ o1 s9 v4 o. f0 GA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% Z: h5 x5 W5 k  U/ r: f  f' \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, }4 q& F+ Q% ~$ q" aA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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( X1 D( N6 I+ s: l( U/ FQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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% L' `, r; ~! d2 X) j: ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

5 J" O, d- ~, w! ?& ZQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 o, z$ `3 K9 X5 G. fA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, [9 Q6 I, c' g" G: JA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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