Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" A/ k5 c& k- E: O& a$ ]A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

& s/ W: ~, u" Q; P7 hQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 c# {% h; A; j0 G4 xA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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! Y' y2 ^8 [) ]' [5 w! R2 O% M. e: zQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& l2 R" e. p# |% iA: Your car.
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0 ]: t* `' E0 T7 P& n  lQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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) |# d) E( I0 ~' p- [: t4 YQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 ?! C- O+ a7 BA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

$ i( a3 w! o( w, Q& B8 ~Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

3 T: O& V% M4 v; @" h2 u+ m" w4 ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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' u- A" U) o& I/ O0 f) p" HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% z7 Y. I  ]2 P8 `% _A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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