Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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' u1 u6 E1 W# YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ \$ k# `. Y. _8 i' M  FA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

9 ]# p2 b3 c  i, m) ?$ E5 ^% EQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 j+ z& E. [# U$ c* y" Z/ p" EA: Your car.
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! o: _$ I* i' @, Y! YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

- [- m( T; ^' K0 W! W8 H3 U1 s0 OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! c' e9 {2 z# ?A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 Z# y0 ^: Y9 X- w' \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
  M! h6 _& i& X8 d4 P# kA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# a1 G. R' z4 k) m8 D, J5 {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! e% U: C; z: v! _% ]A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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