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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 9 y% [; M/ ]' U6 x- M
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 k1 _  ~5 P6 a7 K" \: iA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; g6 [6 D1 p2 s6 j* A0 A

2 m7 Q$ o* N' @; ~# B! ^Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - T5 w5 a! v; }/ Q. k9 m/ f1 L
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ( M, d3 S, `& B# h
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? . K" Y+ x( m! q8 E& z. J2 H. L4 a
A: Your car. 4 d% @, z  j+ ^3 ~6 l; E

& i, U& [' X3 I1 l0 S1 sQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 R6 @. Y# u6 l, |; KA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 8 K$ x8 ~& n# B- y

; a8 M  s& p/ w' i: x2 j0 o# qQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 f. p+ |: ?6 ?+ `A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ O  E* }( L: YQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 M( z8 n! V. i& gA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 2 K* ~# U) o8 m7 u/ A6 g
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 x0 A+ D6 C. W5 K4 j  sA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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$ j. H2 R. o- W9 w+ wQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) q7 g" E! C0 U7 G# O) g- @3 iA: The color. + v  B! `5 w# R5 Y# H

5 S4 v' ]+ N0 G5 c$ G* R6 F7 TQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ V3 i- H) z: S* l% O# Z% R. W- k% FA: Heavy psychedelics. , A/ h3 W* i( S! ^! ^! K2 B
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 Z) N6 Z. {+ V( }A: Carry loaded weapons. ' `9 T# w+ h& T. D% I. _
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- R; y  i: e9 Z% @2 UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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