Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

) n  ?* |4 r! o5 m) KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. i8 \& T/ {' E8 s0 A: KQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

0 ~0 n8 l3 U- k8 o% VQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
; Z  K* B- u, G+ v" x2 e2 t, pA: Your car.

! @5 {- L( \& b" ^/ [' RQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, k) d( n$ m+ Y- VA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# L' m. q5 W4 U* FA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

* G) _- m) F7 C1 {Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 K$ A" p8 g- |A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* e7 P# w" A& H% oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( F: Z) j, z4 J2 q2 \* FA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ F) Y% f% }9 v: ?- w1 n* tA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! ~+ A3 e) C/ z2 k7 xA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) Q( M/ U( G  B  h' C2 a2 S$ gQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ z* ^; U$ G% Y' A' m& O) r! uA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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