Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' r3 q* Z0 |$ s! K- ^4 T2 \* o. f+ v' ?A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 i. u7 F: c% G7 ?7 c& RA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

. U' W7 ?1 ?% |8 }) s4 C. g9 C/ rQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  m$ ?4 r: u7 F- j7 K+ }1 o7 ~" ?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

! Y, P5 g" Y3 m4 ^" M9 U8 ]Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, u6 Z" G8 z& p7 y& D. C2 lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; W5 }7 @# w4 e2 Y0 K4 q& x$ E# b) G% `) ^A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" u- q, m5 L( }/ `/ A: e: M8 \1 xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
" p; \6 b) E& j5 c/ F" \) SA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. `* @0 a7 Q8 P: H1 u  yA: Heavy psychedelics.

: C  \) q( B) w  NQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! ~* U0 t* |. e: L; u& u( EA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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