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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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George was brokenhearted.
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7 K+ A, `, b1 F. U( IAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. ) R6 E v V8 v6 ~! L5 @+ X5 u
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 2 P, ]2 v, ~9 \) h3 D. N. e
( M( a3 x1 ?7 q/ jGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 2 B, n5 H# a! g8 P6 C/ R: s
+ a) I* d( B: o. ?: L$ z"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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4 X( `" i: k& V6 W# i5 L1 D"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42
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