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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." ' \9 B, E( m- G1 t1 `9 L/ _
) u" A' l% g& @" i3 P% f: g5 _George was brokenhearted. ! R( E$ R) s' U- \3 ^
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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) @6 d2 i1 J8 a" i! f% l"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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, C5 F; J: p N2 EGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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, `( \9 X Y, m, Y1 r" P f"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ) T$ S) j5 ~8 m8 f$ n- C1 [4 B# \
' |; R" B3 R5 x+ l3 \"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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