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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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George was brokenhearted. N7 ]+ p7 n" G6 V
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. # F, l' j: Z6 ?2 X
; r/ A3 M( |$ a: x2 l @"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 6 N' r/ R( E) u: q$ x2 i
/ A; {4 m. S+ H/ Y. oGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. & M3 R4 ]7 Z4 T# o: \, D5 @
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42
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