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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."  
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George was brokenhearted.  
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; j) M! E, B; y9 GAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 7 |  v1 b2 I% J3 e 
 
6 Z0 y4 K( q. N$ c! h" t' \" k"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."  
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- ^* Y  G: g  R6 B! D0 uGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 4 X0 X$ \( @  { 
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."  
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2 G* o! I( S5 r  @' V* `"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |   
 
 
 
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