10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
. c: _5 R9 H6 h  a( T, ~" C; h' o6 Z7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
& z  ]* `7 h# I& G1 N9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
, |0 E1 c, [2 T+ v) Bthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

3 i9 c6 |8 D" z8 B% u. HGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

% _  m6 b/ ?# C& q( yGrass could mena herb

) _/ g# @7 E: U7 b* S0 t( Uare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

; a) l' f) ^' D" X& y1 Xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

& u! N# c; P' b6 h( J7 @did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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" w( S- R, n& V" z# }4 K! k- `0 T! Jgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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! ~. ]# f% F& I5 h- dreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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: _& e) h5 j6 o2 Odid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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5 r3 Q0 p+ C# L6 p+ @+ v" l3 `"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
! G% p) [1 C& z) R"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
' L/ M& X) G) g' k( u"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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