10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
$ I8 }* q0 Y  {2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
% i! b; G- E- V' w8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
) e* R8 C% U! N8 s% r3 M, j8 ithis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

, \# a- V4 j* a+ P$ Z/ {! p1 @% YGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

/ g* Z. B) m+ C5 Q8 i0 ^# R4 V% cGrass could mena herb

  E. h, U% B4 o) ]/ o/ Z2 eare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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! p# n& M6 \; u2 i6 W- B. qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

% r* z' p1 }' a5 F  Ygrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

! i+ w2 ]8 [! a0 R$ _; _% y, Ri get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

% R4 d: S  w" T% e4 egrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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( q. n+ n" u2 y1 E0 K$ I: ?" udid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
$ I% ^; M4 H0 R/ M"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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5 l5 C/ _/ f; u0 V" M- [) O"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
# d! R1 n% e- |. Y9 \+ J"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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