10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
) N, }, ?5 c& x9 g& H5 E2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
: Y& h! H; R+ S) T1 l" k4 |! E) X3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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0 R! M/ p) F* I9 `4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
# h: T9 p' n# R. ?4 ]% L6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
: c* u' g! o+ d* O0 O( @! m8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
4 u5 }! y: d/ y# [4 [# x* r9 H6 k10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
: ^9 p! ^' v  x( W2 g8 `8 }; Qthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

6 |: Y" x! S" ]5 }Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

8 b/ g0 k: m. M& u, o/ Egrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

2 T& s! x: C/ \did not get the first one, where is the pun

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; U; u! O4 r; Z9 w5 i) b, R. treally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

+ _2 x  s7 C  T5 Ydid not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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. a$ ~' A# F, |3 w# qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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