10 puns

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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
9 t: T- l4 {5 W- X/ g2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
# d4 ?& ]2 p' h) a3 R) ]  L5 q( s3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
" f( o  R- j3 }5 x0 Q( A9 F. @5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
+ i' B$ N2 q6 L1 c. x! j0 R) L6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
3 A5 y$ g8 @6 j# n) }2 b9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
8 g! m* A( N/ W( S10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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6 j+ B0 x+ F4 E8 Z, y" lare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

/ m! G% M- _# o  [. Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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6 D; P. C' d4 G! E% X  {did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

: u. P) m4 T5 F) a7 Oreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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9 M4 ?7 ]- F1 v  l" [grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

$ Y9 Q. `  E$ c1 i# A1 v+ Bdid not get the first one, where is the pun

# ^& n5 s0 e( j4 }i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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: q2 x+ m$ m# ~# ?0 R# Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
' Q/ b( ~$ U( e# J9 O"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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; g9 T+ ]+ J* l% ~7 j"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
" |7 e. f( W* g! {"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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, ?8 i- t) }9 C+ Pi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

0 M' E% [0 C& Z1 X" Q% |! T9 qen, it hit me now

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