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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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. _5 A# ]4 S L% w9 v, \* k/ @Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: , j. {) m2 q& m3 ^! L
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. $ Q; m, {) j: @0 _6 @
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 6 v1 e; }! R4 P' P# g( Q+ i
# @& c# K9 q' e7 d% e" ]We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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/ W# H/ ]8 B1 `And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. + J! k' P9 e6 h9 j# m+ |
2 |; T1 q1 X; r. z/ O. N* dNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 7 u2 l5 ?4 ?% S8 { N6 z
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 1 s' |) a. n- v8 E
/ X: t* G7 G2 @& S3 ALater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. ) ~* l1 N! u! s* ^9 |1 m' v
1 G; ]8 K4 A. m( a, ~He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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& _% |2 J- K9 ^5 o8 b& T/ z4 Q( ISo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. : v6 `2 Y# ]/ f
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 2 b3 G; P, ^" w, T6 D/ B: `! H
He gives up and goes back to bed. # H; Y8 r; c% o' O* A1 i
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' / H7 V* L6 U8 J0 ~% ]
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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