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  A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' / j) M) ]/ T* F6 U+ h, K. P 
 
) O9 c" ~: L0 ?& bDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:  
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5 w4 q7 y) h: k/ D3 u9 }. g% ]* ~1 DI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. , [( v# a3 Y" ~$ U! W' W 
 
$ H; O( v0 Z( q9 R. c, CYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.  
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5 J4 h4 `8 @7 d: ~# xWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.  
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 The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. " z- U# p( y. x+ r. M) m" A 
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.   x, h8 u% E" u: D4 g4 D1 ` 
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' : n! ~7 c' l  I) r1 I0 I 
 
& D6 Q3 h* }  b7 }: WSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 6 b) a$ H! O* {2 S' ]1 I4 R 
 
3 r& |* ~' c# V' s" u( y1 O/ dLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 2 |0 b2 ^. J7 V0 C  W3 o3 D. { 
 
) x" `; [1 U, r7 i9 x& H. ~" N4 {& IHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ! Y+ J# K, ~! `2 c. n1 X 
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 1 h. ]6 J8 M. h, D5 m! d5 ] 
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.  
7 z! M- U5 U1 d$ l3 S4 o2 f( bHe gives up and goes back to bed.  
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2 f5 q" y- K1 ]7 IThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '  
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' $ I) {/ F0 Z, b! @; T; l( s 
 
+ ~: Y6 `2 {5 C' ?( ^! ^) ]% [2 {The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |   
 
 
 
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