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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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, E" Y- @2 R1 h( h# N4 ZI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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N' ~5 {+ j; s8 k% h( r) N% LYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 7 t% Z3 H$ }' Z
, _2 F1 M. \5 @7 qWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. / |. `( D. X4 O e" Y( \/ X
( y* ~8 Z/ M0 T( L* b$ GNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' $ Z6 ~% H0 L- I% a, I
: o% f. r+ ]% M9 i- C& H- y, |/ `So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. & j' v# u/ d, w" x' ^' y% H
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. + ^; T7 D! T# y5 Z, }! [
: k, R8 Z" J5 NHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ! |" z( x+ l0 E, T# `$ c
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 1 D% C$ T, B+ Y/ _/ J+ U- N
; C* L5 y; @# V" [; H5 J% Z# o' wNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
: M2 k2 o. V/ U6 mHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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! y) ^( J1 o: N k$ GThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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/ Z" b9 l! }$ y5 ~) m5 V# B cThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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