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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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, P2 Z$ c3 \# fI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ; V+ T6 [- W$ F
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. ; Z& _: q2 J* K+ O+ X6 O
+ a1 z$ ]; }& }: }1 G$ D The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. , w4 a; t6 H( L
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. ! s) X( S. }6 I- D' _
/ w+ K% q' a! a! J8 uNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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9 ^( y, R9 F# B* l+ h6 N6 ^So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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5 k+ X/ `5 ^8 n/ v- sLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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8 | p9 K( z+ x' ~Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. : B+ |: x* z2 `; Q% e, `1 Q3 A
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' , l. B$ J, y' A$ B$ }; p3 w2 W% _ t
5 l1 O( D, `/ ^" K9 L2 [% oThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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