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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 7 O/ d1 ~: a+ h% _+ q
. d$ f+ K' h @0 m( V9 H& | hYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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" X0 r' c1 i$ l# G; o9 wWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 7 v8 Y9 u# ?. ]) v
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. & V' [! E2 o% _
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ( i. O* n, ~, Q, \* V2 S
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. # U; P: }6 `& j2 }6 w
6 n! N% I" h$ {Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 8 A L0 Y' b# p" z0 b* S
He gives up and goes back to bed. : ?3 C8 k/ L1 P4 @0 U, E
, Q% p. y5 } A4 O& vThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ! K' z2 X# b1 v1 w, u9 z
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' ' K% e$ D0 u7 |
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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