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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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- X9 W% i6 B7 W5 c. DDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: , @: D; ]& x0 s0 a" K+ O
3 ?& q) f1 l ?. X, uI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 2 q* z' j$ l" d2 z
, D, e+ a: i% I3 _2 ~ M% Q# ]Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 3 W; q3 W' J* M! x# ?2 K4 w L
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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3 b1 u" y1 s2 ?4 K$ @9 a The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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# |+ }, }5 S# G( s) k( JAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. ) w0 I( C" F5 {
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' $ \$ P: J( v& x# o1 v7 z+ ?* S- A/ [
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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2 z8 [7 | V* s+ ~# ILater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 1 z) p ^: J7 w! c& t X
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. * e1 K1 d' z- h8 w
- l! Q0 g; o- p2 [" C3 X* KSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
# |# r* ?" c) eHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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