Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# w7 f. d/ _7 N1 S% `* F; Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# k$ d8 Z% ~0 Y1 w- v. E9 V5 r/ ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
- x! e4 w& ^' \8 O2 Y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 L' X! v. P+ Q; ]you pay me only $5.
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. P+ x& v. `9 V# z8 x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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8 t9 t  O! C0 y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ K, L9 [" d8 ?2 rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 e0 i4 K* J8 I3 JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) o4 R9 i) h5 P/ M- xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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& j2 S5 @& Q. q3 R, ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ |7 ^) |' o5 v* s+ Qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 l- _" m8 c, w. ?/ q, S+ ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ h# V  C* Z8 l# p% Q/ q) }( Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: h0 x8 m- K/ o6 M8 _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" p- }  Y, s4 f6 P' d4 cback to sleep.
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' y. M% N# G* mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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: e' t- V- O  A- y. }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 C# T6 M! B8 |  t2 V>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# H1 G) J" r' Z5 l) j3 Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' v2 Z- I4 }/ ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 b- P  z" ?2 b3 v* B>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ u( K9 S0 x- M/ c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# R8 a% `7 |8 q1 N2 b' p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" b  ^7 Q& T9 i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 U' F9 A  U8 {* `7 J/ _$ O1 k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' R5 U' ]) Q( n" i# \+ b% q: k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% e6 x9 ^6 j7 B& \( {5 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 e3 V2 p2 S6 ?' l- v+ @9 ~! ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ g7 T% K5 P; w* O( Y6 ?2 i真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% C! D1 {! O7 K- X/ N2 C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; |2 l6 n& F3 |1 C- G7 i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% p# C* ~! ~3 u4 c. f3 l1 R真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

# Q5 ?. h( N9 q- Z# `9 t! @6 G" b全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 ]( s+ E8 P2 a7 \' P* x& A4 F( K8 L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. g( N+ B/ _5 n4 \4 b别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 A+ M, C; Y* t2 p. N/ ^% l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

( `% r# q/ L7 T4 e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; v3 q. r0 B( f) s4 I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ `9 z. l7 u! K) g4 {4 L  _她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
, w: o3 t2 P; w+ y- r/ ^' J她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢