Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 l1 V, Z+ v1 C/ F) rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% m; C/ _- N1 G! e$ {; Q4 xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
+ Q7 a2 {9 A- m2 l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 ]+ x* g! d, i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ g7 W) ^! C, i" Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 Y. y+ |( O! v; O7 p5 U7 F$ Iyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& X: @/ W$ H' n1 wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; \  v+ y& j1 epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& W6 _1 ?, `) l4 Hlawyer.
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9 r" O, S2 c) e& C8 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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' f( r" x! [% E- J/ n5 q" THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* }: I  B% G* o) ~% n/ mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) s4 ~4 X! Y) k- s. Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) w0 h, W) ?$ E2 P( Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

# d6 O  U! k7 {3 u# b3 W) yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 X6 ^: G3 p8 X( d3 Y1 `7 w/ yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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  [( T/ ^1 J% w( a: NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) j' j( F% U, i( F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 o6 E( i! Q; D6 I- j+ e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# B" Q7 c) \3 c' p; a4 u2 [) [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( u0 t+ v9 d& ^4 T9 ]' K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 w0 @* E+ y2 a) J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# f, m* ?. `3 Q/ B% G% h, ]4 g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) [, }+ F/ k2 X  P( ~& B7 X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 f; ], ^- n1 ~& e7 J1 a>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: b7 U, R6 `: Q% K1 ?- _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. h8 s5 _3 ?5 X) T# {/ a0 u! `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  `% C$ ?9 O( [) [>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ i: J6 g& }; K: Q5 R/ K" d7 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( j% D) s- Z: e: L0 B/ w>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! `- g9 E4 G$ VA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; l, Y# H9 l. g" ]- j& `, n3 Y$ ^/ T' ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 w6 C% [) Z9 U$ {: S( [2 j, jthe newfie would l ...

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+ R; Y7 o8 v6 ^! h( j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! Z  s8 \% Q: I/ U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 v% H% Z- v; |  J+ B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 |* X3 p+ i9 L. ?* y6 _" |真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* u$ ?5 I* K8 k- N2 E$ S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* e: _) S+ @4 L5 r1 b4 s7 q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; t% X* d2 [: J- ~4 h+ P真聪明，偶像啊

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, |; d6 h0 b$ s9 k3 s* d( t全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( ?' n+ {6 g, X3 J全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! k( h; k, r7 {7 L- |8 L, A' C% C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- _0 a. Z2 k3 C; O! f' Z) W( R/ a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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/ I5 A1 V, f3 b别把我往坏路上领啊。

* z! i' p. p6 J你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; Q0 f. \1 \7 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& [& H) u( H& v& U/ S真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

8 F! |: r8 r# b! o' g9 r' @7 L  d大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% m# S6 k1 ^8 S( J她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* i  M' B9 w( K( B, A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, U- w, Q/ l% y: P$ q/ R7 n8 @5 \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 D. a* v! b9 O) F$ r  I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ P6 X  G. c- L5 n- }哈哈，你们在这开小会呢