Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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5 [5 C1 X# U: _) q+ C8 I5 wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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8 |% u9 B  E* W/ i9 L/ [% K2 I0 k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 [4 s1 B2 @7 S) K; L0 b* [ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# r: h0 ^1 u# U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; }( N4 _- }0 ^, r) Q2 a will pay you $500.

/ p; E) g  n9 p6 p This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

2 q! q/ o2 Z8 d% y1 TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! o3 }+ A0 n. A% ~three legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ s5 c9 e% ~+ {: LThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' ?  K+ K' s5 c$ U+ y) \+ Z/ ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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. H4 }+ X1 J$ S3 RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ x$ n8 T% f" B/ ?wakes the newfie up and asks,

- Y* ~$ x2 y$ W& y8 S; x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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3 L5 l- T3 f8 [  dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& |9 P  q. N, S+ W# eand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* N  o7 k5 n. i" @8 Q& a- `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; o  P* P$ v8 z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 R- E$ l2 j* F8 C+ N2 R>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. ~% t1 U3 _7 O! n& `) l6 v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 `9 D1 S4 P9 B) b6 Q3 ^5 w" }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# Y) s( u' Z& }! g- ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

6 b+ i2 ?! k7 V! R& [>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 ?& |, G8 C+ U! o$ o>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

! T. o* l8 _  G/ u# h3 q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ M2 P- t. H4 J+ i; m( Y2 @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) k. s* \1 J2 p真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 |2 o& |! V! O7 g5 N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, {% M# ?" J: ]: Q' _  C真聪明，偶像啊

6 ?) v8 B& `# q% h全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ {/ H: G6 n  W- L5 L/ B+ ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

1 h7 U4 j& q2 f别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 `8 u! z; ^8 ?  Z- y6 O6 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( v4 t0 j: ^, i, T9 u* X1 U真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 M" g% s. z7 _4 ^4 ~- c4 h) h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& f( P+ a! H% P* L大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" K2 C' g$ U4 x( f/ N( d) J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! U4 k6 w2 r. A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢