Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) ?2 Y* s5 e6 G
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 q% |8 {% u2 R( s6 i8 w
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& p8 @' N/ k2 U+ j! q; b
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 d& o5 w% ~2 } The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 G9 ]0 k6 Q& l$ P& o& ^$ Q, b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 k  a" W- v0 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' w$ v5 @- S) r( ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,' K7 h" u. N# `6 c
you pay me only $5. 0 o6 s3 T, f# B
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I( e* H8 Z7 K8 n% p. h
will pay you $500. - E3 _: M# \/ X2 T" ^/ I% n/ Y2 X( F

8 {; f8 W0 t6 I. @( {$ | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; H8 ]- J; F1 Dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's' I! a6 W% G8 X9 ~$ ~
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ) W8 H1 L7 Q) n# g! ^% Z  G

* g; d( ~( E+ [: ~& sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; p* Y" G# f% i. m3 f' wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the; B- u% z- ~# s' L/ y9 O7 k
lawyer. ' @( u; S/ m* O* e- V! W
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Now, it's the newfie's turn." H4 j- W1 Q4 r

$ d+ E% v! F: a# ~, }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ W5 {) X: O6 |) q. Z2 c/ qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all& S4 j; E1 s0 ?
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all- [$ I# C) s0 w( V
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 v  v- z' A5 y: n, W1 _: A4 y! Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! j. }3 y4 b6 u6 P1 ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right7 r$ r7 H6 g; y/ [/ U2 o/ X
back to sleep. " U8 ^% j% O: f9 W

9 x: [# L4 r' vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" J& y! v( E* r3 ?/ P  }$ mwakes the newfie up and asks, * Z3 r/ A6 g6 n2 `

/ o- F4 R( Q( L0 l$ A; z2 L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and+ P' u/ h6 t! n) Q. P
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 `" K" X0 u0 k% W- J! ]$ R
and goes back to sleep.$ v) l! T8 Z# K+ {
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ `4 E8 s% t8 ?0 i. EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 U: F# U! y7 E. j+ Z+ V2 Q- mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb+ f% H% ~9 C0 y: D4 ], J
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 e# T* S# u- \* w, r1 E# Nthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; j3 }1 R3 ^" H6 U' _
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , y' ~4 e6 r! z8 s

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' G7 H; d$ ^7 c* Z4 ~) r8 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 i: M8 r+ |2 ~3 z1 d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，# ?2 W& U4 H0 X# ~+ ~! T# z. z
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 M" }1 F7 [* \( F# R; V/ E

@6 r5 \( O" {/ z. `/ h. J' f真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 2 Q, }7 U. [$ f9 v+ t% W- S

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 % r" X1 n' {1 \9 @- ^

( d9 C+ M' M! V! x, [( r2 Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . z9 N# R+ W: J" z2 o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ) y! u( c7 r1 l( n
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 i% i( u7 S) M U% W1 h+ A5 p5 }
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - J! @ [7 X% N# h& ]
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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