Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 C' Y1 L, b" }: s/ c2 ?6 `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 Y, I9 I9 d. P; R/ F" jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# R% b' c8 {, s$ S7 M+ z4 C2 ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' U! Z8 X; p. @% B5 t) i# P/ `# uyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 r% z, V4 w- h, zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; b. Z" e8 o: d* i; nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

7 s6 u; f+ H$ h8 uNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 C8 |" ~8 m$ Y8 L* l. CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: x0 B! z+ x% athree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! v4 |+ g' ?+ ~' n2 W& ~references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ j- w! H+ l3 Dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 `  u0 G' \  m/ |% N1 ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 m" x* G: \0 D0 ^back to sleep.

% L; D: c  M& F# EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' d, K5 [1 {8 B: dwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 v; Z& D' c/ |: mcomes down with four?'

1 B0 {( {7 I1 k6 @The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& P9 r3 a$ A+ P2 D4 C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 L0 a4 z1 f. g: F2 J" a7 F* `+ e( a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- C2 P  v" H0 p- ~& {. z5 _+ L>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( L+ `5 k: O1 j/ l$ \& J+ n3 |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: ?) C$ T3 W4 C8 c2 n5 M7 `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& |3 z, j" R! n. T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 @* p5 L/ f: V3 u% V6 Y) q$ S- G! |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- P2 c" n% v9 z, t+ ^9 |A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, a9 \' t7 x" m; R$ }6 c0 w! Lthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* b. L. B& G. y3 c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 H0 ]( B# ?: r% y+ t9 I/ }( R- @3 G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 P3 }  ~8 w$ c7 D& Z" s: E* f. |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 a6 M4 d) e6 Q) C3 D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 s+ @- T- Q2 Z% y) N6 `真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 r( x5 p1 U. [' K& k真聪明，偶像啊

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! D2 Z' x  z. T全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

0 {9 N0 d- H  D0 y' ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ f# ^9 b* x9 N. |6 s: c% `( c( U你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 Q( E( S% F8 S% @% a' v真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% O, e, _0 V/ H- N0 c" f她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 i; M0 b) U* u# T; @6 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 Q$ V% O! \6 l3 v说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ Z* {" v- x& b$ k: _/ f哈哈，你们在这开小会呢