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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.6 L+ O# c& c- j; ]2 S
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.( \0 }6 O0 y6 e: ?* ~
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.+ o8 g  W# `) P! i* }

5 A. Z+ Y$ T$ \% F4. Then analyze the situation:
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& V3 h* C- v* X5 S6 ba. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.( n; I6 e6 ~8 z" D2 {( W! k  E' T

5 _, [, `, Z  Z+ ~2 n# ^9 Vb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.  r+ `4 _6 @1 {: {
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations., {; O" e2 |- ~7 A% T
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.8 S$ L1 _4 D9 H2 K/ W
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.% }2 i' `& ]" [2 C& Z. `5 }

2 X1 g+ E$ F8 c! x/ p" ih. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.( {$ {' s7 o* L' x+ [* l/ @% E4 u

- |# v$ M  J3 D$ }i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.- r; b6 S( {* K  S7 B! c

0 O9 n! T2 K: M. C7 C9 ]k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.( W9 r" y$ l. ~3 a

; x8 ^+ b$ |" {! ?l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .& O& U( e% r! h; n4 ]
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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