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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.& `2 |8 G" @0 L+ ~
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.1 O3 j! v/ ?( Q: X. Q
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.( z5 c7 T: _2 H
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.* W$ @0 l8 Z* T) J, q( p
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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4 x8 P) q4 [8 y( p+ I% }d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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! @3 A% W" v5 o! \+ ?8 G- Ke. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.! ]  j. j) M- o" d( p. ^% E/ W4 M" _
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.1 n7 n1 I* H) r: U* O- m5 l

) `+ d, O' m1 c9 B" f/ ij. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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! I7 ~: D- R( G" p7 I: _+ E, ql. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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# N0 E) c# d- A1 A6 Q& x* C5 wFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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