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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.* `; n  }9 H$ ]
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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  T+ F" ?7 \+ }8 o1 O7 G8 v3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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) i( w1 a! I+ Z; ]4. Then analyze the situation:3 F' ?$ ~! _2 p4 B

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.* ^+ O+ v, ?# V* T9 a' x* T
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.5 u6 N0 j0 S1 A& O: U' x
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.; {7 c" Z- p7 f- r( h5 M4 X
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.# s& u" [+ M3 K# v
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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1 \& i% {% D2 Lg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology., o' H: A! d  {" F, Q; |( j! a* `
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.1 s. }6 N4 h0 J! O

% e$ I! ~% z/ g$ ~: C" d) K: xi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing." c" }0 b- C2 p

+ ~) [( U! b! B) tk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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