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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.+ z/ \) u% Q3 ]0 b9 y

. M$ Q+ ~/ \( b7 T0 @, a& I2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.3 i' O* R3 A9 N1 N9 ]( d. o

) F9 ?$ a# a( p3 A- K, k$ H3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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3 G: t/ \8 s( v9 d4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.0 G0 G0 k& i. A0 F7 K6 y1 _; j7 c
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.  A1 h7 S; n, x, s9 M; q
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering." X$ ?0 S: P* ^% E0 c
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning." n5 ~1 Z$ @  G9 u
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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( D6 n0 P  d9 hf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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( T; t8 E$ S' g* D9 ug. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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8 C% J. L' l- ni. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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$ x& F* z, O9 Z& i9 [j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.1 W0 H) ~# u' A; A5 A( t) ?8 f
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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+ h( u- f- }, L* d8 ]l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .3 i4 t) a! h/ d) Y3 o" q1 L

  j( z7 M: ^1 w: ZFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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