Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
- E$ ~7 o) [. k0 F# X+ v7 ?5 b: z'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
7 p" h5 q& a* T- \2 O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
$ a, J: r2 j" X4 ~# R, R4 {* J'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- T: Q# v2 y) H6 z" C'For reading a book,' she replies
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0 A2 {' X6 _' Q+ t, a/ t  d$ E'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, B0 O, g; W; X8 I. w'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
9 q+ _; R$ @' t- ['Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
! q% }2 D0 L& ^5 l0 \+ }( k'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 {; O8 T) \  c$ f: n5 K'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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  d# R5 t. s) b# l'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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