Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 d& P' K2 @& S0 e$ H'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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/ y+ l7 m! R+ ?'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ C" H/ m/ s- q6 I% m+ L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
" M1 ]% C& L$ _  |- L* Q" W  ['Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
) Y. k& e# @2 x$ }& L' c/ a'For reading a book,' she replies
  
$ P5 t! d& g; D2 `, U'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
, w, p5 u4 c/ _3 Q0 {: J0 H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
5 C+ ?( D/ F2 ?* `- O'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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