Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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) H- D; P0 X7 G% m% |; b+ gWhy boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

$ w5 z# Y5 o/ ^* C3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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3 P9 n% b& A! E% V8 ^7 ~4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

! ^2 E, v4 }  P8 ^8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ k6 H6 E  l, t- k+ a10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

2 f! d. o4 |- h3 z11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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, d& V7 C+ @- b+ R; v/ G# R6 A$ J2 M13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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7 I! a' I! a* G( Z; a14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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+ @5 Y& X; d% g9 W& O15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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8 k( W- D% R" X1 P5 r. w3 {! B16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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5 G, A0 l* [8 U4 l" z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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9 k; K6 Q1 E8 E0 A  {21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

9 v: T) X. S3 A! c' i2 M) W24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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