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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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4 x7 w! _7 y1 u9 t2 W1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 s* g W% \/ {. L: O9 B
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.# \$ U$ i7 c, R( i) q- N9 @
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ m) i. W8 A+ b" w7 ?7 I2 h
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 E* c0 X1 ^, s* D0 h; ]7 T/ g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: y* P* p9 m5 R% X4 Z& n4 l
, ?' v9 T7 \+ C& k- d6 f9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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6 M8 t- W s. R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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# P9 _. C. y" A. E. L11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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3 D; e* c0 u) U9 Z" o$ a12.) Super glue is forever.; \6 P; S6 j3 x! U! Z7 |1 e% B+ L
3 u) R5 H1 r# a/ p13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 ~+ s; L# G0 S* t3 {
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 a/ Z3 U- O( _4 @7 i' ^/ U15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ a# ^. m9 C& U# }' \# x" @
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving./ G9 u" L; |! V5 |. y1 \
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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% z; G: d" ^; h19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* F9 [8 z- T" X* e! K+ h
% M- T! ?' D7 x2 C6 v6 k0 j20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.3 _4 Q; \1 D- _# R" b
1 f$ ~, [: A, K' N22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., f* h9 b& X1 R( u! r% Y
% N3 @9 K- A9 ~+ u23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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6 ^* W2 h9 R1 T. V, s* s, B( {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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