Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


* E& }1 ~; H2 D1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

! y( b! V" `+ E( ~6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

1 _1 g- m2 k3 a7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

" Z1 g' ^0 I& g: g+ f9 @8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

0 G% j: h$ u  z1 O: h7 r9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

0 \6 H. f4 K* \' \4 l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

+ `  a8 A+ ?$ e5 s! w4 I13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

$ |0 I' f$ Y, ^+ S3 @* }- s: e14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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) ]6 A# v# h; c8 B8 b2 A5 U2 G7 T7 ~5 c19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

8 ]2 F0 Y  C$ C5 p0 J  l, @3 E9 @20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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* A5 D) J9 `! z+ r: B( l. v21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

; M- \4 ]9 R' m* C, U24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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