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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 S ]$ l9 W4 V* W7 C5 L6 z
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' b2 z5 X2 A6 E) m' \- k4 m, Z( W1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ u1 M4 t; g( m3 }
8 T6 s' q- r, J v2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! m: C& H. s( p) {$ F9 }1 u3 n
6 ?4 i$ n8 S" E4 V9 J3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.8 \' x/ a6 P& K* o" z0 L( y' O
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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) B$ r& r5 P6 ^% C6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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3 {& l! h( R& {3 W7 b" t8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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; r7 o; Q" b# Q* _8 u1 q" v$ B9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.. |8 h/ u4 e# n$ r
7 G2 Q7 K: G! h! r; R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.+ [* @2 I+ t6 V; e: r7 T+ y5 a
7 Q7 _: r- E$ s/ j( D6 F- _2 o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do./ n+ u( Q3 R7 v( B6 @: d* }
2 |; I9 y/ s; R- e- ]* z16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.5 t+ e+ ~' ^; m% P# w" w' n3 R0 R9 Q
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 X- z; |: q8 z) X/ h. [! E
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 U$ v0 E4 c E, l7 B! h
: ]! C9 V' g" D% [6 w% }0 `20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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" H" O3 u8 Z* ]2 U- X, b! v- o/ j) A21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.' g, f' |5 ^$ S- F1 H
# p t+ g8 ?/ o7 M22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.9 J8 s$ `* _* d) \% |: r
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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, m0 N5 c) k7 ]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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% I% ]: z+ F( c: Z( a8 O) s25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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