Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

1 K# q8 z: L" J( j; sI was a very happy man.
8 V7 Y* G5 l- c: n" j. HMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
' Q9 `) V3 l2 ]* Z  W& u. NThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
4 q1 \# v4 N/ BMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
$ R5 A: q  P# n8 W2 q" Q6 ]' JShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
: _( _' G# u) }) \% o  @One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
: T  `2 ^/ B( O0 I& nShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
8 Q# M: q# m. l& F: v1 Y; r  MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
; {; s/ p* N/ C. {She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
4 t. u5 r! [% d* A- O, S6 WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
) a: b9 d, t/ u, N2 z# CWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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