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This is not a new one but in English this time.8 ~) k1 m0 G8 d/ G/ X$ C8 Z
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I was a very happy man.
: b* Z- x2 k1 `My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
" v# @( q+ D3 Z/ u# u* h/ kThere was only one little thing bothering me...! Q. n( W) [0 R1 i. l
It was her beautiful younger sister.
7 t7 c& P! |. R, F2 [! a) l+ i& w" SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.9 U* _2 B3 H; L* U6 x4 |* C
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. l& m2 W. l, @2 ?# \6 ^ R
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, N; M- h( c: o) V' h# e- {One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" Q3 H/ P1 P& {" l- @3 N8 \8 GShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
; z/ g1 e8 K; R7 F9 A- c& n6 F8 AShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.# W1 c& t6 z3 Q! l, v* T* _' |- Y
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.: v; x4 R/ L/ ]; {) C0 e, o% n4 O
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
2 U8 V" |6 c& k4 P2 A) `. hI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 b5 U" A% b/ O( q! p0 gI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
6 q" e7 W0 R k. `; c$ ^I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' p# f1 e! T: V! ^Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
' ?3 B8 I* ?$ q0 CWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
* H0 @: ]$ ^9 P# y2 ^) r' fWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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