Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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3 z1 b; t% @4 B8 g- mI was a very happy man.
# ?/ Z) E8 ]4 G" P) v+ ?7 cMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
4 c9 I8 v1 [0 f' RThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
1 f' ]- g0 L8 ?3 d4 _" wMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
0 ^& b/ l3 Q6 O+ f- Z# p' ^" ZShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
2 ~+ b3 }% c5 m" T2 n" Q6 V9 |It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
* w# i) W1 C# e$ wOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" V! `9 R# [, Q4 e0 M/ U% i) d5 mShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
2 _1 E% k% A' y5 MShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
; `  S: R5 j* k+ [& Y) P6 JWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
7 \4 a3 a+ o% M0 a$ G0 {+ O6 `She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
$ `( m( J3 Q- l9 F$ X: _Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
- G- C7 G" O4 t9 f: }With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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