Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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1 k$ V: T- m, W3 Q# D1 d9 {I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
* J4 c. u3 X4 r+ Y* ^There was only one little thing bothering me...
9 y" i3 M* ~( ?% t! d+ x/ A. ^# S( rIt was her beautiful younger sister.
& w4 y# e: A. QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
: u. j) I  F2 }; fOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
* N0 C6 [3 _5 [- A* T, s$ ]She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
/ u$ ~5 R' K7 I: x) lShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
$ w4 k+ M4 x& Q( g3 GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
! I& ]' P: A- e% Z& nLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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