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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and- x) l+ S6 _. c0 q. |
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 w$ q& Y8 N$ p( i% c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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$ Z1 m, E5 x7 _- ~; \2 d, h( `Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ f& |; v! ]+ x4 E1 u7 ]9 t0 }
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* G. G' U! u. n- X- B$ CIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
4 p: v0 G: }8 ?+ K, a0 y% F" l( zin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and4 ~" v8 f3 f' P" E6 e8 \# I) U
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 e/ h. ?# K x2 V
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 w& r$ ?* Z3 P2 e9 L7 dsat there looking on in silence. # T' d* I; ~, k
+ l$ L& m# w( i. r6 j/ B0 o lThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; {4 X f5 T' ^6 H5 x3 ^
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
5 ?' d' I n; \8 Q( r/ S/ Wwith you? Why did you do that?'
; J7 @' v4 } N. Z# GThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your* I2 ?" ^7 h# K0 P/ E# t
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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