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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) n; q$ G0 w' B
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # M0 T! B: }# m2 r* v6 j6 [
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.- O$ M W# {" ^' x: ~- Y1 a6 g
* k+ s% {& ^3 }& V, Z' X. c# L4 k4 R# O. xTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
: g' C3 P6 K* A5 f3 W5 E9 UI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 N. M. O$ \- e+ Y+ ^* b! mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" ?# D$ z4 x4 f" `. f6 c5 J9 `
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; @/ H l% C$ `5 ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 J7 i8 |$ E8 @+ _
professor was out cold.: V8 G4 q3 e- F5 I: t. e; U
6 [ \9 {9 x8 k( o. o2 YThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,2 C3 \! _& e$ n0 i2 T
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* b" x2 \: C- z6 I6 R# ?; q
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
, l4 {! W1 |" S* p4 eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
2 @* t0 J8 L+ _# L5 Z) @with you? Why did you do that?'9 k: d# @ a& Z. g6 C
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ! F& ^! w- {; K6 ?! N) f
' i5 d5 G/ Y- @: wCanadian soldiers who are protecting your0 x+ Z" V* l& l k) C' P) [- D' P) k
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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