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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& m% }1 `4 g: f
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - O( Y2 ]7 j0 e- {
5 s! q& E J; o9 P0 s2 {The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( A; z' q6 q) {7 B: h0 M* ?2 [( k
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ H( }+ s- ^3 J. D6 J
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ! T: \" `9 H% Q. G, l/ B' }4 ~2 M
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- a- E# {9 ?" V. U G4 F
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
: @6 {8 u$ p0 z+ gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The+ T# r2 v8 H% Z( O' G" ~' K5 n
professor was out cold.
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5 D5 Z' e, A; N! d, ^) ?- KThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
2 x( t7 B9 K$ u1 o7 o3 U G, @silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: L; `+ b4 t0 M& Ksat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked q# N. d' k, u. f7 n$ v4 ]+ p d
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) z% o! \4 n0 Cwith you? Why did you do that?'9 A9 w1 I" q6 j, s& h( p6 c/ P
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
2 ^! ~0 h! @* ^( Dright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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