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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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+ K/ b) G2 u% m: GThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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5 i$ v9 Z8 x6 p7 {2 ?8 @. K% B1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. [2 I- l, \9 o" t/ T ~
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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, T- }0 p% p/ }5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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# |* `7 b5 }$ P2 r R7 w8 N! W; V6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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+ t* i6 |3 b4 C+ H6 U' W, w0 O8 n7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.' N4 i% h" j) }
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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7 }" U' s* L( V T s& S7 W10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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( B5 f) [" |7 C- _0 `5 H5 N11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.# O& f1 ]6 k! e5 O1 b) l
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!1 J4 s* j4 _! K/ w6 M( F& X9 c0 p
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!3 T6 t4 n+ |, {; h' u) H' A
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