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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol2 g: Z' m6 q: E6 @9 A3 z3 I) R
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9 S w! L( [8 e/ [5 ?# \% f) OThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:" j; l! a1 `3 e6 a. T4 t
3 D1 L ]6 Z/ z, l$ C0 E" e1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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8 Z7 r g/ s5 l* w2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 E* m y I, k7 K$ `( o
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area+ A" I, A' s- d. l. Q8 L( M
7 H, B5 h8 C; U! L3 E# r7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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$ X4 e6 @0 b2 h" F10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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$ s, h1 ?* N( g( n6 X. Y7 L$ G1 v11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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, o, i" ] r2 Z+ b7 }13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!6 L- C; v }, n$ ^
, z1 a% }6 C# z. \And; last, but not least!)
6 I c" A, W8 F9 k3 F15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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