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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol; U9 T. P0 o* d1 I Q
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' ]& f8 Z% v) Z0 `
& c4 o0 N% D: S! W1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.2 ^4 U: G/ s2 i O) o, M% A) D
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' i5 E$ h" ~- @2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* q/ H8 i U+ ]$ T/ C" x* I
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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! e& u( A" m5 L$ |2 W0 V4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.# V9 v: j) i7 B: L3 a- e {
# g3 f8 A) l3 ^) R5 h3 m5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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7 V6 x! T, f' U8 l9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 s% @4 j! d; z& X+ X, D
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.- g1 _# e8 o! o2 d
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme., i6 ]" |' r$ [
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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/ |0 q1 ~' L9 C13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!- L- I9 w0 d3 B; D- A. |
9 C/ t# z. |' n1 ~8 g2 Z$ @' j2 \14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!% y; V" ]4 `* n3 x8 J
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And; last, but not least!)
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