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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:, b% e; r# T8 G+ F2 O% h: B
1 q# P# B3 A$ p7 f9 X, A1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.9 h. W- y; I5 f' n
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.0 K. x/ H% M+ S' M5 p& s+ B
2 D( ^- J- \' c8 t' K7 o3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.: ?# M+ f$ \$ F0 I6 q
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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& n: o1 s: a5 t2 X; n: r" ~5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& a1 a" f6 d5 h8 a7 C7 v( O
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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$ O7 {- H" ]5 I* b# d0 g7 o( e7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: N, l A( }* v: v3 t& o" u7 R" i! F2 o: _
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' i& i! S# k1 Z0 b
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.( z. h% D+ b8 m f3 D; C6 w
- M" M) A8 U" y/ Z10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.0 i/ N* Q) G5 n* G2 ~$ |/ z" i
2 L# T; J; g: R* K4 f! Z11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.8 V; c7 U( Y1 H0 j$ s
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.: G/ K( V+ X, e/ q
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!: q4 { o! y. m7 A
6 }9 z. ~, ~ O' N1 `14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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" Q9 P `+ ]- _ p15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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