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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol# M# x9 P) _5 x+ j4 I2 Z6 w
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5 [: } l7 X; I) |3 Q4 o0 eThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% e5 w9 E2 J8 s1 R3 t2 I# t
+ O8 d+ T% ]0 W1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.' ]" F6 _9 U( }# Q
* H4 i5 S6 {. P3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., u% t$ w0 l* E' ?; w0 a0 g
8 d( [1 [ Y% Y& G; q" c4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.4 R, B' G3 P- u. S: B1 C( l
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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. @6 _! \* s& u1 x7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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2 e( F; q3 q. X8 t; B8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask. p! ^9 n% @( N) M; j
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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, w/ \/ ~4 G4 V; H7 ^3 [2 a f10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.! t' a3 j6 V8 w
. O) y9 y/ R6 x4 u" a11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; y5 T2 P7 ]1 T8 {: V% a$ }' d! S
9 H5 k8 c4 F+ U" @2 q& B12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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2 \+ P4 G, U3 f5 ~( U* m s13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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1 P" R8 p9 F d2 z0 O14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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- y( T* ~4 {' [, R( B$ E0 I# g15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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