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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. % e( l, R" I- o* d# Q* k
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
3 @/ q+ A' l( n4 B8 _The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' " C6 B# N6 Y$ W$ G
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. % G9 H! E" V4 w* R( x
* q% X$ W, J/ E- N7 pWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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0 v' C% k1 s* R0 YThe woman said, 'That's okay.' * ~$ w) ^$ r, q# U. U0 q! o( Z
! [2 y. v3 n0 _1 Z- j; c9 uFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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! q5 _( E4 y2 W# e" k1 y4 ~ PThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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0 a8 @. Q8 k3 Y' o/ A1 f( C, ?" vThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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4 Y# _0 N7 G0 y' G" w( U1 m0 c, [So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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( ?# R- P* v: t; a' WFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 1 \3 t( U7 d+ L9 T
+ M2 u/ b! u+ M9 O7 x7 T6 T' Q- E- wThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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, m$ a. g) m' J1 ]( C$ @& x# ^So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ! e( h6 I1 Y+ y7 O" r G f4 l: w$ j
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ! j+ P0 e, b6 o$ `5 u+ [
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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7 r$ z. P# ~% b/ {The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 7 M4 B4 k6 z! M3 U8 l* O8 ?2 B1 O
( i/ b5 h* w! v% GMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. . \ B) A6 k+ l) f: W$ W
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2 b' g/ j8 v+ T( r4 c9 F" T ^2 T2 _Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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/ \5 U; O# i$ v7 OPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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