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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 8 x& u( Y* k+ m8 e1 x7 v
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. - T3 f3 n8 R3 M, n; i. F9 M0 d# a4 W
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
) i. d% K7 j" w% `/ ^The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. & {0 } J% M8 p R5 k* C
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' + J, ]" Z6 `! _- T; @' l/ ~
+ H$ b2 s' p0 r0 a( AFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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# q8 y) H* o& Y; uThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' * S w5 P8 C1 |& J: d
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& s7 B: D2 g) IFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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" C' u+ a3 k2 h9 n# C4 c$ q7 g1 c8 aThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ' k7 O9 ~! s6 `4 I, p. t( b* q
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. $ e; R& H0 z8 V4 s: `! l" N
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Male readers : Please scroll down. ( Z; W! ]. {% s! t" v1 P
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/ g. j& s# i, o* M- d0 w8 jThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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+ t6 ?& }0 E6 kMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. % D! X" @9 g, I
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9 ~/ F# [: R$ G$ xLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show / ~7 w/ W$ G X/ O9 \) p% G8 S
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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