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发表于 2009-3-8 16:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
) u' |- P2 A1 S0 o* \7 R  j6 GShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. $ I/ L+ r# C/ Y7 K+ q) C: ]6 C
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' & _/ l3 H3 ^) e2 C
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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: B6 G4 M( U- W4 w7 U: AWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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/ g( y$ U% ?) t+ l9 t" U0 T' [/ D! ZThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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6 r9 p; t% Q) Q4 F6 d+ OFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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4 \, Z( p# d' L- j) LThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ( J8 M( u7 }1 l* S$ ]! d

3 n$ K1 q/ P$ F# @" EThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'   q8 S; w& J5 ^/ D" D
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 3 b( W7 z8 H% n* N& Z2 [
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' " K# ?" r, H7 ]
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' + M) ]4 @" [9 C9 q4 h# z/ Y9 a
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' - s! X; z: I% I* E

" @7 ^& Y  n# @) yMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. . F7 [- w/ v& `0 i  E4 x/ r

- R' |% o( B& m& E  h# `6 dAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 2 r& w4 d2 w* [  l# X1 J: [
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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: R6 m9 R# B1 }PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
women are clever, no doubt.
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+ ~2 ?8 q8 w+ q+ N) x/ A0 HVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.
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