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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
: p# y- z: K: nShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
) a# X# h! k/ a+ A6 \# wThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 7 V* P1 i; ]# Z; Y. q
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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! z% @0 ^4 Q) vThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ' z3 P, T9 O: ~/ g1 ]+ Q! o
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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6 T0 v/ s$ p5 {+ E( sSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' + D: p" i X) C4 ~: y; m: y7 w7 Z
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ! `3 {* z8 F* {+ b
! j' [5 k4 A2 C( hAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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- u8 y' P+ @! H' s: _" QMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 5 x1 v w* Q" A) X
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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