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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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5 \2 d$ w5 [ M& P A4 y& ^The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a: g: s# Z3 u/ O; k
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.7 G0 |* |0 K2 H: `$ ]" z
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0 e1 Y. R* [! H9 G9 x+ CWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
& D3 [/ j7 \. t: X! D1 e T, cThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.7 A8 [2 C6 d- X; t
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'# I& l5 {; R. Q4 n1 H4 ?
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.( u8 [( b' {- v7 b+ ^' H
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! # Q7 G) z3 n7 ^$ Q7 D% u
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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