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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.! O( d( |7 f' `4 J8 X3 I
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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3 y$ \4 L6 D/ x0 V2 k2 ~5 o/ k. R" ^The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
; T4 a, p# Q1 V7 I: c5 p( }little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.( P5 w2 S' J2 x6 @/ S
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3 e1 h& N: c' i4 Z) F5 S$ `We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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% W0 i" ]" t$ f6 x9 n2 SThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'., F Y4 S1 V1 o) l' q O% C, C% H
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.# y0 r! ~0 d3 U# q- |! ]
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.5 w" r% ]: Y- x0 O0 T
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'4 r5 C9 e, I' L0 U
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
5 M0 d( ^4 K# H LWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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