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 An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.0 Z* d* C$ r( }& c; B2 L# E" q
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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( h: W& Y3 x/ ?% j; G! a1 [4 cThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a4 o5 m+ t* U/ C1 q c# _) o
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.; }* N) L7 Z8 L1 @8 Z/ S
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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6 C6 L7 ~: c+ O4 q The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
7 s# S$ [' q5 k, a! q# j4 |# pThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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0 w& {7 O) P7 n0 H'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.0 |; C0 S$ S* p+ E
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0 q5 t) l, l4 D9 A'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
; C ^8 I. q- B: E6 t: Y' _Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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