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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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3 O0 @, c* Q$ H" cThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
6 b" m* ?, @" m0 a7 rlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.: q" j8 u9 E6 ` J$ y+ k
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z5 g" Y( t5 n% G$ J7 o4 bWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
7 }" Y; {4 @2 B) w3 L8 TThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.3 O0 U! a- j; ?" |, C- x
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3 D2 D# h( h$ r" L G9 _4 E1 r' t The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
1 e( w) `* c7 U7 \) g9 {The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
8 c; [) Z: X/ L7 X+ bWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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