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N0 Q; A# d3 vA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.: P+ }9 u$ F1 I) c
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; v4 S G- T$ W k1 }+ {0 rThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
: n) b% l. i$ b3 K. \" e9 Tlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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0 h: N4 w! C4 T6 T" TWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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4 a. {! ?7 `# j- DThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
* x/ l3 Z- p/ r, J1 uThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.5 W- G) o6 u( M- L5 I& v
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
3 H3 T U# W3 HThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'/ o+ E" C: f4 h
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.8 T& L# b2 h2 y" \; ?/ D
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ' R3 K, _2 N' v. H. [ Y
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'& F$ c$ g+ [( r5 O: L: E! e7 ~% m0 K4 N$ n
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