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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
$ {; y& B+ G, v# M! Q- N7 O) q2 {, z> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
6 U! W0 |' `3 K0 i. ^0 J> A few days later, he received this report:
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8 S3 u3 B. W( E+ s9 u, |> Most honorable sir:
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> You leave house.1 N9 H- q! ?4 e+ v$ q9 O
> He come house.
2 g* Y0 T! B* F+ T$ }> I watch.
1 l  `+ \- a. `  s* q& p9 P. v> He and she leave house.+ R. q) |# ~! `. Z
> I follow.
$ i6 r$ ]4 g/ ]# G4 o4 D) U> He and she get on train.0 D8 V3 p8 m* r3 M; ]
> I follow.
8 m* U0 ]! ?7 N" X; q2 j4 {  T1 k> He and she go in hotel.
4 m' D( l  G. n/ G& z> He kiss she.' H. {" [( X; u( O& ]8 T
> She kiss he.( {  L& d; `! s/ J" Q
> He strip she.: p: k! p& a- c
> She strip he.
, r0 c% K0 i5 X. T> He play with she.
/ z# y' W, [# T+ P/ p4 d& o> She play with he.4 G# R7 v2 a2 _* A3 u- G4 B6 I0 v
> I play with me.
; w% A- A  d0 D& e5 E" F> Fall out of tree, not see.
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! Y1 ]9 s8 M/ L: D" l& M> Ø NO FEE.
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) ?+ m. t% p( Z) b  c5 Z" P[ 本帖最后由 propeller 于 2009-4-7 16:20 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。# o7 x( V9 V+ @( H; H, K+ e

; }, f- E4 s! E, t; x哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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