Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
' I1 Z% L4 ^; P! N> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
: x+ s/ D; v7 P$ D3 ^) Y) [' {> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
. s" v- p- P+ X1 [* V9 x> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> FINE,
>
4 N! x- b8 K8 A+ a1 S> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
# n' C5 a" m. C/ c+ U> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
  {% B& a) x  s- X2 Z. q# Z> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
. q2 }. [0 y/ S; C' Y> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
, v. J- V3 N, V6 C; M> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
# Z5 f7 S$ G7 ~+ B> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
% x6 N$ u7 p! }' F' }) M9 h) c> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
: Y) T4 n- b- B" D> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
7 d: S* N6 V+ i% w> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
> TO GO HOME
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1 \- W1 t/ O) @+ \/ `> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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* @$ Z8 `" z6 L( q> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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>
' W  Z& Z6 j7 T) _- O! k> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
$ h0 m/ w. J5 g8 w& j- w/ w" i! B> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
/ v* ?/ b1 u7 `! B* j! C> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
> HELLOOOOO..
) X" I2 {3 z* r% h; J> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
) A0 n' H9 {6 ~' ~" k5 F> ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.