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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A% d8 X0 r+ X2 Z1 O# v. e# D0 R
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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$ t* \6 [4 B5 S7 L: J @> HONEY,
4 t0 N4 B! y3 V1 f. r! M> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?! L# l1 ~7 e9 ~4 {# k
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.; z( a" E. Z* V2 C) R1 o
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
1 L0 c+ A+ i4 S+ K' r1 \( r> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?! G. G% f0 n- a( V9 L& J: j Q" V
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE: d) ^# v% f+ x4 M
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
; Z9 ~9 ]1 d1 q+ ]4 O: F" H) Q2 t> I DON'T THINK SO.
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% D' u8 h: |; U7 o3 ~: c, h> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS," s) W1 F7 f) I. W
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?% I' L9 _/ ~; h! p l3 P
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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$ p$ E2 ?& c" }6 E4 w> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,) d. }: I. F9 ]
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
; v5 \7 P8 a$ k8 q> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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[3 o/ Z9 v; o- j$ q# C> I DON'T THINK SO: ^, {: ~& R' n' J
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
( w6 w! y% Z9 W% w$ O7 T* h% d> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS v' J" P, t, j+ X% O: J
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
B( a* @6 E2 u9 [> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
5 o4 k5 }( g& i8 w: k9 x> WANT TO FIX STEPS
; b, L2 d/ k: W; A$ X. V( K> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
% d. e8 j- n1 n$ L8 ^/ D> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?" x- i1 M, M {5 a
> I DON'T THINK SO
) h4 z) `4 }* Z" p4 B8 ?8 T> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
' I6 O& I. j# ~; t9 C9 I/ v> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A7 h! c6 _! y0 W: y. s9 k
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
v( S! u2 k- O2 T1 i0 y> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES, U5 d Z& G0 x" G+ B
> TO GO HOME- ]6 U- i" F9 w
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES# ?/ v% b' u# m' q7 w
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.$ Q; s# ^6 r1 c* B g% A% N
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE2 j1 ?1 x' T1 ~: ]
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING5 z2 N' ~0 T9 s6 T* B6 n6 S
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES5 ?; S/ l( W) i5 M0 a" o! O
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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& \: v7 E1 E; I9 N* A- }, D> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?3 Z1 K$ y1 b: `' g
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT' Z; r9 P# U# f& ~- F+ K
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.! _ _* r/ B) x- M3 Y* E+ t/ k" H
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0 f) ~" N- G* t! I/ L> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME, R& O8 b5 \. |! U' v9 K
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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( q) l4 [2 s' k2 ]) K> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
t, F. N; }, R+ a k> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
. D x. \8 H# j> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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2 E& `% F5 U+ n- q9 d* \> HE SAID,
' M5 q O3 [. [9 ?3 V2 L> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?7 x9 H9 I$ y( i+ U
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+ n) x* O2 C! K1 ?3 d3 O+ Y> SHE REPLIED,
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# b; @6 S, R1 f/ P6 V4 c; A( m> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN; s p# c, P" v5 n; s. ?
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
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