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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A) W" y7 B' k4 z! C8 Y/ g. y+ O
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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& j. o( `% k8 V# `2 _% \, F> HONEY,
' Q9 y0 U' G* U% K! F> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?4 S' P4 D) j; r
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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2 ?) x, ]1 n& ]1 W X3 p" g> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
1 J t" r" i1 ]9 w> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
2 J. u1 I- X5 T5 Z> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
. P: [ E# l, R$ J7 P> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? i( X- I' G( A0 {
> I DON'T THINK SO.# U: P, H8 C) E3 m6 Z6 L# }0 v
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> FINE,& ^$ ?+ u0 }( s
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
9 ?) J' h0 r( {& l2 y1 b> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?$ T/ T W* t }7 J ?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT4 g p5 \! n$ T4 l
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> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?* {9 X3 W3 C- ^% W& F0 {4 l
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE+ { n9 F# ~ l( N. E
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
2 a4 e+ I# s/ r7 g; I# Y> I DON'T THINK SO; x4 x) d, L' @* ?: R
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7 \% V% u: D" A+ A+ u" w> FINE, SHE SAYS
* I# F4 i. T( d> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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2 e& o3 i6 \' |$ p9 X> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK9 V. P& c" S8 u- T) j
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3 B8 J1 {: y5 E5 X> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
$ v5 M* _$ R4 r> WANT TO FIX STEPS
$ f' W$ D, }* J# U0 J4 w> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE, S- G" P# K/ N5 _# n9 C+ q
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?2 B9 f: A6 R) H& S2 I! ~
> I DON'T THINK SO
7 M3 S' X1 N: U& g. K> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. \9 T# Y- A) E! `4 i. J; D& O
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! h. v. A( j% y
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6 w3 W/ u' r5 G& t# `) {* _/ E> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
2 j, R& j* _' ~2 h6 q5 j4 ?' g* C> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW: ]' s+ a K }: ~1 w+ j6 Z+ k
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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8 M6 F' S- b& b& v5 ~> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES0 D/ a( q9 A/ j1 S9 W; Q
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED., C& y0 h6 l" |6 M+ i) U' Z9 s! q
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3 o4 E" ~; d' U> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE) h( p. c. b$ L, `+ Z6 K$ m! \
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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8 j( i# X6 Z2 A% M( `> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES% J6 ]9 N1 F" @5 u8 Z
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.0 U2 a1 z" ]+ X- h; l- j
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4 l4 g* \) H* r n6 c) ~7 I> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?' i+ p- w0 m0 J0 n: } m1 p; d
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT% q3 ~. A: `' x' x/ O1 I& s
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
$ p, O* ] y( H$ S- X> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND1 M5 @7 H' C/ w9 q
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
! `8 ^/ y% Z2 Q9 t5 }> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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+ K; G/ f$ ~$ v; V `5 }# b> HE SAID,1 K8 v" b: n- y% U) i9 i0 X
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?' L3 d* J6 ?2 ?* x* _
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: S5 e7 V* z- N' G( b$ A+ i7 f> SHE REPLIED,; G0 d7 {3 T% y" B, Y& Y8 N, V
> HELLOOOOO..; P! i7 M. @, Z9 Z
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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