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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
8 I n: Z% D% a% b> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,7 X9 j4 i1 X2 E0 k
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8 \4 i% v4 D: D* j% e. ~% C% j> HONEY,
# R& F, E5 B; y1 G* M> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?! a3 M$ O4 ]. M7 n( Q
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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! w/ J9 W, F/ o- z> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,. }9 |, | S4 Z
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?5 Z* z& G7 V, d4 }& I
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE. T1 M8 a5 Q" U5 l9 u
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
" b( ^3 b- @ d$ }& x, ~- u+ o/ }9 |: A> I DON'T THINK SO./ ~1 s$ H/ b; S; ~9 j9 u
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
2 e8 ~9 S% D" J. m2 T4 P0 }& A> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?2 t* |6 d+ A- v, v% {4 F
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT& X* E! Q+ U$ E
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
# F+ L& _; @( }3 a- g2 h7 J> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?9 W& x6 a6 } J: L7 I
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE2 k3 \3 G3 ^+ A0 m
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?" z, ^6 G, P! }/ }
> I DON'T THINK SO; Y9 ~8 z. K0 `
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( N) y. e! m7 z* K. \> FINE, SHE SAYS
( ^3 r( d' r) x+ e4 B> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS) n! j! [& ~5 ]
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?5 j7 K$ o3 o2 w; I
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK/ V9 _3 Z" @, t" l$ v& W& d' g; E
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1 [' |$ @/ i/ j7 m' X> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
% d& X5 M7 j* t> WANT TO FIX STEPS
- R6 g$ ?/ u" i8 x) L> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE9 M$ k$ N8 d: i
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
' n. s, K$ }. H/ k> I DON'T THINK SO4 Y3 I! b0 F6 D: R3 H
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.0 s/ r' J7 M. \8 G2 ?5 @2 U; Y
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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0 N' N6 Y) v4 Y% O- Y- ?% A+ a. t! w> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
5 j5 a% @& ~$ S> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................+ n9 h; Z) Y4 F: O4 i0 W' [
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW5 g6 ^1 @$ u: L3 d, J
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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& M" o) b' C( X( R> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES! G; t& G9 N u* o# Z/ T, m, Y
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
0 `2 R0 j7 ~7 x- m* @> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING! P8 Q/ g" `+ D( H8 Z+ { S; o
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% T r3 X3 q* j) Q: S* e: z> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES5 n" {) V+ }9 }! Q' p
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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, o% a3 [1 L3 u# v. N, M8 V> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
& {2 v' S8 |6 q: y/ v' H. H> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT; h {% D6 g: f) j, t; E
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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" l g* U8 E: }( h7 }" x0 a# V> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
0 f7 e$ w5 l+ ~9 K. l> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.2 [* G: t5 y4 s& E) a; j: O
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7 j" ~/ x& w( Q. M; X; ~> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
; l3 i% p: f b% M6 V+ y> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER: E; l! ]7 _: K( z0 e7 ]2 g
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,, t: k% E2 J" P* ~/ i8 W
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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3 Q& f: Q# c0 |& [> SHE REPLIED,/ V3 P- J O7 S2 I, j
> HELLOOOOO.., p( S4 p* T! j) X' h
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN, X6 E: o7 ]3 e! O, u$ r
> ON MY FOREHEAD?$ Q& } R; v% [+ _- O$ E' x
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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