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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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( E5 h4 u8 ~5 Y$ X7 z+ K$ R5 ~; |I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
4 c9 ~% O* E$ II want to tell you something about words that I think is important.4 h C2 j$ H* q) _
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
6 n) \3 Y v, W; U+ v% g& y1 fWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.3 c, a& W i; H. }0 Y+ d' r
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
) m3 x% O4 }; g' t0 gthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same1 U0 o8 Y4 L. T/ C+ w
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
( N+ V& B7 G7 S5 Q+ U k, FThere are some people that are not into all the words.
% l1 W4 @& k& R& A+ ]There are some that would have you not use certain words.* Z) F J& c0 ~# Q
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 77 v9 z( c5 T+ R
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.: S7 w2 M2 {* R' _# H
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous# h$ y% _. i6 `2 M/ V
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,5 g6 `$ K- O3 \2 x" A7 M
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
& L+ ^; h* o. b' Q. u) b* Y"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,' v8 I& _ U9 a
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
; k& R. }: l9 C$ L- o% P) l0 L' S"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* \8 F& t: `9 ]- x& @; l5 }2 VThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
+ t4 p) |7 d" Y5 A5 F3 Ecurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
) l" |; U! j$ Y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, X. T% j: u: N0 p- b q+ ]. @Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly- ], F# m! R& y1 l% G
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
+ y; L U. t; o0 H0 X* w9 Zman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
( G# q* U6 d- f- H6 z2 Nsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist. h+ v1 l' A. J+ h; b
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,+ g+ Q% g3 X' j7 |% ]9 M$ M
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just* |+ {0 e" |2 ^0 X) z
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does; j2 p& i2 a, ~2 J; n. k' y6 S
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,6 i4 ~: E- V, P! W( K
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- U- H. ~, |# g
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why, s% q1 E5 O, O6 b4 K
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
% b* N1 S- o" v# H! l9 r9 Q% N& sMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on" g2 E1 ]6 F+ t" L
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
7 j* Y1 z0 D( U% \# OI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
2 {& g0 f& Y4 f. X. mwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
- C$ T" m8 b6 b' Jyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
& ]3 D+ i, N' b2 O5 {/ \It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the& E% c2 m9 O1 R
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
/ g' l4 j X! [& f5 T! Wtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
- t. e* k( J8 \3 p* wPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
2 A; }- \9 \0 n7 T2 G! h8 _certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
/ n! p8 W2 z! R* Udon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: @/ w0 f) j& ]' e$ ` @- o
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.", {) l0 r- _; ~7 ~' f$ D
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
$ G+ i0 T8 }* f. A! H% Haccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think- J6 F$ {8 y" G, T
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very4 `2 F( D) @) u# i- H6 g9 D
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
4 a) K2 S+ V$ O8 J4 c) r3 h7 D; Uhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,& F/ e5 x7 x2 o2 c
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ l' j) N! ]' @$ @$ W+ b. fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
9 X- j. H7 ]0 N! r+ ~: H. sa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
' }6 I% l6 G+ h6 n7 B. R/ ?I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for# n ^7 I- V2 I! W0 t0 x
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,; D- V( @6 O; C! @
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
7 T( J( W2 Q3 g# H- \So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.$ a Y5 `# A' Q
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any8 j2 F: _7 J# Q' r- G
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
% N$ n8 i8 I" Rclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
& N" a( h! e, V, k8 _$ Band Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
+ p# b+ v4 U: e# A* h- eBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
1 A5 k6 V/ E2 h7 l7 @Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
4 w! B1 a2 x% O+ ICROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in9 B% i# Z: T# t% [% D; C
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
. w5 _$ v3 \3 lKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't c* V- u9 u0 }& f2 M4 \# p
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding& |- N1 ~ ~8 e l# U
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
9 S1 O' t* z& D6 v/ o/ b* P. u, ^goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
( y" h% N" B( Y0 j8 T% Mcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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