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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.4 D5 D+ s' ^7 D4 n r6 A
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
+ N- Y2 h4 {* u3 E' YThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
8 t3 J |% w3 M, G3 _: kWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. s4 ~: G; Y4 z: v3 N' S
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. H% G( Q; K0 E7 o E9 F+ K1 A( j9 N
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 y, u# S [0 c0 Y: s
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them./ I! m! ~( d; _( [9 Q
There are some people that are not into all the words.3 Z0 A& P2 m7 W) z. {
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
' b* Q9 |7 F# I( a: eThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
, a) e2 Z0 b4 Fof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
' P9 \9 ~& b# ?399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
! Z2 [* X5 B8 o( I: j4 n& K& gto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
# @( C3 [1 B! uBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ S: z- E" ^+ O) \1 u1 ?8 R- j"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
8 p/ p) g3 A! _4 qand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?2 |1 m1 C O( x: M
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", }7 f/ ~% L% ~) T- Y% H/ Z9 X) A6 E
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,2 N; \* N5 b2 a! x/ B/ m5 G
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
- u! S- M- ?0 j8 e3 S# o, W5 u"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 j9 X! V* _4 Z6 f4 @1 `
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly* ?& T0 |8 [ H Y: D
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," J7 ?# c/ n, ^8 t% R
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
" A: x0 C2 u, Psnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist* i& N/ `/ [7 X6 O$ o% `
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,6 I" K& ^* M: A& a0 G& L {7 a
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just( e$ X+ x% j3 J- X/ H: r, ~* l3 c
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does; z& n7 P7 P1 V1 R' I
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
1 l& B9 X% @, k' D5 X: wbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
2 g* d8 f* f4 ?, Q6 b7 Ucompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
/ m1 G: J5 j4 Isome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and1 _* r" h$ n# X! f! w
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
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I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
& V! a8 |+ k. W. F: Zwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
( {. v9 I) i# V0 @. i7 e+ Ryou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."& s3 u4 S1 l# D) @
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the; ? L; i0 m0 Q
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
# L8 ?# P3 z! F" |together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
$ p+ w. S7 \* n* PPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
' [; R4 r3 e" X' M0 Jcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I2 n; m T* R" l% t1 t/ G& t
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such; X. z& @7 c+ t+ C
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
$ G- _" ~, I! i; ~' z3 O# iAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
& w' K) ]) B$ G, m5 z Yaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think: ?9 a9 K! ^( k; D: A7 E7 e! Q
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 r) F2 n6 ~" j
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to' u3 ~2 G' f" D
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
# U0 G, k. C" ]" E5 H9 T* \"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love& Y* |* K' Y+ V2 \/ c; ?" o
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
}4 i# E* q: e6 N4 i5 _2 [a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
9 M+ l1 s% f8 T- H3 Y& F% a6 h# Q% NI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for# \7 M2 n8 H- l$ K7 E
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,3 {6 p3 V* E' c. V# a( i
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."& P5 F* _$ g( _/ Q$ }
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.% V5 I+ N& @9 d" E3 ^3 l; u# a
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
; { m \7 ~8 b( _# Z: F+ _; `circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
S1 r3 o U6 i+ rclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,4 n) o2 _- @0 L- E& A3 r
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
: [) N0 b' z7 ^4 W6 O) RBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
3 q9 H* ?2 \" g& TRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock2 z( K& w! Y' a' k8 d
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
7 I9 P6 H; l( W6 `the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for2 E0 R, H' O4 ?, [% s2 ]9 Z
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't0 ?0 N: ~0 W6 R* b4 B6 C/ B" {
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding0 h5 m+ P/ c) V) h* V
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
4 D( T: ^( r' F n h0 rgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You5 F7 j4 t5 _) j, C3 C/ {
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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