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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
) \) B# F' X8 ]I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
7 z. d7 v5 Z) F2 ]. P$ SThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ {- ?4 n* e' ~4 ~# yWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
' A0 w, U# X: L9 [5 w1 \, a9 B$ Sthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
5 A2 Y3 L U$ t* vthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
- y& c: }6 h0 M: Pwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
u+ ^5 h3 c' }* R# d- S0 WThere are some people that are not into all the words.
; o/ V8 T5 \7 o4 e* I) q3 h& N! YThere are some that would have you not use certain words.$ ^2 J+ H. P: x( [
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
' B3 W. V( I o0 k' W9 lof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 P! `( U; n V" c: e o399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous3 N" P8 _0 R- b1 O+ Z; U' C
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
7 H$ b$ N: k; j4 z, N6 wBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
: Q9 ~1 D3 A5 C/ N! A9 d1 q"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
) ~+ X# z$ O( ]" Qand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
0 |) @, J! h1 y5 i t0 }"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ O' z5 T8 k+ e& t0 `- eThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ s+ I/ Y$ N' B3 G, \5 J8 E
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. a0 ^& I2 v; n5 n) Y4 k
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits". j5 `6 `4 F, J4 k6 D2 J
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly5 M6 x3 P) t! F
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,! B$ U) ` h( p- H; N
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
$ Z: |! q$ _6 x% G c2 ~snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
7 i1 q& Z9 c4 S! \1 J- ~snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,, n: g- M: m7 p* X- m" s
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 p( k7 `' m7 hOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does1 H! m$ w+ w& z6 V5 s
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,6 C2 Q8 B5 H; J7 \( P/ r' z
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not; R! |6 a4 \- b# z: _: }: e
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why' r: o6 U! v; }1 l+ m+ `
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
?8 ^& }" n/ Q' y/ _; v7 T- NMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on1 \+ ~# [2 @9 f
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
4 M) b& Q5 k1 }/ m+ Q# jI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 E+ K6 i: `! Twith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at. ~7 ^% ~; r8 U- y4 x/ l" R
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
. }8 q9 V4 B% W3 Y) IIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
; _0 C6 X% L' t. k7 u' X- o7 Xother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go" a+ J) x! h' g
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
+ d; j3 J" M0 Y2 MPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were' l# e* d! \( k
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I& @6 I) c) d; [# \" I( N
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
C1 d$ ?* i$ J" w6 @9 d1 x/ tstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."0 p4 Z' p- `' t% ~" |; U$ K' F
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more$ C! v" n& L! P5 U6 E& F J
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think- Z+ @5 \$ R N5 Z! c2 z1 Q
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
0 q4 p! o: @& O4 Y: Nimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
6 S5 h: p8 O' M6 xhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
% ^1 g1 D; y7 ~& e* U a"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
8 c4 [ F) l: {than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
' ?- W4 k* X! Ua great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
7 ~6 {2 n7 a& s5 E; \) II like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
m5 o' ~- p$ _; Kthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
$ z0 U. [# h+ y$ r3 r$ _Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."1 {: {; z0 ^) p9 e4 C% |
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
5 ^" o; M1 z( nI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 U( @0 ^* s% R4 i# Ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even \* H. D$ N. t$ g! `: g
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,. h7 ?( ~$ `9 N) a* @3 [
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.& K# J2 V. U5 @# p6 G
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
, M# M! o1 L8 {9 URemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
5 u7 s, J D! I) }CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in* K7 S; }3 n1 {( W& N1 p
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for& u- B, r0 m% p# e% }
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" U5 N' l3 Y' j6 G" ]say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding' L# ?. o. p+ D6 e/ e) |2 v2 s: @1 [( k
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that( X# s0 b/ U$ F+ \. Q
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
, k. M V9 m h+ p7 ccan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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