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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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( W/ ~. B$ f$ G) o+ B. xI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
. j* |% c0 R' \5 aI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
2 ]' N+ D& {3 nThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.9 g/ N+ b1 o5 `9 s% E4 s( V
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.$ w6 m: ]# J. a; q1 S8 Q1 V- u
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for/ g* Z8 u$ }2 J3 u4 Z8 w/ ?
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% j" ]' ^/ s# B5 D: K" ~$ i% Z& ?words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.! u* O( h& L- ^+ H7 q! `4 D
There are some people that are not into all the words.) q/ W5 y! j3 z$ i i* |- x1 d
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
$ _# V" Z( x8 P- I# X I+ P7 RThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7! v- X6 a6 d0 Z3 ?
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
% C# v4 e! W9 X9 U5 G& x' g, l( w399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous# P H) N4 e# l \/ r
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
* B7 k5 Y, Y' t6 U+ f; _. {9 mBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% Z* [! W1 q2 ~. y! R& h: g/ q
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
+ J2 M# p9 D+ z) C o1 q3 d U/ yand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
) n$ s ]+ ?/ g; x0 K: B0 T8 F3 |"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ p/ i% o' w& |. H. I, T9 ]Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,/ Z' j+ y ? G8 i3 e% _) P3 F
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war." S9 c n9 V* [+ ~7 W* e% f- _; `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ K, N0 Q" b& S* }; U! ~6 L
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
0 B& n* E7 K) J! T6 w9 B, Asounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
, ]& k2 K8 K3 T$ \2 {- P, Yman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a) b! c0 [( O$ y3 q6 s! m) m$ {3 l" V
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist9 K8 M* u7 X: o" U6 b0 H4 c
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
& Y/ s3 q& t" d; W6 r: ^ DPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
6 d5 E& h9 s' h# ROne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
' g3 i% H8 \9 f% D0 G2 rnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
T' T1 x% z# V3 I" I1 Rbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not0 u i* g7 }9 l, ~5 d2 f: i
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
$ l9 w% R3 \; ?: A" V6 a- G/ wsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
5 L" L0 C9 g: y( u. o/ Z& TMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on1 p$ j1 O/ x4 ^2 Y0 K% @
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
. y$ w; O0 X& sI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend6 }* v+ Y _7 X
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
; j) w5 S O% h: p) I4 byou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
5 ~* k1 ~, ~* ?( f' b2 r8 UIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
! Q1 n$ C4 i, hother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
. D" w/ Q* P( utogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that3 w% l. u T4 J" @; F+ {3 Z2 e
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
" }& p i+ }6 Y- M3 I/ gcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% z2 g+ X" a7 a7 m p/ C" f
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such6 l- ^. j2 A% v% u3 J8 m) h
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& D2 P0 [! {& b- x& B
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
. p: k$ T( P* xaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 `: l, a* g" U5 c" u3 K
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
( U* Y4 B O% g5 O9 U% y5 ~5 oimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to0 V' {: e0 j4 o% x, b
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
1 T1 @" p5 f7 K; ^9 ?"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
3 [7 H, Z4 x) Z8 g! Fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is8 @ j) o+ Y: P/ H6 ^) {- d9 h/ x, s
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but, ~5 ?9 p. t" O5 w# x- E j/ O
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
. G, y d/ Q7 Y- ?# @; dthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,# {/ f; B+ @) C2 U, Q
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
7 e3 L' S. j+ s; }6 B1 ?& O: d" fSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.0 x3 }5 j0 B/ d/ A8 B% x( P
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 s) S3 L0 Y- i! o' R! P
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
% [- [' l% x4 fclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
4 t7 B' \1 _2 y1 Mand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.% V0 h8 L* c- @, w3 ^6 q3 K( ^
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
. L5 s1 n7 J+ U. }# L# R! T! |Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
E5 j3 u' y: D) O7 o/ B- R- dCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in' V: \9 u( k0 {3 [+ C6 ?
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
+ w, w; o) @: O3 }; ~1 m zKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't, x4 j7 N a+ a* {& i8 ?8 K
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding3 o8 T% N, K. e: s5 n o
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that) r% b3 e Q0 H- ]
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You3 b% T% p: p( B. \
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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