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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.# j8 s# E; D {- ?* x+ k2 r, k
9 `3 M) _$ @9 j+ JI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.+ T8 b! e- E3 g8 F" M' n
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
, J _) k6 C$ s' n* n: c5 UThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
) e4 L7 E8 ]1 @# Z, vWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.5 s) f& I8 _! ?( S3 X
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for" ~, ^/ S; H4 J: F5 R
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
* ?6 j6 }! K p( hwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them./ g ?4 p. j& M3 j8 ]( ]
There are some people that are not into all the words.7 K) y$ B( \+ i0 \4 F- ^
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
/ @- }% S! l# Q& Z$ `# WThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7& m1 C7 R: D- M2 q" E N" i
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.; V4 w9 q, G3 G
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* @1 Q! j# ^% c2 e$ ?to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
0 @* g# j0 |/ G" ~Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ r& _: Z! M! ?"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions," a7 h6 T/ Y/ p* N
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
5 C) F8 v9 ?* e+ s& h. k"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 P0 D8 q& E1 H8 y) J; p( r# \Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,' D) ^6 S- C) R
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
" S6 ~. v7 F& b- X& U"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 ?# y* `- N$ f4 P* c1 n7 |Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
" z+ K3 R1 y4 n1 Z8 B: K# Z9 Lsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,5 e: i' E0 S6 q
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
2 E) _; s3 c, z- k1 V, n4 zsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
& v- {: i" j& V' b0 c$ i# N: [snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
0 l& h* c- G$ x1 xPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just/ X2 R, m, ?" d/ ~
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
( F8 _, c5 ]6 {% K+ ]not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
9 ~3 \; A4 K: w5 Z2 ]7 Xbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
, L6 P" I* N/ i2 hcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why0 T8 s' Z% z% f% T1 b9 D
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
, F9 S% j) L8 U% v- M! lMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
. I( R. s, g% }# D/ w4 ?3 uthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
+ z8 r: u- I; iI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
. f6 s1 q3 F( q# x8 w! Iwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
* V' j @7 c8 d5 xyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."& ?; J; O. v" C- n3 }! P
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
# ^4 w* n; j5 L9 |1 Wother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
/ z% z, D( ^ r) Mtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
3 _4 b0 f: ^: s+ g& kPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
. j9 [$ @9 U$ w" V5 [$ ~certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I3 |. \9 Z5 g# ~" y' L. p$ X+ W
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
0 F" V6 K9 q, n, z a' Kstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
5 {- V; E2 ]% Y( fAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more: U; O* b. S# P' s
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think0 Z9 ]# I" S e
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very( @1 i O" i' N$ Y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to2 b& A; ]8 r+ l, B# ~3 ^, U
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,! u+ b! v, d( n3 U9 P" o5 K9 D
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
3 s! F: ^. a- M2 ]3 o- y1 H/ r( |6 Othan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is0 x. e. M& U; E, L
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but; g" ?% U) I4 }/ M8 G) L
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) _- ]1 Y8 |# h' ^- [9 O
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
! D" I( x2 x4 F; f4 g% ^Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
( E7 K3 X2 ]9 L6 Q) G) F7 I% q0 HSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word." a; H* I1 a; w, [% b' {
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
: y+ A8 Z# _; fcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
, e& r q- Z7 X8 l& Xclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed," w8 i& T5 u" q: y
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out./ O% N" g6 G2 I( b2 L
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
5 G( D* s/ J3 F/ G/ N) }Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock, B! _% c* O! b8 F+ \
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in9 f4 W" n( m" H' ^9 v! Q
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
( U' G- A6 c- i _' K3 hKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
* Y9 `; U* K1 d2 W6 Ksay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding: s L- w I8 x6 H6 S( Z$ e
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
7 {) R, z2 f/ y! d( b# pgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
! |1 u8 m: V) n& \) ~4 }+ I, Zcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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