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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it." E- {% d. x) n% z+ a3 ]
9 n1 K( a6 L6 ]; mI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
; {6 m$ ]5 H. P7 z! pI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
, W* Y4 S' y: p% zThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion., W- G: [' S5 V
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
1 @) C+ K1 _" L5 Rthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
) R4 Z' U/ N/ Fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
2 J F/ b5 Z4 P9 Fwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.( j: @ d9 q0 f" n
There are some people that are not into all the words.7 v! W w* t6 i: {# E/ Z
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
2 r' g: N& y- I. GThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
' `9 F6 f- J- W' _. b% Oof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
' E Y* }& }2 r2 \1 r399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous+ U) P5 p) ^1 q8 n2 T k
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
+ P* X4 X# L- Y7 Z! P0 N7 q) m2 f, vBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 U( O8 l3 [! e"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,1 @. ]& |% j8 [( N
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ X; w) G8 r/ y
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# y! ^' s& g: |Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,5 l$ S) U. v! u) W
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.( U8 O" x, E$ |
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits". v1 i) O# l$ [# p5 k
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly' a4 E# ]+ O/ N6 L+ u5 X: f2 D
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,1 ]! c. x; q8 f5 q+ ^
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
* r/ y+ ~3 N3 H% Dsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
& Y- ?0 d5 W! U Ssnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,3 y$ d( A- Z, B3 N
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
2 V& u# B1 c! z5 VOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does% m# @9 E+ t V$ s0 q
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
' v' ?+ b% f( n3 i* H2 X( O$ Vbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
6 L) O. Y9 s7 U: d1 L9 O4 h* E7 Ccompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why& @ H c& L" i4 v" r9 h( E
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
# I- S# i7 `; a! ?/ W$ s. CMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
8 N# ~) T/ l8 [3 `+ Z2 ]: O* Cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
$ t8 {! B- G# p: ]" Y) O- vI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend- p' G) G+ D! S2 x2 s1 s1 b* r5 L
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
. Q7 W! `+ \) F g: g- }you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."7 T/ H9 w" |' }
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
1 W, h& O) f1 s" ~) _other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go+ G6 M/ i; _; K5 Z1 Z% V
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that& U o, f- N3 r" o- ]2 X0 |/ q
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# `3 S" f7 V7 U( T
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I* a, J0 Y& ? x
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
9 [( d- I+ f# n/ |' p4 g0 h& tstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."4 \# o2 B( h$ O$ P8 d! g- S$ \
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
' U3 g; s. w- }) X, Uaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
* g- e+ n1 z6 J6 c7 Pit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very9 W- q/ |( F* I9 `
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
5 \, D! b$ e- R3 d0 z5 ~hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
& T3 _7 y- h; G4 ` L' M! c9 m"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
z1 n" I9 ~$ L- s, }than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
" L6 k" @% C& p( Da great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
7 C$ [2 a6 i C+ KI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
8 o8 K4 L3 P$ [' k! P1 t0 }% Gthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
- c' B2 V# L& j0 v- @2 D: ?Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
- N# p" A# j$ l/ \6 c2 \% ]5 m, USo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.* C5 z/ i* w9 x0 t
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ v6 o" S2 g# O# p+ G/ m( T
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even( L, J9 F- y/ f7 _. A
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
9 Y! S6 e) _# v$ Iand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.( ]9 S: c1 g' Q. Y
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
6 b/ m$ A5 v! kRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock3 t& V% K+ @' l4 E6 c
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
( R: T! m/ V) e9 ]5 Hthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for5 R G! `! M0 h: _6 T6 j8 @5 X
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
8 x4 [" H' H/ Q2 a6 p; L& Rsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
3 J# p" @) M/ ythem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
" q! a6 \1 ?! Pgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 ~$ F$ P$ X. r8 E6 T" Ican prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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