MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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& H1 O8 H, [0 x2 w& kretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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  Q/ K  M$ I: {8 ?  W: fWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
: S3 i  J: o& i5 yyou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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5 u" T! f2 u" K/ O1 ]  [% rAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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7 ^/ k+ }' Q" J8 A# q4 L. hYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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. x0 A* ], a" _- P2 hIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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: z) i+ b. r" ]' D6 Z' yYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
+ ]  t3 M& q* ]) z0 ?$ n+ ]con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!