MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

. J6 t  U, r5 X1 H5 U) yI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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. r3 e: a  g8 h$ c  c& ?. w" C  aThen, you wake up in a nursing home
3 a% L/ _: S' ^5 Jfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

- q. ]1 ]" J9 R5 g; U: AWhen you start work,
1 H* `0 E( Q$ v5 v7 b$ Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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5 H& D$ }+ _& u% ~4 n3 @You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 Y9 ?. g4 @6 \5 Z% ]# ?4 ]+ |you're too young to
: Y2 i9 J. @6 Awork.

  k) E, h) P+ z' R6 ASo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
- d. x! E: C+ Oand party.
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$ b$ h- U0 |+ V. m7 QAs you get even younger, you become a kid
7 q: Y1 {) Q9 l) Qagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
1 H  d$ o  U$ B" ]" S, c0 Lresponsibilities.
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( Y5 e7 J6 j3 P8 H& s+ ?In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
2 A; O* @7 ]$ c* G/ Akeeping you happy.

You spend
0 {, k: s( w2 O7 Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
) J  W6 K, _; q" F" Ccon ditions: central heating, room service on
7 {8 `6 r/ a* H. U# Y, d+ gtap.

" u! Y9 n( h, L7 sUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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; A% p9 N3 f- o, h% D6 S5 |5 t7 yI rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!