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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE# v) h) z9 x- R# x" Y* C! t
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I want to live my  F6 C) C5 ~" X+ j
next life backwards!
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, w% X, X/ I- _  ~* q7 GYou start out dead and get that out of the
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2 I: ?9 G/ g" l  W* |$ A3 [& K% U1 GThen, you wake up in a nursing home- r/ v, |4 I/ |5 b
feeling better every day.# c1 o/ ^5 u  J0 m- F0 B$ ?9 K3 O
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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: m2 T( [- `+ {; c5 d* _When you start work,: _9 i1 ?5 g# ~
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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) ~" q5 b* [' tAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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, M( m- O( P, k( _- sYou go to elementary school, play, and have no! y+ t* ?) a) A. h
responsibilities.+ n( i9 M5 W5 F3 c: _
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In a few years, you become a baby and
5 I; p7 \# `( O1 w& d! o; leveryone runs themselves ragged& J; v5 n; X# h2 G
keeping you happy.
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  K8 r; `; P' _5 W4 y1 xYou spend
0 o3 f4 [9 }' F. ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,' A) f# a! n' ?% X8 _6 h
spa-like
: y  X  B& ~$ ?& {3 Pcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.. x2 @2 j5 u8 g- }( Z
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I rest
6 R! b5 V1 a3 p. J( B; wmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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