MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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5 `6 a+ m4 q2 C4 }5 dYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

  L' N4 f* \" F' \: ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home
1 Z' c- N/ L# D& x1 y/ R& w8 {feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
2 m" B1 w+ X( M5 \$ ]for being too healthy, you spend
' u3 N" Q' @! C* |; Z4 gseveral years enjoying your
9 ]/ D4 E3 k* |retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
7 w8 l! K1 L2 k* p# l: Q0 N- R$ myou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
2 y8 E4 G4 ?# A; N' D2 D8 Nso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
4 F1 n. `" E7 i5 U& S% i, }you're too young to
work.
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  c# w' K) V5 dSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

; k6 i, B3 i' a- m; \As you get even younger, you become a kid
8 @4 O8 e7 r. `again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

' R9 b* ~3 I7 Q$ l. F' M3 W3 cYou spend
4 Q( b1 U1 L/ u% jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
' Z0 M5 M  y- N8 b1 o: Y2 D" J/ bspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

6 ?1 m& Z% m8 u; rUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
' ]3 ]( t' C: _my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!