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MY NEXT LIFE7 L6 l. n# x- }' O. S4 A2 o: @
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I want to live my# [! {0 ]' z) A& d
next life backwards!
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& Q8 [" i5 Q2 x- w5 g$ uYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home: P0 @0 ?6 S' E
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home& ]: `* j% e7 Y8 ~3 e. l
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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3 b1 z; D$ L# F9 O$ w2 bWhen you start work,! r7 z+ N3 n6 j) L
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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/ a9 V3 O7 R4 N' \0 m+ KYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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. [* h' x2 e/ uAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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% o' U1 g* y/ h2 x, Q6 ~$ xYou go to elementary school, play, and have no3 f3 G% I+ S6 T: f" H
responsibilities.* S% {" [6 ]* b; \5 i
9 e" d1 V# x$ zIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.2 T4 [: w1 X U( N7 `
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You spend# r# z; L- Y. t9 I/ V0 |. _: j
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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