MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
6 ^' m( X) w& O1 t/ f# H# A, Bnext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
9 H# {; J  {- p/ o; k& Zway right off the bat.
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( z% l1 Q9 a. r, lThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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$ f  v) b& k1 _! KWhen you start work,
+ O% K; D$ b' B8 G+ oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

  |$ Q, Z" s1 ^So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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# |8 B, Q6 D3 }  k6 @In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
9 c" m  F* M6 Zkeeping you happy.

You spend
9 X* E' C3 N* x. a4 Q  Dyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!