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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！/ D3 D/ U) z; `1 W: u& o
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) Z3 X+ d# n8 V9 d/ @Where did I go wrong?5 R% v1 Z4 n1 ?6 b6 M" ]
- d G1 T" j R O: B% gA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.9 O9 _6 o( U; @* O: [7 }8 |* v
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.) z; n8 a3 b, w' ]# P8 d$ t3 k' X
$ |$ `- P4 B4 z9 j/ x$ lWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 7 h* d- O+ V* W0 t( W3 E4 x5 y, c7 A% j
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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4 |5 ^* \% b8 Z# U$ `6 w' r( p, jFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ) C5 {8 F- s I! d/ U
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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# T% R' f. t3 y$ E% n Q2 OHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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; |0 D$ q4 N7 {& C' G* u6 FThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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