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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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/ _# b. b& d& l' S5 J, bWhere did I go wrong?% h0 n; p* D1 P) c" B- W; R( m
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.) o7 M8 [9 X2 E d* R$ H- R# o
/ q+ ^: F' H L( K) t6 Y: OOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.6 m9 a* e g) \+ c% K; o' S L
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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, O! @4 L& h u6 t* sThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ' b4 Y: y: c! z, j7 Q) G" t
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) w" ? s, ~7 R3 H
( B, P7 R) }. B z% P* K0 H7 {The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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