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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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3 t; K4 v8 N2 | y' V; k; D+ |5 ?A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.2 B: u/ f! P, }% r7 \' C! e
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park., F7 S% m9 V8 `" W1 O
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. . c( q5 j7 Z+ x' r, E' D! ]9 g
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. " {( S0 M- J' f/ N9 N }
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!8 I. o. f4 ^+ T3 C3 V
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$ Y3 }- F2 v+ P& k% e! `' GHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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' u1 D" [( _( h- Z9 l) P `The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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