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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"* }# I! H) v9 R& Z8 z( x; J9 l$ u
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."2 T. e+ C3 u, |

5 g" D/ i$ i7 U  J"Well done. Who was that?"
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"My granny."
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2 @; J  w) g4 \2 @6 u1 ^0 K, _"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."7 X* K- t, K+ L- @6 {

- b" O  g$ c* N* C" x"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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8 i2 X1 u1 P+ w4 o* G3 `4 n“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” 6 t4 R' r( k7 [  w: n% K

1 l: h. x/ Z: V: @% u“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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