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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:' t0 Y# ~! e$ D' q2 O
) x0 ^5 @4 H6 K, e/ ]Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.; p7 Y! D: q/ l h' F6 g) P8 s* j
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander0 u0 H% V4 Y/ b. M6 a( y
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:1 _# d9 ]$ p A" k ~* o1 i: U
5 H3 r1 i+ @, E/ u( iThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the- C9 ^2 G/ e5 e* Z& Q4 k ~
following stipulations:
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/ F8 Z& v' _$ e1 B1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
* N1 f* B5 `* _" H# f7 ?Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-- r) f7 O0 ~( Q1 J- }
Auto Industry fixed.6 q: U s _9 q
. ~! X( H4 f: J5 I% s3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-( n% I u( x+ S' A& B8 {: b: {9 r
Housing Crisis fixed.! ]/ g( ?' G9 o" {
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It can't get any easier than that!
1 j6 |" M; p/ W s i7 GIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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