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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:7 ?  A1 h3 Q1 J% d2 |  K

+ V: @( J% Q' Z; G- a5 zDear Mr. President:
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. ~" _* @* K/ L7 TPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
* ~' l4 g8 }  R1 j: H. a% i+ WInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
4 a. N$ |8 _" ^the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
& K7 w! L1 u; r  c) ^  V/ yplan.
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+ V. j. k" c. E& f- @4 S0 wYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:" l3 n3 N$ A# _% I! z& s

, L! v/ C' E0 M5 w7 b2 g2 ^: C( bThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the& H5 o2 l# ^2 {) S
following stipulations:
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- Q; @& }) [6 F/ g( N1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -+ h# @3 `" J# q9 Q+ j2 u" d
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
2 E3 C4 u! |, H$ FAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
& J$ [1 d( H) O2 H& uHousing Crisis fixed.4 j  j! l6 O/ P. O: S! z

9 u% r; n8 {4 t8 ^0 r. \( z% OIt can't get any easier than that!! s5 i5 H' B- r
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their6 M4 A5 O: m( G- A2 G- J
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
4# 紫光
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好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 # t6 Y' b2 m; O# d8 v' O
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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