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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:# Y4 }+ _) s) ~, P, w m
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
/ }+ G# m2 i+ oInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
2 B& t" _/ t; t4 `) Q6 u6 q9 x Y' m% nthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
4 {% X( U# h( J7 x; D5 o3 Fplan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:) n% Z+ w; |( @1 f0 ~' _4 Y0 n
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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8 }5 b+ ~. j! K3 I1 Q: f1 m7 oPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
; X' _* L" I8 \3 ]; c' ~following stipulations:) \: H |9 E9 b* X7 F3 s
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
# @2 U: V( M& w. ZUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
1 l: H7 Q8 E4 S6 q) h `Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!3 w/ S% ]( P+ O" e9 g, r
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their& @$ d. G$ |1 s9 D' ?' o. _
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