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" v; p* M7 _! W1 ?Dear Mr. President:
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3 h. }" N9 Z. S; f: aPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
# U9 r( M: u; \4 bInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
6 w* N3 C+ j& ~5 x5 S. tthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
% i! L6 w' E4 |% d4 d9 o ?plan.
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$ j0 j8 o! J3 _8 dYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:& ^5 z# }. i' v
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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' L5 `" F& K. ?4 b; t. _( J4 c7 NPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
" Y- ?* n& T0 k3 F' r wfollowing stipulations:/ E! J) ^ A- x/ M5 c& f' w
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
- F* C I! @4 |5 I+ X1 xUnemployment fixed.7 c6 F4 I0 m9 v! U* ]; a3 u1 k! h+ M
% v- L v5 x' U0 n" E: G2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
2 J$ T4 |4 e* g, g6 R; k& yAuto Industry fixed.
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8 c8 N) o( {( \, [/ g3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
1 Y2 d& [1 @0 a$ k! KHousing Crisis fixed./ M8 H1 R* f/ \% [
7 r/ S, e- M8 Q* o) pIt can't get any easier than that!
' r z3 c: S9 jIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their: D7 I- {9 R& K0 \7 D1 a, T
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