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+ V: @( J% Q' Z; G- a5 zDear Mr. President:
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. ~" _* @* K/ L7 TPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
* ~' l4 g8 } R1 j: H. a% i+ WInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
4 a. N$ |8 _" ^the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
& K7 w! L1 u; r c) ^ V/ yplan.
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+ V. j. k" c. E& f- @4 S0 wYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:" l3 n3 N$ A# _% I! z& s
, L! v/ C' E0 M5 w7 b2 g2 ^: C( bThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the& H5 o2 l# ^2 {) S
following stipulations:
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- Q; @& }) [6 F/ g( N1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -+ h# @3 `" J# q9 Q+ j2 u" d
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
2 E3 C4 u! |, H$ FAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
& J$ [1 d( H) O2 H& uHousing Crisis fixed.4 j j! l6 O/ P. O: S! z
9 u% r; n8 {4 t8 ^0 r. \( z% OIt can't get any easier than that!! s5 i5 H' B- r
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their6 M4 A5 O: m( G- A2 G- J
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