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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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Dear Mr. President:# m" S$ ]6 `; K! @' T

9 ~0 q+ A5 h$ NPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.* R) i8 P" }3 W9 }* F' d
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
$ D& g/ Z0 @! b( c1 Fthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
; R5 b% H0 F+ ?% g" dplan.6 X4 E  D* n5 L  |1 V8 h

# H. f( _- m: U' [% QYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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5 D/ Z4 B% ]! CThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.5 b* T7 U3 y% k- N5 A" n8 \

3 z, f9 D) m$ v6 f1 cPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the( X/ s6 I6 V9 e) b+ z5 y( v; x
following stipulations:. [( P. l9 x$ i$ Z" v" j: w  N. S

5 r7 ~! s9 D+ g& o. s1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
, l; Q9 d3 p2 E- v: r* OUnemployment fixed.
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7 K) Y, I2 m3 w) h# \/ h2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
7 i: y& l) C) @Auto Industry fixed.
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( N, f* I) i; C3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-% v/ L9 Q3 N" |+ a* C% Q. l
Housing Crisis fixed.
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3 U3 }/ u$ `7 x2 n0 eIt can't get any easier than that!
# N5 K; V# k- Z' T3 ~  ~If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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4 Z) [; s- n0 T3 C1 U( ~好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
5 F1 f6 ^- K7 W) _& `  ]给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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