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Dear Mr. President:
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( F4 x/ [6 W% {Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
9 f1 H [% B8 n* B2 h) a, r% C8 N0 |Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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4 }( u& s- c0 o7 sYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:) A, t1 Y$ z+ e$ |
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.$ Y$ W$ ^; P. ?% k
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
! f4 `, \0 b* Q) Q. L% U" ]Unemployment fixed.$ v" d) n, Q. c4 z: ?
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
3 b6 a4 L! h( C C4 E, P6 PAuto Industry fixed.) s8 L6 R, h( p! l" Q0 @
' Y1 f0 C9 k% r' W7 R% Y3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-. m" P! p- E. z% x8 {( v( `0 ~
Housing Crisis fixed.
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' z1 j0 d% ]$ `4 k/ ~' r# u# LIt can't get any easier than that!
% [7 d2 |# n( @9 o( Z2 cIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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