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6 `9 g; I/ `# R' X9 u) bDear Mr. President:
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; V9 v# x# Z5 w2 Z5 b! j: e( uPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy." D6 {) J# m! u8 W# j" z
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander. K: p9 n' G) f
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following6 @% m) N1 p, d# `! t4 T& u. T
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% j5 g/ ~! f2 ~+ D; l6 dYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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2 P" g3 [9 `2 x P$ j# s8 R- a% p; j* }There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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0 b7 _8 {+ \' }- y( O! g3 zPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the6 E }4 `+ W* u' k. ~9 m( `' V+ ]! i
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
8 k4 z9 N1 |% T& m F0 o& ?Unemployment fixed.$ f4 Q5 j7 q/ C
9 N K0 L* X" W7 [, `1 u2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
. U8 A& \6 c) I4 ]8 b1 yAuto Industry fixed.) z# r4 y- c* @+ ~% K3 y! p
, q$ o0 e: [) y; f0 H* @3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
2 z9 R: B# N ]/ PHousing Crisis fixed.
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( h. q2 v* E. Y( dIt can't get any easier than that!
! |# o- U) v# c; A1 sIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their4 m/ e) A( d2 d/ b% T) M
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