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Dear Mr. President:# m" S$ ]6 `; K! @' T
9 ~0 q+ A5 h$ NPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.* R) i8 P" }3 W9 }* F' d
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
$ D& g/ Z0 @! b( c1 Fthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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# H. f( _- m: U' [% QYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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5 D/ Z4 B% ]! CThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.5 b* T7 U3 y% k- N5 A" n8 \
3 z, f9 D) m$ v6 f1 cPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the( X/ s6 I6 V9 e) b+ z5 y( v; x
following stipulations:. [( P. l9 x$ i$ Z" v" j: w N. S
5 r7 ~! s9 D+ g& o. s1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
, l; Q9 d3 p2 E- v: r* OUnemployment fixed.
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7 K) Y, I2 m3 w) h# \/ h2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
7 i: y& l) C) @Auto Industry fixed.
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( N, f* I) i; C3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-% v/ L9 Q3 N" |+ a* C% Q. l
Housing Crisis fixed.
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3 U3 }/ u$ `7 x2 n0 eIt can't get any easier than that!
# N5 K; V# k- Z' T3 ~ ~If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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