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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. . P2 ]9 [5 _" t

3 k6 c! W4 Y1 o4 a4 lSo they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
- |2 q% J$ O5 O" D5 f" W5 qFor their first night together.  
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9 o( ?" i7 j, H0 r* ^5 r+ fIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
% \. f$ w, B$ }# ?! zgets up and has his breakfast.  
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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) G) N# e, P6 _+ FShe replies -  No.  ( A+ h0 c1 p6 n) [1 d

' F' k4 T+ q$ X# h7 z4 P* rJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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0 n5 j3 j; E9 G. PHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
2 G( d$ o3 P& oJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
) h$ j0 @$ V) k* r  WAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
1 W: T7 C% M7 @- j4 \. [4 h' _She replies - No.
6 Z& k3 o6 E6 F1 g: r; X7 M/ ~Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
" o% }5 K- D- K8 mHis mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
! ~" |+ v5 [' N8 _3 F' N/ VAfter school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
9 J1 _: y8 k# V: o9 [- z) }( ?* MAre Paul and Mary up yet ?$ n& \, w3 Y- C4 n5 C4 p$ _3 g
His mom says -  No.   
/ f% s. v/ N" p  AHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  
9 B; M  U. h+ q9 g. HHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think( ]" M/ g& d5 r+ p
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
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