A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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3 z" c; K* D! g( `His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
6 t; t0 {" V% i! rI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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) f7 E4 _, L" j! _& g. G9 T5 o, T1 ?1 uDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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; j; d# E' i3 qAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

" ?2 Z+ I3 F' B. q) wThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

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! J( d" O" M* F& t) ~Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了