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发表于 2009-11-15 16:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.* B* |: b8 G! \" H: W7 W

4 ^# I- J7 ^$ ~* y$ P$ C4 ~His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
! d2 N3 G. Q: a" p" _I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.6 }0 c4 [0 ?; T: t: e4 y) ?
Love,7 G. k& G! S) Y2 _5 Z% [3 K! W
Papa! Y1 q) {$ h( }* `. |" k

5 Y# G6 k1 G! t8 S/ eA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
, T/ q; a! t/ a  o% tDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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Vinnie
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% J! k+ Y/ E# l: G7 I8 e, PAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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2 i6 K5 U; F/ N5 ]& o/ i2 ~That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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0 ^1 b' Z2 X& F0 G: W7 `: nDear Pop,! I4 z2 i6 g& N* ?7 Q7 q. Y
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.( T+ a, Z1 I2 p% o* C3 D: G: J
Love you,
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发表于 2009-11-15 18:00 | 显示全部楼层
竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。
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发表于 2009-11-16 12:26 | 显示全部楼层
这儿子太聪明了,但是,往往聪明反被聪明误。
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发表于 2009-11-16 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
记得以前有个笑话,两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里,结果FBI把活都干了
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