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Wanna share a joke with you guys:7 r" ^5 j& r [' \% x
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"+ _& ~3 g; R B# t, L# g
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3 Y( K8 M9 m7 ^. nThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
, m8 g5 ^2 p; W: c: v9 g5 L& Hanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo." r' G- l: Y9 q- Z# T
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
. t4 \* T* R: w* y. L) E- \We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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4 y- k+ _8 [( h, [, f ?" yAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
8 S: B# M2 x+ H. h8 a w ahad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
% A/ S! l9 h5 T2 a0 ^! Snine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:7 }# W+ T" B7 n, K7 b6 U+ W3 G
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! G' E6 c; F$ o kYou'll love this ! ) D1 g( W1 `2 G$ I- q
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'You have Male!'
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