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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"+ _& ~3 g; R  B# t, L# g
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3 Y( K8 M9 m7 ^. nThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
, m8 g5 ^2 p; W: c: v9 g5 L& Hanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo." r' G- l: Y9 q- Z# T
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
. t4 \* T* R: w* y. L) E- \We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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4 y- k+ _8 [( h, [, f  ?" yAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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% A/ S! l9 h5 T2 a0 ^! Snine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:7 }# W+ T" B7 n, K7 b6 U+ W3 G
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! G' E6 c; F$ o  kYou'll love this ! ) D1 g( W1 `2 G$ I- q

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'You have Male!'
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
3 `& x. [8 `7 A) S4 y& G有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

5 C+ e' P$ V" y  s Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
  Y2 Y% q5 E, g3 k9 R/ t% nlastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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