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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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: G" ?: v9 E0 ~4 I. wThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out. l* b, ~4 a9 `7 s
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.; o* x7 s  n0 m" g; y( I  _

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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.- f4 q1 |6 R. y- P
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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$ s# _1 J; M& l  ]2 D0 ~! hAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us% V3 B, a( B; P# f
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,0 p( d7 S& O7 \- w: L* e: \
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:# ~: g$ U. z) ~5 p1 `. L
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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; ]3 y) c4 ^$ J% P: |3 pwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny( g1 q  h6 b6 `2 Z. e8 T
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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