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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"# h* Y5 J. q7 d2 L9 x4 ?: P
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$ F8 n' P' G/ ]* @$ ]The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out; X% ]+ w3 \' K' J
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.9 |% _& M/ W& p
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download. W x" S' {4 u" S2 l
from my hard drive.0 T. H5 n# f+ {
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us; y0 [" W9 [0 i' ]
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,6 z- }4 Z* W3 y8 a# a0 f4 Z
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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- ^5 g! ?% f Z2 k+ B8 r ] .... Scroll down ! ; y) I$ \' q7 g# U# s+ u4 d
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8 @, r$ s% l5 s4 q+ PYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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