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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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. N# ^4 ~: f# y7 [* W7 L8 NA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
2 n" ]( g) y7 w: K( k& k$ nanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
- j# X3 h/ z9 qWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us( h3 `0 Z( `: X2 |6 L% d3 Z& ~
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
/ Y' t( c. A; o% Z6 R4 Gnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:4 W9 w/ @/ m+ F9 x4 N+ [, q
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'You have Male!'
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