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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:# ]  I6 d( D' ^5 b8 q  Y8 D
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"# h* Y5 J. q7 d2 L9 x4 ?: P
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$ F8 n' P' G/ ]* @$ ]The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out; X% ]+ w3 \' K' J
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.9 |% _& M/ W& p
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download. W  x" S' {4 u" S2 l
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us; y0 [" W9 [0 i' ]
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,6 z- }4 Z* W3 y8 a# a0 f4 Z
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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'You have Male!'
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman 0 l; ?9 I( m) O8 \) x; Q2 [
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! g9 O0 Z# J) b0 Wwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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