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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?". z- n6 j; R% z e
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out9 i# e: \) s! e/ L/ _+ s: C! f
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.2 I8 o v0 V+ ]* @6 Q' R& s
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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