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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." " H5 S) }' h: _) v& @0 |
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. / f( K+ [, N9 M# f5 q: |
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." 8 V) Y1 D: R) v- L9 [/ Z; ~
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." + p, |2 q, p4 x
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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/ n* o2 o2 N/ _"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." " Z3 M6 E: o$ k! X) _; l0 Q
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"So, what's your problem?"
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+ f5 e) L P& {% _6 S"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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