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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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: b) H. n3 `+ q; ~4 {( a/ O G1 G"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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9 g. K5 E+ f7 Z1 z7 h, i* sThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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" z, B% O4 `; K5 N Y# W"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." 2 r8 D; W* g3 v0 o7 g% x' v4 P
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"So, what's your problem?"
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% q- j2 F' ?+ V4 ~. Z"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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