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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
& l3 \* i- Q" ~, _Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
3 t( \4 O5 }0 x. o# l# Q) f% IShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
8 Z/ }0 W$ d( _$ Z! xCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.$ b) M! V9 \! j; ~9 K& ^7 R' W
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.1 I: i A( {2 m4 Z
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
, P/ X+ B3 b6 c% k7 c9 EHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
S$ r7 K$ d- Q1 l2 `* PWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
; d7 A+ g" l3 |From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
0 ?9 N1 u) E: E+ t: aTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.) m: Z- \$ z- W6 ]
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,3 O, b, H/ S8 b6 s# F1 n. G( v
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
1 S q+ T4 K" E- S ~2 b% |/ _Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',! T, N8 F m' ^
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden ." ]! T: b Y" I1 e( g, Q
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,# b/ s' ^3 a8 U5 g9 e$ _
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
$ w4 t. \' ?0 k$ a, [She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
- ~& f% \2 v' D1 F9 ~Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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