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Tiger s Holiday Poem& ~$ v, j5 ?; \3 M' A, R' n
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
; h- L# V0 b% A8 n3 L0 NTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
) F& S; L, }/ A+ ^4 u& H; |She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
4 O- R# x0 I' RCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.- \: S* ]" ~; i; {0 Y/ S2 K
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.6 b' H; K. ?$ H5 _- g" L) t
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
" n+ ^5 a- @8 K. CHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
; W6 m1 b. n3 Q( ^6 ~With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.9 j% R& P N: U9 q0 M1 W
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
* u% W U4 s3 u) Y6 qTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.# O% o! Z0 }1 ?3 y; |/ a
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
- e( W1 X2 i6 F$ X, rWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
( U `6 t( B5 h8 G& x3 L M) gDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',; `4 Q* U" I1 V- t
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden ., l" l4 I) G* ]9 k {# t
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,+ U; F* e3 N6 z( I- @& X
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."$ f- j4 a E* a; t2 w+ }: g
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,) n1 ]+ y6 k' ~* L5 e9 e- T
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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