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Tiger s Holiday Poem- V' i0 Y: S* W5 G, p
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
) [. a0 [4 W6 MTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.. p2 r/ l- k5 v0 u* t. h
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,3 ~/ j4 e8 w# W- e7 I/ h- w4 s. o
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
1 }4 F H! \: T- B% nHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
2 G: x. }5 J. l$ v, QWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
! b& m# z8 o: i/ O3 W& Z- lHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,/ Y0 F3 B* `6 D6 @7 j9 N2 ?8 {' ], ~
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.+ D- b' w. R( U/ ~/ n
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,1 m: A; z. p; Y5 u5 i
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
6 ? Y4 v$ M. \- \With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,% _4 \; e, ?! ?
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
9 z# S+ I* P1 G9 G. tDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',& y1 g5 B6 _+ L7 |* y1 a& Q. g
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
# b# l8 P5 S$ @5 @And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,) t9 Y3 G6 C# H) f# f; ]( p3 M
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
" U" | Q( |2 D9 MShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
& \* e. o9 y U3 n* ]Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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