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Husband of the year
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7 T2 X( X; g( K7 y4 y0 uThe honorable" D7 F/ }0 Y5 S/ H; V( U& `' N
mention goes to:
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The United Kingdom
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+ U. R6 p6 @& i8 w1 Vfollowed closely by...
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! t/ I* x; x1 e( B! K( m2 UThe United States of America & ~7 s7 p0 u J" B

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7 \& H5 H/ G1 @$ xand then... 4 c9 ^( ~5 C1 P% P0 m* Z
Poland" ~7 w: @. u2 V& ?+ e1 g( ?3 c+ e
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. G% a- r0 M! G: V7 e2 @but 3rd Place must go to...
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+ w( q, a: H C) e' WGreece : {! u/ z8 q: h8 h
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- {" w" D, z8 v4 G1 w0 i3 }8 cit was very very close but the runner up prize w, k4 y+ c* V$ z* ]7 Z
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 0 }2 p6 G5 }8 O. p. F
, F5 N- c& G# c. M) I; o% z1 r, QIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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' w0 \( }1 [/ ~ A" [6 sWoman has Man in it; 0 C1 y& h& H" T- t9 l* @" Y- }
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
0 z2 z7 W7 ^# dFemale has Male in it;
9 e& p4 Z$ X) v* T0 k9 J s% nShe has He in it; 5 J- f$ x+ W; i' q; a# y
Madam has Adam in it; . l6 G' |- r2 V+ F! ^
" c) q0 T, t" f5 h& ~Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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- ]; l0 W. Z* m0 ?7 G: lI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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MENtal illness
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GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You+ z! w0 F) Z0 o5 ]" R9 B2 q
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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