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Husband of the year
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& l: y+ b2 u8 p& x2 VThe honorable
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" s! h* I% ^2 _1 @The United Kingdom U, I6 g$ A. E e' B
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& h1 U$ b/ ]1 L* ?8 r8 ]followed closely by... / b9 a" @; @9 c$ j: u
4 x- p1 L9 g# [- \% eThe United States of America 1 A2 N l" e8 j- k: A

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and then...
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& X% P1 C# W4 c" U) {but 3rd Place must go to...
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% o, [( x. m. o) `) c% m2 ?% Q3 iGreece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia
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2 }% j! n4 H% @" n5 e% b1 cbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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4 {0 r% `( O/ x9 J; W& F; SThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even / X/ z7 [, b s7 |2 F9 ^
holding her hand....6 e& T4 W: Y5 k- X4 @% b- v
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% d1 p5 B- ~4 KWoman has Man in it;
I) m, o! t8 Z- q: c' u. iMrs. has Mr. in it; : B* l6 w) N1 s8 N3 }! ?% j
Female has Male in it;
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Madam has Adam in it; 1 l" \0 G1 O o! ^# F
o) H4 H( Y+ b1 GOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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4 T) y. u4 z! B) S" l' HI never looked at it this way before:
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# J, [9 y( m! IEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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2 H% W' a6 h, b. J8 S% b9 `3 i \MENtal illness
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" n/ e3 e# s+ {7 J: V; R8 D( ]* TMENstrual cramps % ] o/ U0 s" v. v
MENtal breakdown : L: y4 H1 H; ^+ C) y
$ F* L% H9 q) C# ?" D. z0 E, wMENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. ) J9 @% Y. Z( D( T' M6 K
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