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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom
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" l1 o( }$ n/ Y% a# t8 |0 rThe United States of America
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Poland8 E8 n6 i. H( L3 i% K e1 G
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) M# ?+ O" K: G4 Q2 p7 z5 rbut 3rd Place must go to...* w1 B( ]/ h( G; \$ x# _! z2 u
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9 s, y. \% n: q5 pGreece 8 S/ }. h+ Y$ M
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$ }! z6 S2 d: P$ T* Q8 E* Z6 F. R1 ?it was very very close but the runner up prize
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1 }4 |0 |4 p) F6 U# R$ zwas awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even $ v9 m$ k ?0 h' N- u) Y7 H& u
holding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it; 3 L$ ^/ {2 j4 r; ^
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 3 E. A' [4 v8 e6 z9 h
Female has Male in it;
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( n2 e# }( n& Y! A: n* x1 K+ L, ?Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... $ S: s7 w7 s, i. o/ C# [
% \" i j$ ~- P5 O$ wI never looked at it this way before: . h7 |* ]. y3 P7 y% l( {0 z/ @
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with( |5 P- F) I! c* D/ u, f+ w- } I: P
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MENtal illness) h9 n1 C* U: U5 ]% I. |
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MENtal breakdown
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GUYnecologist
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& l) {: p0 f9 j EWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 2 l4 d; q* ?$ ] |2 g
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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