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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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5 q* ^! f, y2 q' z6 ?) h"Mary... Mary...."
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* B/ ? O* f+ U" V! @% o"Is that you Fred?"
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" w% j) C: E8 a1 q"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 0 J* J2 X$ ]9 E/ @) E
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"What is it like?" 2 ]+ K3 k' \7 q6 n
4 W5 }$ T ]% S2 F"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " & [8 G. _( [3 [+ i- v& A% }9 `+ }
+ S( |* ^7 f" f+ ]5 r3 ~"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." E2 {9 d; X0 t6 m
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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