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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. g5 g% |: m# X
0 Q7 I/ }1 }5 Q5 z7 a5 L"Mary... Mary...." 0 y3 `1 Y! R" K/ s9 K6 {
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"Is that you Fred?"
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& k V) k( J& {4 s3 A" [& V"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 4 j% T4 ~# W- y: l4 P1 z6 k
4 W7 I, R0 e' W1 G"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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