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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 8 A* i/ q( D9 }5 q& w
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"Mary... Mary...." # s" N, a9 a, ~1 s
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"Is that you Fred?" Y& B R& y9 N) X8 A3 c! J
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." + ^9 r4 e) ~* _' R3 K8 j$ l
( g& G& A" H; F% ]1 I: `0 g5 I"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " : k+ D) d& a" _8 s1 g
% U7 ?9 I1 |0 A( x: I"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." $ i$ S! P2 M: Y! J: G P
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