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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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9 x* s8 T/ [3 L* Y3 s, R"Mary... Mary...." " S8 V8 m* j) q% W7 x- B" E
, F& u/ A# v$ d8 @"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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; ?' v1 x, u2 g. a5 t- Q" @"What is it like?" % V1 ]7 z) v; }$ p% u$ V0 Z
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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}1 U) l- d( ^$ d6 Q1 o& R"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." # q- k: u" i7 J' B6 W
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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