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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 2 k& ]% C* [1 H7 n
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"Is that you Fred?" 2 D+ S: w p" t" b$ p- M8 [
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 4 j! T! [1 p& n5 y% W6 e! f5 q3 ]
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 0 ?& ?# \/ f3 p- o( }- Z' S0 l+ S
; x8 A% }" _/ O"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 1 H( o$ S( J8 b: D) U
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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