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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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% o/ L$ ]4 Q* i" Q0 ?* l"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." . k w9 D9 A9 x. V1 _, Y
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"What is it like?" . i8 W4 l6 S3 D9 R: B& e
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ; D6 C0 j& w0 n8 n3 M# `% ?: B/ f
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 1 V: \7 O3 O/ v: m) n- x
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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