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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 1 k4 Y5 _% C9 Y8 w
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"Mary... Mary...."
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6 C# I U" j6 t/ a4 N"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." b: Q H( D% Y3 l( Q6 `
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"What is it like?"
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+ a+ G8 j( ~2 m2 |1 A2 Z"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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