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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ' J# \7 z, A( u- ~1 |0 u
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"Mary... Mary...."
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7 P3 p0 P# q* j j2 U% Z"Is that you Fred?" 3 S9 h- s# r& G. K' c
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ' O. D( h7 r4 Z* g8 y8 ^/ B; A
. M5 E. |# d! T& |"What is it like?"
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+ a5 L0 X. h% K"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 7 W8 \0 K' [' O
- @$ O. f; i2 L: Y"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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