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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 1 p- P/ E4 t, K3 M0 g0 c1 k
7 v% ?" i! Q g' F"Mary... Mary...." * s+ F3 N; P3 ~, e1 ?
$ G! d$ y t# Z"Is that you Fred?"
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0 u- T. i+ b2 o% w) A8 C$ r"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." " |, ?# o% q. j9 r) v% r+ m8 U. v- S
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"What is it like?" % |0 I/ v1 L* @
( ]8 i d, ?# U"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " + e6 u4 A' p; ~" O; i
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." / f9 a& G$ ~; v$ f# Q* N: i# S
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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