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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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' k7 U4 a H- M5 r8 K( \! o8 b"Mary... Mary...." " f, X+ v) ^% c- h9 n4 M+ A. y
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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7 g3 ^- { p* q4 A3 y"What is it like?" ! k8 j- @; r1 w4 a3 i. c
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 0 }# e- }1 o% n. q @$ ]
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." & U( {; A% h5 K0 d0 Z- H) r+ D
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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