Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

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4 j& N- p* @( tPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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6 w( s" T9 [% VThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
9 _$ J5 G* d+ [HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
! ^3 z; f: m$ g& S$ c1 rSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
. h$ Q/ r  L4 q1 G2 i) a5 cEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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" j9 l( k& Q0 v7 n) m* f7 oHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
! O. w- q; X0 H+ T1 [0 L7 K" C雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.