Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
+ l6 t% E( t8 a1 ^- p  t, J! n, lHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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1 n# c7 p2 c3 {5 F/ k$ nTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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4 D( Y+ _5 c  `2 r/ tHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
+ j0 D0 D& D4 bSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
  q6 \/ c% w6 P. R- R' WFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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: N4 _; `' o1 tTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
$ x( o: @1 L5 J  K( cEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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4 X+ a. j- j9 I: v0 BHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.