Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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, p% b) W6 j) I  C3 YThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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: e7 l5 E% @/ L* |& S6 FTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
( g8 D6 b: x0 ]8 L3 F0 y: vHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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# _3 ]1 h% Z0 GSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
/ r+ O8 ]+ \+ Q; i7 mFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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! X. _0 ]- H  t; A) T1 N+ `+ ~THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
4 L, J- Y, n9 V" Z# E' |  V雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

; R8 v% {3 L, q" ?8 `8 vYou are welcome.