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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. ; {6 Q# o* O+ ?1 { k, D0 p/ D9 w4 [
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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1 c2 R0 p3 |1 N( q& Z2 a$ `PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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. c6 C2 M5 a$ d6 B" b8 PTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated' j% e5 U2 C' e3 S/ \; {6 B# `
. @( G \- v; T" E# T7 J6 Q$ ^HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.$ o$ R/ k/ K: K' N
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.# \" S v8 h, `
/ N! F7 F7 V- jEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.& b6 A1 `/ E3 Y v7 g& d
! ~& A' `1 e3 C+ qHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.5 X7 k, _/ p! ~) O. s
6 I( M4 k; [! W+ R" b: xTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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