Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
! {  F: B0 d; r4 q5 uPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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; d/ Y' ^  ?3 r2 F) H+ R4 o$ M* iThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
+ d7 s9 y: n: q' T& DTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
7 Q) J% q3 ~3 l, q, }9 y; l$ @" cSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
1 T1 L$ o1 t" \6 B! z1 {& JWEB PAGES:
! B5 B, f/ s: BFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
5 F6 a$ w3 C, j# L0 `! w& ~EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

# Y) d& j. ]1 eYou are welcome.