Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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  l! r9 L4 p1 G" `FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
0 H5 Y2 e9 B& a2 D- k+ xPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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1 h8 R/ C- D9 M3 O6 v, gThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
- ?" S4 j7 k- MHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
) W: w5 g' G4 n8 CSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
- v& P) W' u( Y: @% p4 ]Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
! F. s* ?, H) }* Y& REGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
6 F5 D8 x% }+ V( Y: a  _3 F雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

! D' @* X- N) r" U5 GYou are welcome.