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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,& [$ |5 d2 b+ z' B9 y( D" S
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.# ]8 G1 x- g! R3 M* k$ M6 N
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the0 ]0 e# D P1 d! j( A3 G- D: e
courage to say something to the big Indian.) `: { n+ B- `5 h) W7 X. ?. u1 g! o
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
3 ]$ @" O1 ?' H4 q+ X9 LAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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5 h+ i& m1 b& V: ~; S+ ~3 QHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him2 d8 I1 o- I. O m
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.0 S7 V8 W/ \' c$ E8 a: L4 z
! E* C+ C Y+ T3 P- x$ I& JAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.8 x$ a% L+ {5 J
* r' e% @1 {/ b- @8 E3 a'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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: W5 C7 g7 l% v$ t9 G& d2 R! g'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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