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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.% h) U' Y7 {; A/ x
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.2 R# b* x- q2 j7 S) Z
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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/ m' M& s5 z6 _; k" X2 e" {6 eLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'. k: |1 i, ^* w. a* v. k! R/ o
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him4 z5 C* Y* W5 H2 s9 _
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.! G3 j' V+ l& m/ x
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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