The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

% E* l) t9 F4 _' n8 h& r    My grandpa started walking
2 b$ F# V* F, R    five miles a day when he was 60.
* c# g$ E5 o9 c, h- N! t6 ?9 |    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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   The only reason I would take up walking
$ T5 J3 R( W- z9 J9 M+ D- `! r$ `    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
# ]* J, L$ c1 X+ w    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
" N" N6 Q2 x6 m; X2 j    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
: C8 I' ?+ g7 i3 ?6 ~& G    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

% A: y6 ]( \& R; r5 t3 o1 R8 r  B    The advantage of exercising every day
9 w- A# }& m- d5 x! r7 T) ]  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
6 v0 J4 e- n4 V8 Q$ x5 n    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
! M: ^$ E! }; N0 W  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
. d# \9 w3 L, I$ Q) J    the last few years,......
( A% Y) N5 K8 ]) g    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
: A- n6 }  ]$ H$ `    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.