Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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% ~/ u5 G7 B9 B3 XDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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3 \6 P# J8 [2 C2 n3 z& G9 Y' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
5 y+ x9 l4 b8 e& I'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

, L, t& T4 A  L3 h; `' e& x+ G2 }Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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5 L3 ~% D5 y! u3 N3 ?0 @The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
& x, r+ R; _: C: Y' wIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

6 y. e, [; B" g3 n* mThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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9 B# D/ h  I: j& g, H2 SThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
5 Q4 y' G4 C0 G'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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1 }1 m+ y7 ]) N( o5 B& A'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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' J' z2 k! w( Y  m, J) z! @; i& AIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller