Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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7 r2 ]' s3 \1 P4 X% c" y7 I4 E, B/ VA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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5 r: J7 u, ?/ Y/ N- n- N% _'Now really,' the mother says,  
* y% v: q: y) P6 [' P- A3 K'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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5 Z7 H" q$ A2 ]! C# a# sUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

1 f! R( V3 ]9 ~, A0 L3 z'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

. I: @% ^% E8 x2 z6 Q  ]: w$ r5 i: {The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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$ [& i& v$ L" G; B0 F. ?) v7 n* v' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
' ^* r( Z! N/ J0 L% `1 Z5 ]. z'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

4 B+ b& M; ^$ B4 E. qLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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' Y3 \# t+ A: M) V7 R2 Z5 t, a8 fThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
' {3 w- r9 w& q4 F8 G( T  ~) N'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

3 x7 \' s! }* C3 C'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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  w# L8 V2 l. c8 R, d'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller