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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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6 U4 [  S( _8 dDriver's License - too  cute not to forward9 t; Y! Q+ _% F9 l9 d

* S' h0 l0 r7 v0 y+ g; X! ?' MA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 7 e  l7 T. z& S! Z. {& B; a: ?

$ r9 f& [7 {! l& O! B5 t' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?' ) k) y2 g1 i7 b2 M# v$ F

+ q9 m- u. o% f# ]'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied. ! F7 L& c2 A+ K1 H
'It's not polite.' 0 Q6 u0 f1 F" I8 L
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'OK',  the little girl says,
' F' P. t8 a7 Y6 R+ C% s) ~'How much do you  weigh?' 6 z: n7 p4 q; v* C  U
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'Now really,' the mother says,  5 X3 g% B8 ^3 I
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. 6 D% x; x# M. m. i8 b
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  " C5 Z- I- x: Y2 K6 }& K; W# F, M
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'Well,' says the friend, 1 I  B8 ~( g3 _; `* u1 o
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  2 u4 K% y+ X( w9 H* W
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' " o' E% }% g( h

) l; x: ~, H; r  h; y. |Later that night the little girl  says to her mother, ) T; ]) \$ S& u7 j
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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: t; P$ H+ W  m; j0 N% M  v4 YThe mother is surprised and  asks, ) d4 K$ [  [/ E% |
'How did you find that out?
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$ Z- b, G9 S$ s. Y9 d6 N' q  x'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  7 m2 q. `" [3 x2 r2 A9 U4 u1 n
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now. ' l2 ^6 \% i$ S3 g3 {, D
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?' " R. s- U0 k+ d9 V
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
: C5 [+ `5 ^4 A9 H'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' 7 r: p% s- n9 i# ?- w7 z1 i

$ l1 X1 {* Y, p! P'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
# \, i$ w0 w) s) P- Wgive them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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