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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 ) J; q. R% N  N! ~3 |3 Z4 t2 h

! E; Z  S2 Q, [+ UDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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- a' S3 d" `& {/ d: iA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied. * _- }2 p) ]4 L/ ]
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says, $ s& y/ W) A. P- i+ V. C8 H& }! e
'How much do you  weigh?' 6 W+ J" h, X1 {# j! W. i7 R2 J7 G
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
& [1 u5 u0 b5 {# E' L'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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8 d8 k9 @: i7 H  z8 jUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' ' T$ w; t% m  S0 a7 t( a

1 F& M6 i- j: U$ t% V) u7 B2 O' O'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' , z0 T8 Y2 I/ o  @7 f0 d( t
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  2 v, j  w3 O5 w' `8 {' o

& |* d/ U( U7 b5 u4 N'Well,' says the friend,   }8 @' a* i8 |# H9 I! T% U2 y
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
! w; N. I- I" ~It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' + @3 o. _% @3 J6 V; |. M9 Q

$ Y0 Y( Z" s! OLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
7 Z2 d% h0 V/ q. _'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' 9 y! C. b; r. Z1 i4 N6 _- k/ c7 ~( `
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
! v; I+ i) _! L! D9 C'How did you find that out? " z: }& X+ Y7 f% m1 X: n

* K9 Z/ o9 C4 ~6 \( Q4 `8 G  P'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  - M( `8 H2 r3 r" D
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
5 j4 R# T: L) v* b6 s# k4 E'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?' ! {% H% t- o" n2 d; x

( J. E' ~+ \  u'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
; f, g' c% H1 m'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' ; y) ~# |" |0 }. l

1 p( w9 v8 c% [0 ]+ j: P$ ['Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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. ^& ?6 \1 A& N'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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9 K. l3 v+ @7 _3 F# y! mIf you  see someone without a smile today$ R6 j1 H( O% S
give them  one of yours
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发表于 2010-3-3 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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