Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
7 I" v! h/ x$ A4 s'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
7 f0 \% j, M4 P$ `1 |& j'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

9 Q# ?2 {6 l9 [; b& c( [+ @% v8 Q; _The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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5 O* \& P( T7 y& X'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

, ]+ {1 Y  ^/ l+ |The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
  l8 y; p3 c  o. b4 a+ y: I'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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3 a# x) `9 R1 a& {'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller