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4 _9 M! l, X$ CDriver's License - too cute not to forward) r5 g% W* t* K. B
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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) U/ S7 B# m7 w: @1 g4 ?- g' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
0 E/ Q- h' c% {'It's not polite.'
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5 q5 m- ?. e3 T0 a'OK', the little girl says, + n9 \2 ~8 {, _- n' A% S$ E. u5 r9 [9 I
'How much do you weigh?' 6 r: `" f. [( R B* q4 q! C
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'Now really,' the mother says, 8 ^7 N1 D G. w$ \
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' ' Z: i4 j, h: g2 S
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' * V; {$ N7 _% V$ C
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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0 n+ u/ y; v% i$ x5 {2 h! _; mThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. * J m7 o+ {, [
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. : U, {1 D: ?; b# t8 c8 E
: g, j2 q, u1 k. p'Well,' says the friend,
9 H" I8 {3 [- g2 v'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. * {1 f+ c, P/ G; L% A" T+ _4 A& {- ?
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' . x1 n7 { D, \( ~7 A f0 K
* y6 j8 U! R' l/ F. z% I' U' ]9 eLater that night the little girl says to her mother, 2 y& d' |( s0 ~
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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# h1 p: C% K! R. v( @* mThe mother is surprised and asks,
- S- c3 _# N }# G o# v- N'How did you find that out? 1 S$ g8 e$ @. S3 N3 b
0 Z% `4 ?. F( u+ c6 K'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' + h9 h d8 C. d1 W% [( A
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. " n! f( E4 e9 c1 o
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, x4 }+ x# g5 p! n0 x) E7 d. T
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' / R+ S T' g4 V
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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) X7 E; `, W1 Z: ]& [* P3 f% j'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today
8 F* m8 x( V6 [4 sgive them one of yours |
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