Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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- b9 d6 `& ~$ q2 JDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

! T: B$ L2 B7 `7 ^5 o$ rA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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2 [- @6 u% k$ M" h4 o& M' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
" ~/ D9 @" e) L'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

! o6 p: x) n) }, c2 WUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

9 Q( o3 H, I% ~) t" ?2 \- t$ Y'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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. ?# `3 P% d* m. {- NThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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  f( e9 _2 a( ]' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
# `0 g( T4 m0 F9 o$ ?'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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" Z1 i( z& [' QThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

+ g8 b8 O# w- T'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

; u* \& `4 @& r/ ?" K9 I: l'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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( e2 Z) B3 H. x* c'Because you  got an F in sex.'

8 K$ W& T" c' K* F. r  iIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller