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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1 l8 s6 Z4 M& ~" \' x3 H 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
- Y: B! t8 F3 k+ N 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! : W0 c1 l& e; D f; S1 u
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
% b5 u/ b( E* T 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
D" x! E, D$ I3 H; X: _# J; ?6 G 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
( L6 m2 k- S+ s" b/ ^! D& | 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 1 A# a$ c8 c. D/ T/ n9 N
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? ! t5 A# f' r$ D: f N1 x! v
me: chemistry. . .
; x% u3 m3 ]4 Y' G- S8 w3 i' h0 P 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
. G* J+ F# R3 `1 d6 d F6 p 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 2 S, ?/ ?, w' g3 K! u
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
" _* J; N- {5 P8 ^ | 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 7 [1 |3 p2 z( O; y' S
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
- u% m ]: S1 e& ]7 D1 m8 ^ hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" . E% k) ?6 A. t- R* e
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." - a1 ^( {$ j) v0 \8 N) Z' B! B
this time, a players on the answer in the.
4 A4 a8 |) J4 j! G7 D/ {- q/ u } host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
0 ~. ~" H7 W" f1 a7 i1 o3 E 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
/ }/ Y% R S# i D& w 13, when the school
" s A2 \2 A7 g9 t [5 u6 V1 b' ~ day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
* h. t0 t4 m% m. w4 s9 ]' F( r, l, } I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
2 p3 {# h+ @( B& `0 S- W you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years ) u0 Q8 h5 ]8 v6 ^. V. V8 f1 s
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
3 o8 w: S/ X" P6 S' I 15, one bedroom 8 V9 s6 |4 F/ [: _. n
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" ' I6 \( f; h9 n' R
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
2 L: A6 @/ \- e9 Q 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 7 L- ~ B# u; S% B
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
" ~- O% u5 q: d) n5 U; F0 t8 v 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
: Q% R9 z# c$ y& p. [' v 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . - R% x' v% |0 S% o
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
8 K0 o5 T( Z( a; r% q0 c 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
u/ H4 m) R: w' Q3 { 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" ! }+ X) b, w$ h( U1 w2 T% \
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
& d [0 x! `6 c 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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