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3 A' f' W$ W1 U. RRedneck Yard Swing

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: V, U8 d. a2 Q9 a A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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/ m7 {) H; L  a" K How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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8 @5 U  a' a6 ^. j% h- M! B! ? Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1 M/ G7 Z$ N4 {: G 1) The DNA is all the same
- T2 A# V3 ^1 n" @& w- v  2) There are no dental records
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5 H" A: D( l2 U! I( i! v8 Z) e Redneck Mailbox
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4 _- M4 z5 ]/ S6 p% _  Z Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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* S$ A4 a& }0 O A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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; S; @( v+ r- N+ Y4 n' I A Redneck Thanksgiving

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4 M: P+ \( f3 p# G4 Y8 g         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
. h( k# g5 Z* F$ z竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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