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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler, U4 {' g" B8 N2 G
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
7 O7 L* K3 i# T1 `- k. u When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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+ H$ I8 c' _2 B- }4 b Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
& ~1 o* g2 j, C+ [1 v It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 7 V9 W, P6 _" M/ H/ C# W& @
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:0 p0 L2 c' y- d \
1) The DNA is all the same! Q8 D- E" S n2 c
2) There are no dental records
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, Y% Z" \9 U7 }0 Q Redneck Mailbox1 o v# S* v- z
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Who invented the toothbrush?3 }, C' w5 O% x, M7 d
A Redneck!! + i9 k; p6 V2 @6 N2 C
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)7 E! ?5 p! A; @) h3 |3 g
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?4 Z/ q3 Y+ h/ _# D
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed! f: |( q1 g' P$ r
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
- C' P; a. y T$ v 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'% F% F) }! j) `! o# l4 y
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* X$ a3 U* ?9 \) r A Redneck Thanksgiving1 N; ]; W' v( Y2 ~6 ?7 }7 J+ h( o
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)4 F+ S4 v/ A! E9 C& s
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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5 z% N+ ?' v) g( {0 r and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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That's all folks! " k3 q3 J: C. h: l0 c
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