Redneck

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9 X' B, ^- E8 h  k A Redneck passed away and left his entire
9 g0 `4 ^4 G2 p9 H  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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, t2 l# K; Q" f1 Z4 o/ h, V: e How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
0 h7 p8 n  d" r7 Y6 Q1 n When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden

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4 ~- u* n+ r, P0 f+ [6 N Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
0 j- o* y6 }) P9 w/ v' a, N" _ 1) The DNA is all the same
& x; N9 b) a" v8 f  2) There are no dental records
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6 ]. l% j8 P4 b- w Who invented the toothbrush?
4 O! `& B3 L# ~% K" n    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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* ~" V3 s; b& w) p$ a Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
9 [4 s: D' x3 b' l" |3 N1 z When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair

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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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1 W- \9 s. F  n8 m- D A Redneck Thanksgiving

; W3 S3 V" r( ]. c3 F$ \' k (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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  g  i4 i3 i- \9 ]: ^) k         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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: S. ^, ~1 c- V0 ^# ] A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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8 U/ M7 g; K; y8 D9 u7 ]8 h  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
- C/ s5 H$ \6 Y( j: \3 U竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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