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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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) Y/ _. ^* @+ p1 L6 L% z6 |" I- b How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
& n* u6 x2 q, o) @$ V! ? When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
5 ^1 X# i/ ^0 X 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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( O+ j# R0 N3 s# J9 j1 l) c# J Who invented the toothbrush?
+ }+ m& t; R- U  C0 l    A Redneck!!
' z0 j0 e) w" D7 T5 o (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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7 H2 N6 {1 ]2 S% b7 X Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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0 y  Q* d. E6 ~         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
$ F. N% W' W5 P# V% f  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
9 x3 e6 P7 Z* `! W and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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$ Z4 J8 u, }2 P. K! ~ I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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