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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire! S( y5 g, u. ?$ b q/ A( j
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler4 y/ ]; Z8 O8 W( d9 D" u
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3 o: z2 d4 i$ D How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
c! m. `3 X* q" O! B! w When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."4 K2 D* o! `9 t8 M0 }6 ] A
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Redneck Garden, f- T* Y7 ?9 y9 T0 t
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& L! ]/ g' S* q& e$ w% K Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
3 p0 L, Z# s" A7 c It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. * j; i9 l. P- M8 d# `6 B' y' Y
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2 V: R1 P! `/ T- m0 r8 o6 S# @6 j Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
9 D0 `; T4 R& q$ ^0 d 1) The DNA is all the same3 y6 o. G& u7 q3 O" t7 h
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox4 a: c0 |! w8 S* C$ f3 W2 Q4 T
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! S6 C7 V9 Y6 ~2 B Who invented the toothbrush?
4 G1 ]$ ]# m" v4 [% m) r A Redneck!! : n3 n. @2 S3 L+ ~
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)% W$ I( P" X; _" h4 n/ T
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Redneck Time Out# g+ l1 B; o: @: J
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5 V7 E: Y% I9 O+ @) F' j Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?9 A& g+ L# d) V9 M: q
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years." R' C4 n1 d, ?% o
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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) U7 a# W9 y( `% o @& a$ } A new Redneck law was just recently passed: y: e& K- y# e$ z( T8 j; y+ e
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.- k: x; S6 C1 B5 a
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2 ~6 w. t% ~ L8 {1 a Redneck Wheelchair
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, N! ]' O* `* y& ]7 T% [ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
: S/ r' K! i ] 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'6 v2 \) p, I8 ]& `3 C8 E) j7 Z
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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0 h: \3 R' ?1 G- G+ t (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16. V+ F, o) `. W% K
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
; K' z) V, M9 e and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' * e/ R3 R; B5 I% A/ q
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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' { Q/ {/ q R1 J. f7 G+ G That's all folks!
/ I' r9 ~5 K6 y" {$ O" q4 J- o I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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