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% @5 } ?& Z+ Z* ]8 H- uRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
- }8 q/ M9 j1 D( M8 a) | When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead.": F% R9 i( G l2 s
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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: F0 L* q0 Q( ]+ m& _ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
) U" Q' i8 q1 P! Y. h5 x1 _ It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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% A6 T0 S0 O) t5 W Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
/ q# T' N, B- z. P/ R; _$ p 1) The DNA is all the same4 E" b7 f1 d6 D& }- r) G
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Redneck Mailbox) y+ ]0 [% T" z8 e, B# ~
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Who invented the toothbrush?1 `; c& i+ i9 V, M4 p
A Redneck!!
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5 b/ x: v B6 V4 r Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
0 k, h! v7 [$ c; U4 f The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.$ J" b4 ]+ N* P6 O
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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6 }7 J8 X# n2 ? Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
# Z8 Q4 u: v- M& q v0 P: Z; h 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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9 b) W/ S3 C3 L3 j. X- T4 m A Redneck Thanksgiving# G& w, M% |8 z
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)' h+ P5 P! G4 ?3 d
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 168 c1 {3 Z- O1 d* n: l
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . ., V+ g6 [" X6 y( |; D2 P3 s& x
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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That's all folks!
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