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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to - V8 v7 r: H% i, e# M! W" |- b
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
+ R9 S& }' X) ~$ p8 d books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a c8 v5 C# x6 C& i8 U: J+ z: s c: w
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
. d% ]8 L: D; \) s little left to be of any use?" ; M; R" ]. {; k( ?/ ^7 n, N
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to $ ~$ J+ ?8 a3 f4 w
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of 3 [- U: C4 U0 o$ ?
bandages."
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6 V7 C- r# [- ^+ G+ y. q "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual " Z3 d! Y' D% [; R& n5 q
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
$ ?: ? a0 L) X# K5 E! T; p _ "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left . D& H8 q* q( q5 C1 ^. \# [2 c
over after setting a cast on a patient?" 7 i. q# {$ M" W( { A/ ^! o
6 h( Z6 k d- }$ |0 E; s "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 4 `- T! u0 c8 T! n6 c8 h
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ; s: i2 ~4 e% f/ }
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of - S0 Y+ _: j# ~5 l* v7 \
plaster."
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- }5 N2 p" B" o; f9 t1 I! Q$ n "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster - v5 n5 m" w3 D$ U& J. U
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
4 d. Y# M" ]9 K leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 7 o0 a) }1 r1 _
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 4 G4 M. K. W; Y8 v6 s% h3 ]( H b
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
( n6 z4 x' ?! ^' K R& A year they send us a complete dick." |
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