a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
4 A0 U( O9 i4 c; Z& [# j  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
4 E8 U: `/ M( h8 v% U  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
. u  ?; _4 c" s) n  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
1 x+ W# G/ p5 j4 ]' i; f" Y  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
% i8 \9 [+ r, U6 y  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: i& G. {' a8 x8 b$ A  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  S" F5 u: ~, n9 v4 a2 q  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  o3 b9 t, Z& H5 G) ~+ D  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" U9 i4 |) g; T  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
& z* i5 {/ o" v& I  h) ?. r  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
4 V* z* e' j+ j  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
" R% ?% u6 K! r( D( t/ d; v  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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