(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
; E0 d3 L" W+ _1 n清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
7 S7 }4 D1 {& _8 i7 Y+ A8 Q老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
# a9 ~# h& u" x7 p: L老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
+ Y( H6 T" ^8 z9 W( |can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
  L' q" v+ T7 H4 R, J$ Z  C+ \老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
  @. \/ h& V0 A3 q  W老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
" L4 C& \8 F6 A2 E, Q3 ]前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
0 d: E( m5 m: X冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

; [; D% ~' {3 R" U& t4 Z2 n我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？