(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
( W7 {6 H1 s( H: d! X5 @老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
7 n' T$ N* X! ?- L1 e前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
# c- h5 Z. ]4 r; y9 v& g0 d0 y! j5 H老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
1 g" h& l9 O; U% J8 kcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
9 X/ z5 l5 M1 O# ~前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
0 r9 I& w) [7 B+ a& f7 k老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
$ N# o5 K: |. ~. @# J0 u4 L老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
" F+ d% c) g5 n. F+ a, ?冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

' I6 h0 ~6 ^) D( c$ e/ k我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？