(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
9 T  a1 w( d4 ~前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
- S1 j& v6 H9 ^- [' N" }前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
8 N' z7 f$ F! J& v+ d+ Ycan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
% X* h& A) _/ x老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
; p/ c7 K3 y* X" @/ X5 `7 F) U* l老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
# s: z7 U, ]. T2 A8 h, g, a% J: e前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
! p$ T* R+ R% d: W" `/ K4 w老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？