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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。: I- w5 \( h& }- z7 o
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
8 ~1 R; R$ U4 k3 c( h2 `The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. % ~3 y- ^# j$ _' ]2 v2 b/ K
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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& S. p2 N( ^: DThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. : k% w) Y! d3 R
* u8 M' P) l L# u. U0 BThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
% o, h# ^( t- I, e# [Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. % w1 G$ a& B% b/ P
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. ^4 [- c) f/ k! P+ P$ Q
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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. E7 n a m7 ?2 |/ P$ a, B/ N5 zMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. % h; n/ l8 d) f
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0 W$ q' c! W* t& s* t* U7 \"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." & O! F" O. [3 x) L& v" e: ?% m
! R) v8 z$ Y$ N) g5 j3 x% p6 LHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. $ L+ ~! K j/ H# r
: ]- G/ X5 c8 {; Z; B+ a2 n. GA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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