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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece( T& ?3 X. g: Z- K! e
6 ]" a" K. T1 j2 P$ \# l- vA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 5 F! X& f! K- O5 B
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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3 {- H1 m" ~" v5 Y6 L: O. UHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. * N* B% n- g7 A. b/ q) @1 p1 w
& N8 m/ B; r7 C2 o* [Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
" T7 R, w7 L O( oLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
* n' |. `% Y6 y- vA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. % c" f. q7 |4 C
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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9 ~6 D8 p; r; C% m5 A"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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" \: W! K. e; P: H: T' U2 C"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. & d( M& n6 q* r/ p$ F+ D
# S4 p- i. F$ ~/ E5 K( _4 d1 X1 L"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. : w3 F9 A( k! d w- q
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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5 A3 m8 K2 H p( U& w: l8 b"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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