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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece4 M1 O: f5 J$ B
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
$ m( x, \& x; K- Y- WThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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+ z0 P" r n$ `$ THe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 2 ^4 f s, u+ b6 F2 n
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. & [) g5 M j6 y9 L& f# D- @2 }0 c
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
8 I8 ?4 ~) p+ J. ?" N7 v WLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
P" s2 Q$ E* E" MA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. ( j" @* J: Q0 n. x
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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% F0 W% z5 o8 b4 x5 W8 y( s$ rShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. $ P8 U$ H1 f5 M) e9 R
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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% k9 O0 u1 `* Z; \"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 0 d0 H7 ]# v" \0 _4 a
4 v& f+ ?. |6 j8 f, i( OA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. + Y C# y7 V q" J5 j1 s5 |6 S) |. ^
1 b; r( D5 V/ Q9 _1 X x"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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