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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。 G, u, W- ]2 n( H
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 4 ^+ Y7 L* y: G7 f. e, Y
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. * e3 u3 z5 n( x3 g/ {
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. " ^; T& {* c6 W" ~" ]
i4 [5 ~( g. t; \7 X7 d( d# Z1 aThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ( s9 S9 c1 ~1 W. P2 a
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
. ?* }' }5 Y; e6 v( z, c# `+ _Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
. S; I* p$ P* l/ fA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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, S. [4 H/ f5 ^' X) D"But it's not for me to question his story. 4 H, ]7 D5 d2 g ~% T% d0 A# b
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." / r& f* s7 m0 d) _% V- M, X9 G
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. & |* d- @0 h" Q. @$ ?
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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% c/ w9 s* [2 y4 e: J V7 [2 h"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. - ]* p D0 H: c: K+ W
/ U: q1 A# {) C: W% _& |* y. ZA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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