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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。+ \+ _/ b( {7 T5 t: u
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece( J; c) ?3 J% T3 W
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
0 n0 h0 w+ Q: }0 b& [The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. ) d7 x! _+ N" h2 E
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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" x, m4 a M+ |$ |2 }The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 3 U- @: l6 D9 S" B. T' K
$ f0 ~0 ~) f/ lThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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# J' F1 l7 O6 iOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 6 s0 R- X2 h7 x) w
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
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7 |; m! u- Y# M/ p"But it's not for me to question his story.
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0 K0 X: I* ]( F* q"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." " Y$ D2 ` o1 x, c7 l9 I
5 N \5 Q( F j3 dShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. + Z6 c- V* ?& G7 h
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 2 o6 a% u! K1 Z' c9 m) T$ @6 m& r
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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2 b' l# ~& f6 j"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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8 v( _- D2 I3 ]; xA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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$ o' @5 R, n5 }. I- _9 j"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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