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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。5 l/ x: [- E: N4 k" y1 u
$ ]. ]" ]* g$ `3 X0 O2 b# ~http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
) z$ {; r$ _& rThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. + B. x) u8 ?' t5 W. j
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ! c3 f. N( k/ e6 b! M* l# g0 }8 `
% q# g9 b& q3 a& g; {, cThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. . V$ V' x) {9 L7 Z
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. . e; X5 l: U( \* f' J
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
+ [9 i$ `; x0 K" m$ MA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 2 }, x3 I. u8 m3 n$ j
# I, E& {* M1 n; }"But it's not for me to question his story.
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' S( D9 r4 V2 W3 d"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ; k, d8 a1 }) D% B$ ]: U
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. $ K$ A, l( H$ `' o* q
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- n+ n( _0 H- N+ r$ b3 q {& ]; D"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 6 _5 ?) \4 e0 q1 ]% R4 r
# [" Y- u6 a! G"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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/ Y8 Y4 \* ]. H: SHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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