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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!5 w+ M- }% r" ]0 I& J/ ]
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.- j0 ]+ B% b+ Y* R) H
' T5 X" U- x- c# `The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.", r, D) |) f8 Y T
' l; Y) J! D/ v, i5 ?8 p* ?5 o; I9 t: H$ `The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.1 X6 i) @. ]$ F/ O* r! ^8 [" u% o
) u# y1 D% P1 M {The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.( ]$ W2 ~2 N o+ `! L5 B9 L
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.( |8 q8 l. I( c7 ?0 ]: Y- n
) {4 F1 R+ ~# `7 H- K! Z$ uThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."1 C8 D9 R; p2 t8 l6 O
7 h/ D6 N6 g+ y9 |* pThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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