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Spring is officially coming today!3 z4 r3 l/ n" D% ~& k7 H
O& H z( M- D8 j, K& h; rThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."* s6 t. P2 d1 n! K6 @) c
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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( H8 l/ [7 C8 v+ y" G/ i, Y" GThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.: S0 _+ c8 I- p: h
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.# Y9 @$ r/ Q( F s. [' [; Y
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."8 O" \9 B( T8 M
2 `5 y3 ~9 g, M& j" B; Q+ J8 ZThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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