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Spring is officially coming today!" q( W2 t; ]% t& ~9 W
4 |2 B0 ~' v5 n: ^4 G" sThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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0 X8 S# f. F) v3 uAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."+ j/ {7 y1 V3 \2 @- D
* U _9 W. N3 m1 R* Z- N, b5 }So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.. ]7 k# D2 G- v4 T2 O
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
" a) G# M* p5 F# O6 _Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.% C( Y* ], g1 E
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."' F; j! M5 v4 v8 c
; B- y' }+ c0 @; R' u0 E7 R7 qThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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