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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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( f+ X% V7 h* b' e/ t& Z7 [An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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9 @ f/ s6 a! x1 ]6 g2 xSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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; V' e9 F7 ]! Q0 o8 F, KThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."6 ? X7 h$ p+ ~8 A* R5 y
3 P) S J* L& W8 |. B: M& p7 ^9 pThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
5 Z- p8 G/ p0 e, PEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.+ P+ Z' a; [, D9 R, v y5 Q4 E
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."# y/ f' Q& @& X# a- ], }0 `! G: j% y; ^
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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