Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- {0 f+ i3 @. s7 I, `>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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4 Z: y5 n# h: O>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
! c) i( [* X) a4 V2 F>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
! ^; Y; V  x  ^" v! ~>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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* ]8 T2 ]) q) B0 b8 _( i% }>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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$ K4 H$ r6 w: H/ S- _>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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; E4 D, k. M/ D, a/ z; J>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
1 y8 I, Q- P$ a7 }+ m6 H>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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5 }9 M5 r* W7 P>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
  F$ b2 G) i# G>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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& {' O8 c, Q# [% j>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
2 @, Y* \3 a( E: U3 I>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
% j& }2 L6 n8 x" o" o/ D>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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  J  p! v0 i4 \3 `& V/ d>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
2 L1 C6 v+ ?3 d. Y$ L>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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: o3 v0 w+ [  O8 Q>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
/ s2 [7 ?  Q6 |% j8 a>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
, L9 K7 u9 u/ j0 ^2 P3 u>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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: I, w/ ~, P: J3 g4 ^5 ~, a8 J% C>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
8 R; q  S) K. b>>             No third date.