Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
* d( v9 E/ D3 `- H0 @5 S>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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+ t- d- g7 T+ F0 S3 I9 z>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
3 U+ B1 h" v0 [  U4 x, p- b>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 `: P: s) [5 n" u* `>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
8 q( M+ g: V4 w% E3 Y>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
' z1 I9 W5 c, t>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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3 |5 T6 L3 ?( K>> a 3-carat ring.
, F3 G: N7 l' A>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
0 ~1 Q( _0 g: ]! W>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
/ a% G! u: c3 Q$ `>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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* R& F. ?, p3 f. [( d6 r9 z>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
+ x( R3 U/ r6 d0 s+ [>> Nothing happens again.
) X+ u2 S0 a; M1 b( f' J. K- {5 J>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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) t% j, _' `, q2 M8 N/ R>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
8 R+ p! `2 J9 n+ z" O>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
+ O' v- \! E" v: ?7 ^>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
9 _4 w0 w3 b$ O: n5 S6 y7 H' g>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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6 c8 x# V% Y- Y8 y1 T>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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4 G) V+ D2 h( w9 \. O6 |% L>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.