Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
/ v3 ?. f9 e4 ~1 b+ N. |1 N>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: t, A; a/ Z# V>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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  I/ \! B. }; m, j>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! T8 _( D& S1 f; P  t+ Z>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
& K; @0 c" v, ]>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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: _$ S+ b% b& y3 [2 h5 K; x>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
# \! l) a9 z1 {) Q1 E% H. b>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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+ M0 K6 J3 _3 [" ]% n- K* j, _>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
0 b+ ?  C& H2 s7 _; U>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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' |8 P  X2 }; Q: X5 m>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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- W) o% C( x  T6 a- R4 W: G3 m>>             BLACK WOMEN:
" ^/ t6 W3 W2 g1 e>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( {# w' _+ m9 O% \7 c$ F/ X>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
: w3 v7 i0 z' ?/ W>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
; X% i& a, J) o; B7 w$ ^8 L/ U6 L>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
1 _0 b' _. r" g3 Z/ e>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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for
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
$ ?8 [5 N& i1 K0 F>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.