Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 T: t# ?0 S2 ~3 J0 S! s5 }' Q1 i>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
7 R$ G- B7 d8 |+ n4 ^>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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3 W7 U. V2 \( z; {- {* j: t3 i>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; C+ f+ n) H: g7 X>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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" k- ?! Q7 c" A2 W+ _3 k>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
2 w) a( Y8 w  U: i$ [6 y>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
5 T0 Q+ w% i" s7 G7 [; H>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
2 M) T8 c6 B  S>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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+ c6 O) l8 o% h/ }6 j, ]>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
" H: m- J# R, |  ~  @; N>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
5 v7 l* i' p+ F- O. ?5 b- j>> nothing happens.
/ @( r3 s1 t7 \' R( x>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
4 @$ z& k# V, L( N, {+ E/ d/ R>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
; E& p* b+ p/ v9 ]# B5 `>>             First date: Meet her parents.
9 ~# Z: \; F- e& P' B2 ~>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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) ^: K9 H' p, V7 {  {5 s>>             BLACK WOMEN:
. ?9 J, b4 Z" K+ T% w! \>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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. o9 A" S+ v$ x>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
2 d$ d: R8 H9 z>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
/ Z, r; ?1 }# D0 _$ r, y>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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/ ^  ^- \: ^9 q. K>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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( }1 L- D5 |8 K* t3 e- G>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
$ d; y! s6 J9 Z3 U# a>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
  d' y" N" S' V# A, |>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.