Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
6 E8 J! ]$ L  \1 f# G3 ~2 K5 z>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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9 N- C1 `8 w. z/ ?1 p5 O2 S6 U>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- C0 H3 A8 ~5 \9 r7 k3 c9 l>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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; e. j) j* L& M/ A0 a, h% T! K>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
' d# s) h9 L8 D>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
$ ~! C' b7 t& {, R. L  p/ V) d>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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# T5 y( R1 |. c; K% t/ U3 _>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
* p# }. I7 ?; l>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
: u/ J" S. H. D: T+ s>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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: j" J3 v. P: a$ ?+ W# f>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
1 u- ]; Q5 O; ]/ h# Y) H; P+ q6 n>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
9 z8 G! b+ P6 g% k3 D3 d>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
3 A" K1 X# X& Y3 l9 A0 j>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
6 o. t6 l- d! r2 f>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
1 ~1 i4 P' U: T/ L7 H! L" g- H>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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0 g1 l" x$ ]" _- M7 N& c) W>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
$ h% R% y. z5 I>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
: a+ U% ^$ h" c) e) w>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
: r0 y* A0 V7 M6 \' w0 u/ F, y>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
2 ^' t- g% \& g0 G! J# i$ p>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
7 H) c4 S2 h/ a, h>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
% Y$ b' s) U* J+ W>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
$ v3 k6 K1 C; O( u9 K0 z- u>>             No third date.