Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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; `& ~! ~+ ]) u# `>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
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! [% E, \4 T/ ?3 d2 x2 \>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! r! z2 q& I* z/ A>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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9 v1 ?# D7 p5 u9 M4 V>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
( X+ F) K3 s1 w# Q4 r4 O>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
" a, |" C4 X1 a& B3 c: ^& ?>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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! J. n$ Q% ^6 `>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
; P8 D) M0 I& y2 _* y>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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# L+ u" l: n" A>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
' C' g+ D* p2 w6 f>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
; T# j' V' u1 W% ?' W( b" C7 Z>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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8 g/ ^% W- L, X, ^>>             BLACK WOMEN:
, Z" |* ~$ z' O' V>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 a; O( D4 g1 v/ I3 Y>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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4 J6 Q/ b% K$ w% {6 Z>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
2 a9 U% f2 P; Q% |. c# N>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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5 W$ [: g) `/ K9 C1 P( c8 s* G* D  ?>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
8 F: x5 T0 s1 p3 y) q& x>>             No third date.