Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
& v5 s' `6 \! o$ V+ T) C+ O>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
  b* K2 H+ L9 L>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
! R3 {& b, w8 V1 f2 d! o>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
) d- H, W/ [/ n6 z>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; [1 U/ s) H2 W>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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6 \6 J% ~1 `" @" f$ ?>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
& Z4 h8 N& |$ @>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
5 A' J# X% ]  M' u& [>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
- |4 S% a% E7 w4 g) r8 s>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
% |9 u( {9 F: d! q>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
8 G3 k& S& [# U) V5 }4 [>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
3 f7 M4 O. c1 A; _5 r; {0 A+ t>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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; Z. ^6 N; u1 O# x2 ?6 P) A. @* b, ?>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
, Q( b3 U$ [+ ~>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
& x: S" H$ y& C% L! C>> nothing happens.
3 x& P$ \0 x' j. w" b>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
3 w" D3 I% [7 l& S/ T  s( [>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
. A4 r  I7 o$ E>>             First date: Meet her parents.
, l: f2 ?% G$ n& \( `+ v8 Z/ B) e>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
5 g6 E' v( N+ I5 f5 z8 _$ j>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
( c" o% N- Z  N>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
3 U0 w* @! h5 y! K$ y) Z" k  q>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
7 j; {- }7 _/ d" b8 o( O. }* p1 n' {>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
6 F6 k/ o& r# R" G>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
3 b. z4 [, H+ Y) Esister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
$ f% B( a1 ^* e9 `- k; y1 p; Q>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
( z# U+ A2 j% d3 g- ]4 M>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.