1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 |* m6 e; S; h; G" W1 x. R
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.# H, S0 Z ^* u2 Y$ d! V
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?: L$ F! @5 Y( }6 W5 w' O
Not is you’re a chicken. ) ], m! z. A: D, a! `" m$ c5 Z% d3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? # Z( X% F( d3 m/ D The outside. X9 J0 Q* f. j" I M
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 5 _" z: s. l) n" M* ?4 ~3 N Fry-day!% L( F. C( w& D; X0 b- l
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?# w6 M. u% r9 y: b+ K# K# j, b! @
No idea. # Z2 t6 f- B& p! b4 H/ F" D6.Why you go to bed?" k% o& p+ F; O9 B4 C
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ( ]* u" |8 E: @) }' Q1 { U0 x1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 ^" N, A( T% y# N [ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. * f; `/ F& P* Z' y( D5 o# A$ a0 \2.Is chicken soup good for your health? : s* L& Z3 i! g g9 L; F Not if you’re a chicken.9 N% d; C) C _7 w" b* [- A
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 H+ ^) D" L+ {1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? - ~% M! H1 P* K# M8 z$ U
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 2 D h! P3 H+ z0 @2.Is chicken soup good for your health?& `5 i# {& ]0 `+ k! q
Not is you’re a chicken.* c3 o0 G8 m9 L2 o$ `0 U$ H) p" X
3.Which side of the chi ...
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lol