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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ; L) y! j. a9 ?4 P1 E
( N, _* k' n4 o( D& f. HHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the , w) K& O8 [4 J! M/ A- |
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 6 \% c" v% s- m0 u% R% ~
0 n4 y2 C# k$ y) t3 C; j/ {& x* TThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?9 y. h' z0 B5 M3 K8 C
. `9 ?! o* i. B. D5 [- |0 H8 tWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie , b m. I3 u O2 I- _* d4 F/ x
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the , T5 d0 J, m9 K4 e3 r, d* ^; U
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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( N# M" o! d. h; g& C- j1 `The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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