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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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9 M* w! T; b. c) K, `& QHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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( D) ]: L: o7 O2 a/ \, s* JThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?: F; m+ o- u! L
$ |: S: |2 C5 T( z9 f: _- K' C9 CWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie # q) L$ k( R! @2 e+ N
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the ( q% y+ s5 V8 z- N3 U D
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" $ \2 n5 z' l! B" y0 v+ ?8 Y
; r: ?0 \% f$ ?: q$ R( jThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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