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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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" ]( _$ j H1 B. o1 \1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 0 \0 l( ]+ }3 O+ m+ Q
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. + S* E! O W# R! @
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 3 w8 r, R4 k, t0 {9 M8 ^
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# J5 O _2 \, C, ]* I1 M3 b! L5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. $ j$ k4 R/ p5 C8 D
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
R3 ]8 R j5 v; Z( P8 i7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
) _6 M3 y& _' [- ^* y' l; f& N8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 3 j; y2 I; e. k8 R2 ~
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ' t; e6 ]+ _' `, w5 @: a% [
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 8 U. I4 l$ ~( \! k9 R7 f8 O/ V
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. ! U. [* G5 b9 o7 z
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
8 E/ z n, V! A) A/ d. D13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ) P- V8 O: i# |8 w
14. Can I flirt with you?
9 C: v( o; G+ ~# d& _15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
" ~- z9 g& p1 o16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
# g( P* _5 o) ^* g, o7 P17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
& e* z3 m# }0 g4 J, s. G18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
3 E6 O+ {6 @5 z3 B4 j19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. ( h7 H; K- T* j, _
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 3 h; p% U* z1 S: c$ ?
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? , _( b# y6 D( P3 {
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ; l/ S0 y ^1 I
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- _8 j9 c9 r8 I' Y. E24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 8 N' g- I3 j! }: y/ j5 M+ l
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
1 q- X9 p$ z0 m( X26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
0 D( z; D$ T) E7 d% a! F" }1 ]27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
8 n3 `/ ?* L7 M& F: _) f( b+ V28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
7 S) ~1 ~* N0 o4 J* {- }% ] O7 Y29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? V) _) D( h* p O1 ?" e0 W% l
30. So... How am I doing'?
; L0 V6 D0 W: A% J. b, K. p- z% f31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
! M0 y: Q, Y6 P) l) |' a32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 7 N3 G u: w+ E. w" }5 V
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 4 r L. A6 X6 W! N6 w
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
# W: P7 | S% b; G( D) m; F35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
& ]; A N( ?: Q6 M2 U" d8 w36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? : A6 w! R S- V$ t( G% j+ Q8 F
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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