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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
; F/ u* G1 O4 M- ^% D1 @2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 7 `/ p' g" ^+ L5 a0 |( `
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
: j( Y y/ f. |9 I4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# h7 I) p s. j# j- O5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
' h1 l# `' Z4 L7 S6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ' L c* [7 ?6 ~ x! J5 B0 K6 J
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
+ A' c* {* ?$ q& G3 G, r8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
, K$ ]3 |, b3 e2 w. Z( f+ F9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
; ]: ~5 \: d9 _8 S, w% [10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
2 }2 n( }: D( f* ]11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. ) v, x! |3 h3 X' M0 g" ~
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
8 a! G! ]% r' A( I& w13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
6 o0 N1 ^5 ?' x! q1 K# h% j14. Can I flirt with you?
/ x1 X3 R3 R* @; o/ |8 ]+ V15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
. s% f0 u1 S1 r @, ]16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
3 n4 {. \! Y u! v17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 9 W# Q" E9 d5 s. q
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
% o& t6 n9 c+ w19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. + {9 ~" l" e M7 h R- C3 T
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
" y# J/ Z/ C6 w; {- z1 f. s1 C21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? / k8 g+ x. O- P- \* I/ \
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
+ m9 e3 g' q Q6 Z23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? $ O& S5 |/ F$ R$ y+ [2 V2 K* N5 f
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
* W; m, B! |# m, P" L$ s% U25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
1 x; ? o3 ]$ j' N9 N- ]( y26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
9 q3 D, y0 v% a! z P27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
7 X+ v/ [7 j% i" j- y28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. " h$ z/ s7 r" B7 S) m% K0 x
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
9 h- R2 u1 P- Z/ V+ w$ X, Q& \& |; ^30. So... How am I doing'?
* y4 Z: d2 u% r' o9 r" l31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? . T1 r7 d. U2 l
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. $ x" B% u' U, Z5 u$ F9 H1 {
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
* P9 `0 X9 P9 ^ ?, g$ ~) }) M( L34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
) _5 O1 _; j5 A U6 C# {4 d a2 e9 w35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
9 O8 f4 y! j/ \! u& C36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? ; _8 P- `6 n4 H% \5 H
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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