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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months...." Y9 ~" c! z% `, S7 W- z8 O o
2 X x$ y. }6 e7 u4 \1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
/ F9 D) \3 Q6 c$ S2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
# @+ d; `3 _* t E: L( |3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
5 a- @8 k5 r# U* f+ u4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] / I+ [5 ?4 K% H9 a$ M, ~ n
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
) X e. G- L8 f0 f6 X6 z6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
( h6 R7 ^/ W9 W5 R" ^7 t7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. : ] D! w+ J, i, ~0 K3 O/ [
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. $ E# F8 s6 V. b& t
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 P9 J+ P/ t" S d+ A7 L( X' F10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 2 }" A* C: |' B
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. $ ~# }: } W: x( v2 y; I' I; A
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 9 }+ Y5 K2 J3 U! X; |
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
* g& W4 a( q9 Q1 i14. Can I flirt with you? + G8 A0 J' N7 p& k1 j& M) c
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 2 z$ E. N1 k( x, |0 g
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if * E- z+ |" N; i7 P$ w; w
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
. E7 ]' u% W0 d; R% d3 |+ @18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? & t8 l. Q0 X& ~+ Y% W5 d% e
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. / s5 Z4 x: D" v% Y
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
8 H6 d4 y2 t2 N/ H5 O& _21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? : \8 l- F/ B3 `! K' \1 }$ d; y
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
8 I0 \2 J: Q' e23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 2 P u+ L9 m8 Q, U, ]5 o
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? o& N# w' a+ A- a
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. * b$ L- L) g- m7 ^( D# O0 C- U
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ; `8 x; O( t/ P; f6 k4 \
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? + k/ H) U h- B9 g4 t r9 W9 o- q" }
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. % {& k: Y2 k! ]. m9 ^
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 7 v- ]# S# w1 u S: d
30. So... How am I doing'? ! B" ~7 A/ C* T' V B: X$ f
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
* h* Z2 I$ I. f9 ~( ?. n32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
% b4 d# A5 ~2 S. X5 E33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
^( E. K- A& E' m$ w$ K34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 5 F$ U( l6 W6 P4 ~: l
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ; n) |6 y- X0 D8 m- y4 S! z
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
1 J: |" G3 x8 m/ c& d* Z37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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