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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....3 `# n6 g6 |5 M0 N4 z

* \1 w8 ]  o0 z1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
. k  |! ]+ J* i9 k5 e  J2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
: D4 s0 ^4 C& M6 C# M( [3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
& Y8 h9 @- e, h! ]) e7 d4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
4 O1 A! ~. D; n  ?3 L5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
4 t4 ^* W8 o, r6 k% c6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 0 C3 x1 D) V) }0 j
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
7 D, j( M# R1 |1 I5 q# e  @7 @% a8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  G# J! w# p) D6 u: k1 p9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
+ e2 p4 {! f# b3 }. ?; w10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 7 z* O5 [9 o3 r3 [& V2 D
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. $ {9 Q0 i. [9 B! P. X
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" + t$ G" v  E6 T5 s" m, o7 O
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 1 |. }" L4 L5 r* I+ r0 Z' u  |
14.        Can I flirt with you?
* r2 B! g7 V( Z/ B6 z- t3 l2 @  r4 Q# t15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
2 n( C' r: Z3 e0 l' x16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
9 Y5 \0 ~& C0 Z! _17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
' T* h* ?# C: A3 a18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? / D- M  _; L6 `/ l/ b2 J5 h( ~; f
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 2 P6 w' C' @$ ]& S+ F/ Y
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
( Z1 n9 `0 Z5 c% z4 K( r( {8 Y8 x4 N21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
: c2 t6 }; S- n22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. " G! _) r1 y( c
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
/ f2 {9 E/ U; j$ D  J24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? " B/ q7 s; i% i8 ]5 J) i
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
, |$ ^& a3 B% j* k8 _4 Z- |  r9 ?26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 9 F, j, _) c. L, G7 ?
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? * |6 ?$ S  _/ Y5 ?9 m
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. # R% y- ~. m# q/ I
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 8 i# a6 n* b4 y4 \5 y: K. |
30.        So... How am I doing'? * {2 I' |" ?0 I# O) H6 o4 X
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
2 C1 \- ?0 K9 x3 W; K! j32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
! r+ K  l8 a2 D, |33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
2 f& g& l" D& f34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
2 d3 W- D& I2 l) p7 ?; x9 }8 ]35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
. F3 X, p. S8 i% x36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
. L/ h4 K; ^  |' b# s37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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