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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....% o- M9 x9 D! q/ d3 _2 L
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
4 N/ r5 ?. l! d2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
0 W1 P7 e Q" @, ~/ J3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
! a0 q5 Y$ d. ?. X) N6 | z: {4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
: \3 j! g$ s7 ?" [4 x5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 5 u2 q8 ]) N1 m6 M! A
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? % H2 |7 ]: K1 ^. z
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. / a1 F5 L' I3 l; e# C% V- l
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 2 O, X6 D. \0 }9 }5 M) m
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ( }7 i, M, Q6 s$ d. u6 t0 W
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
, K, a$ E. t' L$ m/ e% W11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. , }9 x: e3 Q3 N" B8 _4 C
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" : o4 @% h0 q) p7 \3 {
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? , z3 W7 H8 s. R L! B5 b4 v( G
14. Can I flirt with you?
0 [8 j* g- f! r+ w15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
# a1 A- k3 w8 j o# r: ]3 \7 g16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if $ U) a: J- A1 L$ D
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. . k1 Y f$ k8 d1 x. E9 T1 x- K. C
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
9 R9 I$ P S7 T5 q* E19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
& C/ o! g, k f' j, l20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? : @. Y+ U s6 f2 u _
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 8 W7 O' M7 u; [/ w: q! w
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
9 }0 c# e1 b @9 h* ~1 c. f23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 8 v# U9 k/ A) e
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
/ W( U- f' H" P25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. $ h! R9 E Y6 R2 o p9 U( L+ K; y
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
$ |* G) G/ M: p6 x. V27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
6 U1 v" a& e9 C+ C28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
, ~$ b: _, Z# M3 c0 Y5 R2 z. z0 O29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ( R( a0 P8 e! B0 Z9 @8 E: R* p! I
30. So... How am I doing'? 0 ?. u& e$ ]2 E( O: h' ~3 Y" C! {
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? : r5 Z" E$ t; b9 B' E. @0 k# `
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
# K4 i, k, |9 R* |3 E9 e$ y33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
( g3 X( b7 w+ m/ B. d: P3 R$ I34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
% n. }, P) K9 i, X* y! P! v35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
$ c4 E) E% I# I1 @. I7 e6 r36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? ) t0 O+ G6 D5 [
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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