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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....1 S# M8 y( H8 N
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ( }& g: B% c# ^$ e& }
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
: ?$ V; c I p' e; ^! @0 L" A4 r3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
$ ^$ ?6 S! `2 Q1 P6 x4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
, q! b. k& P) Y- u Z5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
1 q# |4 P: X B6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
' Q/ m- |! E/ G$ d3 ]7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
. c# ?/ K3 S3 Q% Z* x+ h! {* j8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. % g% g& N' ^0 ^" m+ p( n( U
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? , n. W0 `& H, i1 Y, _
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
' J: Y1 }/ h: x8 j, r% V7 h11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 6 H3 ^! H) V9 A
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
, P: i& _% c6 {* _2 [1 l13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? / q* d( f$ ]' x( R0 N. }; o( V
14. Can I flirt with you? # @) |* i3 h K9 f4 W- g+ F0 |
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
. n! i }( G8 f; f16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
# ^, S+ T+ w6 D* x" o3 a$ R) N' n4 A. b17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ! d/ X& e6 E- Y8 E- C
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 6 w9 ]; j. A; S
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
" j5 \: T6 H4 z% f! m6 ^0 ~20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
& q2 M7 q a) k21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 4 Q% o( K {% h, }$ G
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
& l7 `1 k8 P }$ S23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
7 E1 D& N5 {6 g7 }/ a P+ D24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? + U! A9 _% b" ]' u& m
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
: {2 X1 |! X3 a% F Y26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- o, c' q. `* x, M1 Y( @27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
6 v7 W& w9 K, p8 {. p28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
. S# t4 s& K5 |7 |# H29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ! {( n3 k/ H" S+ W1 [; x6 s
30. So... How am I doing'? & ~) b- o, q. c1 Y1 T: Z! Y
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
' T" h8 q9 {. M( l32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
6 f4 I% u1 J9 a) G5 Q33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
8 A0 v5 T! t0 j, g# r, S2 X4 H34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? $ m5 O; `# _% q7 ?
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
/ ~6 ?5 R& k$ {, A) Q' i36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? ) z' _$ L5 e* ^5 k8 X+ U5 I
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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