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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & b; U: E0 C% \4 I- \

4 o( U8 l! `4 F( p! k/ d) Q! t* h1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 r% j( R! W) f) g( ^

8 r$ y& y7 k5 [2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.' K/ W! s! c4 [* N, I

# ^. V8 b6 c! _: L" C" k3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.3 N0 i# `( d6 I; H$ U/ h) m
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.% F6 }8 z" I, C9 t7 N
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.1 e" Y8 H1 x& a$ P7 B$ [
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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' a( B+ v7 s) K# i% M6 }7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.% s. q  \: c9 G: s* r7 D
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!). M* U7 E7 X: b' ^; z- v

" J8 z" E7 P6 t& m5 W+ z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) k% @8 j; F( E3 z6 w! z

1 n. ^' ^5 a% y. B6 K% k12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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# r; Q3 ?' f# {6 b- G+ ^. k14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.- W4 a- m3 Y9 {. w. z

6 ~5 d9 {: e" Y! q/ H$ B9 b0 Y, j- J15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.# N0 L7 y& S( P! l3 m
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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4 l; f) M# S" n18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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; ~0 z: p* p6 `* {0 H6 X( R19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: `3 y6 \7 ?) ]0 l  J3 I% d
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 c& D5 \% t# z2 y
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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( t. C9 Q9 ~. ^3 e8 s" C+ y3 O, R: O+ K; Y23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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