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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 6 H) i6 m# I3 p& h; T/ C" W
) t+ ~5 ?+ ]) p1 `1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.$ W$ U. s2 ~( [! `* X' @5 y
7 b# z# Y/ S v2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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K3 w; L7 u' H, S3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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: n* Q0 C$ I# y( T: }, ^ ^! i4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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- {. P) x( U& P- k1 e5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.( b) r) v6 G- {7 |
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& e" q. g p( D- N) j. c. b$ J! H
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! B+ q1 c, x# g1 @- T
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14." x, j$ d0 a4 a Q8 _7 |) J) l, f
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.% M" H% t8 W3 Q$ i% W0 [% M4 `
: R% a4 i' Z' o% u: k10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) p. @* I g5 q; f, O3 A' s
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: ~$ \# F# n3 m8 m7 y& ]- T
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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: K# U. _+ t4 U& }7 F# Y16.) You take naps.* n- y4 }" C& C
N; C5 q1 {. G, p9 ]* G* o0 }17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ q) ?. w* @6 z/ e4 u! D
. X+ e0 G, N( K( A- W6 W: ?18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.5 ~% E$ Y+ K5 d# i! q: @8 g: S# q
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.2 B$ w& r& y H8 n- b
' O. P) Z5 x6 l' K% k21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!". f( r( S8 I4 k# V+ I. _
# _: n& ^: m% r22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. g7 P3 A2 q" R3 ?/ i
# Z1 c% c' \3 _3 G23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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