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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 o3 ^5 m( a k6 F7 k/ k. z
3 d1 c0 W" M1 r @% [- D1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.& ?' U- h4 {1 [- L9 w+ R
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.% y3 d1 [' \; G
! r: c/ J8 ]0 i& c/ U' N5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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" u6 I4 I5 } @) ^4 Z- [) m/ w6.) You watch the Weather Channel.8 q, \- _ [8 b$ j+ Y4 o
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., k2 O" g8 g1 \+ C1 A
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)! ~3 q0 v. Y& J2 o; ]
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% O. D& j# i. Q. B12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 M" m- }8 K7 x( l r+ Q9 Q
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 c6 T d! U9 Z( [14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., Q1 x+ V) F- `* H
5 y% V- L& q$ G0 }4 v7 E" v15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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& p9 z# C6 e8 L: g5 w% b; P16.) You take naps.. Y6 {7 E6 n' t" A/ z
o* x4 S! H T, S/ n; a17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.! d# E) D& M4 E6 S7 X
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.! L& W3 L* ^( h$ \+ S( @8 e) Q
) f) h/ `0 \! T1 ]+ e" [" a19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.6 O% h1 v* C; a, Y7 o
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.- }# S/ A7 c9 ]
/ a( A+ v, z: F$ C$ x* B21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"& P2 Z! B4 D1 z# n
! C8 Z. R, M% A' [/ S2 v22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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