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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 % D: s2 \& G0 p6 V6 m2 o1 Y
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 [& J. F, ~5 d0 n7 s3 I8 h p* {
2 g" N9 g% [: @2 D. y f" Y3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge. G0 _. X' x. A9 p4 I+ |
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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( L# m! t6 @: d/ J; b' B7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) I/ z# ^2 F! z; w. p1 N- |6 W
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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& f: m# Y8 \+ W+ V; g( M5 e10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)7 S0 a! m. I1 t4 Y5 l+ z. O3 V
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: _$ O; T6 h1 l+ O5 W) @$ p0 H, D" J
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! n, W% ?. |) ~. k0 { F' K& i
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.' C! `/ i6 |1 o) I! D* |
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.# X( ?0 p9 P; d! w* U
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16.) You take naps./ d& R6 O% A0 Z0 t$ M
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# t3 ?6 Q3 o5 r1 E8 k3 V' @
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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' j3 p! j( v7 q; M, j0 d' {% P1 [20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.3 D3 Y* V9 `: d6 |3 V# S% o, |* c
! s* S& j" }0 t) I9 R! n3 O" y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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7 r4 V" F2 f- E2 E& j22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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5 r; g. @ h9 X; w3 P# q6 ^23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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