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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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6 f2 }9 {$ w3 I" |8 Q1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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7 I' s8 y2 ]3 A: B2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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6 t3 H' f$ r0 Q. M+ h' i5 Y/ B6 }3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., R: u" ]7 S5 @; F3 @; _7 D. y
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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) m! D& C- s8 q% U% z2 Z) ^7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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4 q. Y( g8 e" G( B* d. M8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% ^# I& z% B4 k; }& y
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ ?3 k1 V# I2 Z0 O% Y* L c
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)8 q3 k, D `7 \! C2 g( ]
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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: s& L9 o* S( u1 P13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.: c9 O6 n& ?2 d0 ?$ L+ d" @% {( W6 ]
; `: n1 x- _4 m/ S$ h: ~* f. c, F14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.1 Q/ h# J6 B' ]/ a7 L+ u
/ E, w! ?; Y+ d& f. e- T15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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/ @1 f8 q% e% e16.) You take naps.1 G7 H7 j0 T3 T C3 [
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.$ ^, b" ?# s) z) X, H$ `0 H
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! Y, Y$ A8 |; P* ?; @; X4 f' c
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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