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Dating process:
5 \, |& C/ a8 m" `: V6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U./ I' M8 z; J, A. u+ F$ ~
6 months : Of course I love U.& B; e+ G6 J) q( j; G
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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Back from Work:+ f8 v: ^# F/ c' {( B5 f7 p
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
# k& X1 E) n( o' q6 months : BACK!!; P' R- z% M) r' F9 U
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??" m" `, b; Q- U
4 s+ K1 ~- k2 G; N9 i' ?; cGifts:
; A/ {' U" o/ s1 B2 r: ]6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
3 F# A4 }$ i+ d1 t& B$ _6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the livingroom.
3 X0 U7 ]4 {/ a9 @5 I0 q' Z" d% D6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.% w( f9 T8 K3 f! ?$ u: n
: Q) j+ z E! K9 KPhone Ringing:
/ H/ X; ~$ s7 H$ Q6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
+ W' T3 b4 E( n' @: {9 {6 w% c6 months : Here, for you.( J( u4 a' U r# i& \0 O2 G/ f8 q. b
6 years : PHONE RINGING!!!
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Cooking:9 |$ ^4 L4 o9 y* w% ?! C
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 O/ ?$ O+ w5 S0 M/ i+ J2 T) x+ k6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
O5 T$ b5 C! ~4 Z- Q1 Y0 g# }# o. U6 years : AGAIN!!!!
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Apology:
- b' l6 z1 O9 u p, V1 w6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.' C- \- J+ Y$ e1 m0 O" |) e
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.9 `$ {- p, J/ i
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
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. s7 R0 Y3 \2 n6 |5 N, b, {6 HNew Dress:/ a8 E) X$ a4 X! f( W9 T
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
% d* D8 E4 H- B6 Q' M6 months: You bought a new dress again???
4 \2 U: e$ N; P5 G1 l7 g) U6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
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Planning for Vacations:0 R) D% o( I. l
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??; x7 }6 z9 H) e4 o; J1 H! t2 q! J, Y
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?& `1 |; c( R2 ]& h: |; g
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
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6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
* z7 ?+ }1 F, G; @9 P, F: Y6 months : I like this movie.7 _& Q7 ]7 _. Q1 `+ T5 W7 R/ Z( x
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to
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