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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. - ~) d7 F4 g6 O$ S% @" n* v
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.7 T( D) M( z: J& G$ S4 U
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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; Z4 r& f' y# t8 d#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.9 Z; C3 e8 _. v' b0 u
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.) V; v  W6 W5 B1 w# _% B
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.; a: _7 U7 A' B: c! g% P* V
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?0 C4 }" K" {' K
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.8 r' y1 Z" |* l. X4 W+ l

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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
5 l4 G( ]5 k8 t3 E5 r  a看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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