This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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8 L+ x% v% n; @' D& u7 p0 u7 g( eEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
: e% f- p8 t2 F" E$ n. A8 ehttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
8 Y  |6 J4 o( ~& c+ D; h3 j#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
: [: g( _3 k7 f, U& \- @) Z#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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9 Y/ ?1 x  `# t#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "


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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

2 f* y; x+ K3 Cthat's good one