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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 & p  e& N; M9 V7 R+ u

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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:+ i' H; R8 J5 \( j. ?* Z, \
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/4 i5 }+ G6 ?: @+ s. {

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8 w* F  E- H* P9 P# ETop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman, X- o; a+ }5 t: s$ V3 Y" a+ p
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
4 q' ^. q0 Y  v4 @#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.5 M6 q  [  H3 [* r
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.: _$ n5 b4 y3 t3 T/ i' c: j4 t( Z
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.3 D) z; f& t3 }) j7 ?  {& [6 h
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
6 r3 V7 j" X( R1 X- C1 F4 h5 h#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
# D4 c; x& m3 Y# b#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
% |- f! r& W9 q% z#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?' z, K/ n- f6 E7 k/ U. w$ `9 a
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下9 z( A# f, m1 m& K3 ]- @
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由$ F& j  d: e6 Q, T
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。& {$ B" T  U) p8 z5 b9 D. l
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 % _2 R2 t3 N: a$ u0 D0 c& t* N
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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