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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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1 ]! N$ f% _6 a; L5 PLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.9 A& F) p* P$ @; i$ D
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
) i/ M& r$ s: h# w' |#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE., |* P8 l& L  \# R  X/ K6 W
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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; Q6 L5 H$ g# n" P5 G/ C#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... ; _! z) h4 m7 d1 J
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2 n8 O8 E3 U) A/ i& W#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下' R2 M4 q" y2 g4 @# v7 n6 r
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。0 j2 R/ w: k  D  t( ^
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19   f+ f- B9 h7 Y
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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