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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:3 X4 F" M5 ]8 x U- j/ R
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
$ \. I8 t% e. W5 ]8 Y" s& q#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
5 F6 D+ z( W3 b1 u# n4 V* X#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD. B! X. B ^. Y0 N, C' W& g
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
6 n. ~, A1 v; K2 [; a t#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
- L& D, a- v! e#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
& W% n: M! t2 |#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.2 H1 H9 R7 J# I. h
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.8 X: j0 C0 _ j" |6 `/ J
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?/ z5 g( u% n! ?$ U! s
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.% w% n/ Z2 r: Z3 a8 Q1 X$ m& z0 {
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1 U! Z! J, g3 p: i1 sAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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G* O* ]! p/ ?1 a/ e6 D7 x" K#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "* m- c3 Y9 w4 Y/ {
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