 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创): Z B; \5 O" m" |5 s& z
, ]: U. X2 \! M( F, C% `1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.$ J/ M0 }6 _$ }" I/ k& c9 u4 ~
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.) A! O4 D; C3 l- N- x
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
, L% N, Q/ [& v# I9 U0 q! h; Q4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.3 k: b! @# _/ N' d k( ?
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
q l- O4 X% ~( z6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.1 `* H ]: }9 b( k' W* F, p
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.0 o1 R3 W a) M6 r
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. / ]/ Z& R$ l( M5 Z b8 U
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More if I have time .. 0 L; r$ K+ {6 g/ X/ L
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