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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)8 U9 j( e0 c0 [, g
2 G0 r; \/ U, b# k8 {3 v5 |7 l1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
# o# V- ]9 Q6 c" {; {2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
, S) h/ J5 r9 d! P3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.3 N. G, J8 t& E1 C' P
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.( ^% Q$ K* n }9 `
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.0 }$ ~% {. Z& K# g. ^/ R
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.. X- {" B$ [& B/ u3 B( [) E
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.) V L$ K* f4 X/ J
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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