 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)3 |0 }7 M0 L7 J2 f% r0 ^
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.9 ]8 V S* k" ?5 A. k
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.& t, d$ Q% U3 s
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.( b( h' {4 r/ O$ [& W* a8 q+ ~
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better." ?2 m$ ~+ I4 y; Q
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
0 T9 }2 Z) a% {! Q1 v* ` j$ b6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.4 O* e% k' A1 e. K
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed. H, T" W- i% D
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time .. + S; {- R) n( P3 _# Z, f
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