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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
$ x3 l5 z+ ~" J0 c6 O/ c; E2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
+ F! `" e) o7 R- s% f# p3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
' M; D5 j4 F( L j* M5 S( y4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.+ @; { o x5 w2 E9 @- |
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
" }3 s& W Y- c+ f# |, o( y9 K6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
. F% {) i U7 k A7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.. _+ b6 B; L9 T, h" g; v. b
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. " n4 W; U0 [. e* q, [" `# f) @& g
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More if I have time ..
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