 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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* Z* b. Q, t9 V+ Z A1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.8 [5 ^/ i( ]8 N4 w; Y
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
1 G+ W. P! y7 D( _) U5 v3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.3 f* w2 ^! o7 g, T
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.( Y# c7 {# G# u" J
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
, s$ f6 Q+ }6 H6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
/ i. d$ l6 f j2 d; ]5 a7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
$ u5 F5 |& ^& f* [8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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& N: l, d) h1 xMore if I have time .. ; e) K5 `+ j- t+ S4 e" r" p6 \/ k
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