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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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: Z6 [ c$ g* `! ?, o9 y3 C1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
. c) l. j$ |) r+ w: Z9 ~* [) y2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex., H& | n( a- `& U) x
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.+ {& ?5 C/ V; A+ d
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
2 J1 I' f; m5 ^+ O7 P3 H& o5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
2 f! u. n8 h! {6 T7 i- F0 a6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.. g E& g9 A( h: `+ R
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
$ n& c. x7 N/ V8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ' A$ F1 g9 m7 R3 K( X4 R% k+ C
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More if I have time ..
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