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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)7 } I6 A; m# n( s2 q: { C
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made., p4 d E" M! B9 y' ^
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
% c/ V! z- Y# J f3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.: x5 X1 U; H0 ~# l
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
* c4 S5 L# W6 k8 v5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
: D3 C7 ^' C6 t9 d4 `- Q. ?6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.% L% N( @) E( u; i! @6 y
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
7 x9 d3 ^, B: `8 n6 m+ z8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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( J, n8 D) C0 W2 R u& V5 ^5 H& R" VMore if I have time .. s/ D) _5 M3 z8 C1 Y
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