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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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. N+ Q, b: ^& |" @ w1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.5 C, s) s Z8 z: s
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
( `4 s5 w( [$ Z8 I& G+ v, b3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
8 G) X4 b. |' E! ~7 c7 C4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better." V! L9 H+ h+ d% L/ O& L
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.* W( a& }2 H% W% G7 _; `6 J
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
, }# H* x, T1 t) Y( [7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
) K- ? `6 I! t N7 `0 l; f4 x7 g8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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" J1 M0 M5 s+ lMore if I have time .. 7 A* A4 o/ u& l+ ~
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