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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.' p: l& P7 Z( l% n) H! Z0 Q' c
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.3 T& E/ R% q* r8 C2 r
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.( }- I3 h: J# X$ X$ M
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.3 |1 Y$ x3 {; [8 P {
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”. |% O! ?: G: w/ o3 c7 I$ ^
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.5 x4 L( ?( e% h7 k! a( J
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
# D- W ~# J& h! A: Y, @) n8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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