 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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5 s. S! v. }! a+ L8 qIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.9 Z' D+ F$ ~: c1 j, M' D
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/ F2 l) o8 ]$ w7 M4 n7 `: f, OThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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' r- ?! V7 p5 ?# a2 L, g. P( [Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.2 W# g1 u. r# E! g: N6 x( B
$ n# h6 y8 j$ Y7 I' z9 E b+ oDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.9 E& W/ G2 u" o: b; p
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+ Y* g2 a, b8 E$ g# `) GIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.- T+ P! J/ B5 ^% @9 b
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.1 q$ h; R+ _( n9 G* F) o6 t. i
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut6 f$ d h: i: K6 x0 J
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) r+ q" F# z$ K+ XWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! # U4 M- _0 I9 h6 ?
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