 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. ; L5 A1 n+ j- T
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.. Y! y8 y8 |! x. x; [- x8 {
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$ }3 w+ O0 h( A7 H( XThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.- p. @. d; _3 `' e
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.0 j1 [) h- L! h1 u
, Y* Z: D; U# s+ LDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.. Q2 k1 x1 z7 B/ p8 a- |
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7 d% p- |* V+ R& a' T! p5 JIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.; v- I0 _+ B( E, b6 K
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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A: p8 r- Z% g$ V2 \She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. : O5 U. B: k% [7 A
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2 ~8 [5 b8 r6 r- M2 P! U! U6 t# m1 |Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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: b% [9 V+ h) t4 D( i( f1 yThat's when she shot him.2 ?4 V4 `2 W8 Y, B$ J" j
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! * ]. H7 a& ]7 d6 ]9 u. o1 t& }0 q
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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