 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. / d/ z! Z/ |" t. A/ H
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.& z: d) s. d0 x1 l8 a8 b: e
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.+ n6 I8 Y, W, W3 X$ v" u+ n) P! N8 w
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' J! z. o9 X. \. q- jArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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' o# {) O! @( s. c( k% k% w) AIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. n+ F+ F# i) M
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank., ~$ p& u2 I6 j$ p
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1 ` P& H, S9 s6 {4 Z R( jShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 5 K( J8 V2 m0 N2 m
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) M# y- G: A( E, ]( G8 o2 n: c. CFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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& M1 J, m/ Z+ W- S0 a2 p. wThat's when she shot him.
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* ?, o# G9 ^' c. e7 X& p7 ~You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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) T. ~. q( R$ w- h, Y" b' Y* wWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 8 \) q- u# G9 l" \0 X
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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