 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.% D6 J/ m8 y) x8 K: \
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. R- I8 Z/ F& @" z0 HThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.; `+ J9 ` l# s6 D$ r- y& H
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j6 `+ l. G& g( X. m3 HArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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+ k8 M5 Z: N' ^1 D! _During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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! |- |) v; J& p; K4 _. @7 `Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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. F+ |3 u1 m q" g( wFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'- _$ C5 A& J. N3 S, w
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That's when she shot him.
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8 p) ^5 A# W& H9 z" CYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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; M R' g! A+ j! n- L5 dWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 6 ^) A& [2 Y' e2 B
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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