All Numbers Are Equal 2 \# P# h \: ^% lTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then ) @* Y. O3 S5 f$ d( m" V2 d0 H9 m- \
a + b = t . e1 y* \, r7 R" x* f% `, v9 M(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) - z( l4 B2 e) t: Ka^2 - b^2 = ta - tb & J V q3 N7 T& O7 s2 `a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb' ]3 `. j. K* V- U3 o
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4- P8 c' ]5 f8 t' R
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2 0 b7 \7 D& B& j$ Ja - t/2 = b - t/23 i0 x$ C$ L. c6 Y+ i
a = b b* O" g1 }$ [/ W3 F
' }* Y' ?8 x4 X" \6 _6 `So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.