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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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! n3 X0 F7 C1 qSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 6 a$ a8 P  c$ y0 u/ H" r& b
Snape: Who is it?
+ i9 f* D0 ~: G0 L2 ~5 U3 }& M- RVoldemort: You-know-who! ! q* o3 }& Z3 M/ H% w3 }5 K" z
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
- {( }+ t. f3 Z3 n  q- y" PVoldemort: You-know-who! ; a- R# V; a0 V
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
0 Z) _9 @& T9 o. H& Z* L/ O' PVoldemort: The dark Lord! 3 b/ w. k9 I! e) ?: Y. ?' T
Snape: Sauron???
- i* m( _2 w7 A' q* d2 JVoldemort: The other one...
: z! q2 ^. _5 C3 U' n' y$ YSnape: Darth Vader??? # z3 L' X  K" ~/ _0 e4 |
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
6 }( o4 G( h; }  j. {5 JSnape: Hermione???? $ k" M( s0 W5 E

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! S# U$ ~, D1 H* b5 @+ `Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 1 L1 ]0 I$ F! K$ z6 q* ^
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 6 ]8 y2 a1 U1 u/ e
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 4 R/ b: \, g9 G4 n. `: r
Snape: So Harry is my brother? ' B" O$ i3 q7 o& F. `+ z0 j2 y2 a
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 8 C6 s) ~3 [$ e- C
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
. t/ L) D2 x) D' x& u+ N! OVoldemort: He's the younger twin! : j# c7 ]( t( x9 }* b$ u# h, U  v, M
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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0 {- k8 u( A5 |1 U/ T4 t! ?Severus: What's that? # |/ |- i& I' _  X( j8 `. r8 ~
Harry: Your cauldron.
- e, {, G, g* W- @Severus: What's a cauldron?
: {6 w+ y. ?9 ^6 n; s# x/ N$ j0 |Harry: Dunno.
; j, K1 w! P# x- lSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
5 l* r- G  B1 nHarry: Yeah. & ]) Y& o$ J: z
Severus: You first. ; ]2 q% m1 R; r# N  I( |7 O! v
Harry: It's delicious. 5 a! s+ `- e% a( @
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!, [$ M6 a7 C( \0 R$ f
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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