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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 3 K- f9 X& Y- X6 }6 s4 M; n+ M5 g
Snape: Who is it? * f, P9 E/ L+ Z4 U( S" M* \
Voldemort: You-know-who!
9 W. N j" {2 w( ~* t% Q( p) |Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
( \6 p5 p: S/ q0 a4 }+ v9 iVoldemort: You-know-who!
$ \7 t$ g; I3 X$ GSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
1 h' T; B, ~* k& \: FVoldemort: The dark Lord!
( v7 g" S$ m. Y- f% w, M! WSnape: Sauron??? # Q/ I: Y0 g3 F; p: R
Voldemort: The other one... : k0 J6 Z2 u+ j+ \0 o
Snape: Darth Vader??? ' k6 G& `5 U6 |* r9 z
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
- E+ i6 X+ [# U# Z6 NSnape: Hermione???? , M0 d& s2 h8 x" c
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 5 b! g: Z2 s, B9 w
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! $ Z& q( }' c9 ?5 j3 n {* ?7 ]
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 0 \5 s2 ~: O1 _ I6 j( Z
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 6 v8 O% _0 `6 i( u3 r
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
3 P& x" j" J- U: b4 K( OSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
6 F# A4 V6 r) P( I B* UVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
/ y$ r+ t4 [; k1 kSnape: Okay, no problem!
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% ^% h" X2 [* I, J- z7 d4 {9 C+ kSeverus: What's that? * \8 O4 s; C9 C, k6 C, I
Harry: Your cauldron. 0 n; K1 O- }. J! k: X
Severus: What's a cauldron?
5 M1 C' w O, FHarry: Dunno. ' W* o( u* J) s* w7 R
Severus: Looks like something to eat. / \+ f* h$ ], P9 Z% T# }+ X; ^ n
Harry: Yeah.
6 c; U1 s+ h( D: V4 USeverus: You first.
7 a2 q9 i# d" s8 g. hHarry: It's delicious.
0 o* o) ?. z, w2 R* uSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!" `( F5 \6 G! | \9 A
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