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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 2 ]! l% ^; o- W6 v
Snape: Who is it?
( x& s+ S6 a- k8 AVoldemort: You-know-who!
9 L8 V. ?+ P. b0 ~# b/ |Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? + c4 F, I5 f( x+ Y
Voldemort: You-know-who!
- C( Q! y- D. T# Q% ]( ? {Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
; y6 B$ K# ]9 g( O& c' jVoldemort: The dark Lord!
) B z! E; i! C: T% _Snape: Sauron???
! `% K# \& d& C; ]5 D9 T( \4 vVoldemort: The other one... * J) X( R' b; n5 c
Snape: Darth Vader???
+ P) I3 Y7 Y; ?" ]% `Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 8 {5 T2 u! I; `: v0 f4 W
Snape: Hermione???? ( ^' ]3 v% [( L& J' Y3 s' c( t- r
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 1 N- f% B4 K" G1 z
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! - N: C3 Q ~, [8 ]8 e
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 3 Q D. y; e& q% ^
Snape: So Harry is my brother? & Y5 t, f9 Q/ U! ~4 Y
Voldemort: Your twin brother! ! W: I, a! } S/ W, {1 \, a* m
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ; L8 W8 a1 \7 b G* T7 G: @5 Z/ T) ~3 |/ F
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
7 L ~9 s0 s9 H& ]Snape: Okay, no problem!# y7 u+ n2 V" _- m c
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Severus: What's that? + F0 | V p& y9 Y& L
Harry: Your cauldron.
" k( T S' Z4 n3 O- ESeverus: What's a cauldron?
: O1 G7 e) G9 W! Z4 W! V+ j$ pHarry: Dunno. 3 V/ E2 Y( ?9 j6 p* \% E
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
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/ I' g( \$ d% r& B7 u/ a' Y! e8 HSeverus: You first. . l$ X1 S U4 `, d; V2 w
Harry: It's delicious. $ J; [7 {" @, G4 r% [( y/ v8 w
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!; J& f( K' [! c
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