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- c, I" |# p: {3 zSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. / W" Q8 N. @" @( h
Snape: Who is it? . A5 C" p5 M6 s* t% T0 ]% v3 \
Voldemort: You-know-who!
+ Y0 K: z7 @3 a5 V% p3 P- SSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? / `; B6 s. Z7 Z& [( p. D
Voldemort: You-know-who! 8 n: @7 ^+ `+ G5 K2 i
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? % C8 o0 g. s5 U) [
Voldemort: The dark Lord! . \3 H+ U7 Q {8 Y& S
Snape: Sauron???
! c* J' \- W- Y% k/ jVoldemort: The other one... * T( B0 A& O0 a
Snape: Darth Vader??? # }8 K' Q4 p+ P: v7 q v
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 3 H" p) s' Z; Y. A0 t4 t+ x
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 7 {4 X m; ^/ C. q
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
n/ u, u/ K" I/ ^* s5 E4 qVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
, ~ B7 m: f/ l# Z4 @% HSnape: So Harry is my brother?
! X5 v0 Z' R' z3 c% _9 cVoldemort: Your twin brother! * J; {# U: _- f* T6 V# M! r. `+ B
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
7 C8 _: h: m" D$ h0 yVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
( N" J* T8 }6 |0 Z, f3 JSnape: Okay, no problem!2 \; ?4 [& w: Y. }( L# Y) W# n
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Severus: What's that?
0 T" y7 h0 R) X& AHarry: Your cauldron. 1 a" M$ F* L/ {5 y# F
Severus: What's a cauldron?
) [; C& F8 @. D2 b+ KHarry: Dunno. . r( |2 J* G3 z; @9 m2 t8 g
Severus: Looks like something to eat. b/ p$ N; b* x/ D
Harry: Yeah. * o8 O6 b' \" a1 D; y5 H
Severus: You first.
/ c6 ^, u, |' z, p% CHarry: It's delicious. + F/ [" k( J1 d
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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