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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
" _9 P5 g& Z8 N- w7 q( }6 vSnape: Who is it? , A- f) A' U" e" ?+ e( N
Voldemort: You-know-who! 7 j5 U- E, u( @. h2 P3 {; [0 j( j
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ( v7 n( Z+ o) D
Voldemort: You-know-who! % _( w& j4 H3 r& N" J7 Z; @; F2 }6 G
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 0 s D8 G. L% r* P' Y
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
) J0 Z' F3 G( M- z- l$ {Snape: Sauron??? ' O- F" M. \* T6 n
Voldemort: The other one... 6 n+ @. |) f2 q+ Y" O3 J) x2 h
Snape: Darth Vader???
% P* B6 T3 }1 e9 TVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! & h4 k* [! @6 a) l
Snape: Hermione????
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" `) }' Q! P* {6 Z) FVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
! f) B' {) \' ?Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
* D( }* A7 I7 z0 z( y" wVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! , g8 p, ~8 T: w9 w5 x
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 9 \9 R0 _( b. _! \6 `
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
( ], z# s8 B3 o9 x; ]3 ^Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 9 Y3 T. C" Q" w; N) u6 u% S- E
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! / y0 @5 T3 b' e1 k
Snape: Okay, no problem!# K( y) E3 P8 q# M2 N1 s$ n5 M
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Harry: Your cauldron.
$ a' n! S' l' d q0 I& ^Severus: What's a cauldron?
; V( f6 D2 y! {+ \% \; vHarry: Dunno.
2 \1 V6 U7 L1 D2 ASeverus: Looks like something to eat.
8 X! P8 g: W6 b+ S( F: y1 cHarry: Yeah. + E) a0 m8 p- b& o4 Y
Severus: You first.
2 n, ^# \! M, c6 d* ]" hHarry: It's delicious.
% Z( F) n7 P7 a; y+ `- {; ~6 H+ ~Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?! x3 s- @" }0 u' ~
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