老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
9 d* @5 i8 J1 T" T# T- L性本善： Sex is good.
: o$ x/ n& t. h- b' t性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
1 a8 T" W7 \" a教之道： The way of learning it
* B, {; N. M/ Q5 {* r) ^6 P0 ]贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
- ~' U+ c" M; V* M8 N子不学： If you don’t study hard,
6 f' K9 I: m6 D4 k# m" b断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 O2 B9 c9 e" T7 h; Q教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
9 {& S/ P' W5 N  c1 N( ]$ g( J7 @养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
% K. a) V. D  [/ B- Z% c父之过 It is all your fault.
- g+ t5 d% b8 V+ x1 J4 k教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
! W2 I! h# Y' z4 I4 T/ J; @( E子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 S8 R) }$ R6 l' w* E5 w: _2 i/ l9 t8 p非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
8 M6 v5 O% v' T( f老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
- `* ^8 `' T( ]) s1 W玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
5 u! [1 c* Y+ ]. p7 X0 d3 b人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
, I  v# @3 W. k6 T人之初： At the beginning of life.
( `9 w& F2 J" i2 l! p性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
9 f  c3 a7 Y9 K* e# v9 }+ @3 v2 a9 a习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
, y/ C1 w  Y1 F: G- A# y苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

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kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
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春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
  t- x* T6 ]' E; z' j6 X5 O1 O春泥是我的好導師。

+ S% {8 I! f2 d/ W$ R8 }5 ~别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表

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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
# `/ p+ G' C' b6 N2 `8 N. u. K7 q  z这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless