老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
9 Z. ]" j- @% J性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
! m( v' a* p- @* N习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
% k& X) n- D5 k' O6 y/ p- p2 d性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 i  m( m) \/ T, x1 R择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
5 M. n, \+ n  {5 N/ Y子不学： If you don’t study hard,
$ s! i  z) T, S8 V' M" l断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ J  l$ z" ^4 E; I7 f' o' }" S教五子 All his five son took it
1 r' y* v+ e# z名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
9 _) I* z& p. p3 Z养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
8 |: v, W7 G+ h3 l$ `父之过 It is all your fault.
$ j6 R; m4 t/ D9 i: p4 x; U5 e( G教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# M" X: {, X3 {9 a% A师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
7 F# y8 s* G. ^! d子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
! [$ [' P9 l, P/ S% j4 y幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
4 Y& F8 A8 m( E' ^. h5 r不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
8 @' V: z8 ]* i% `人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
0 C" N! b6 w/ t! B不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
( }. o5 P, }9 d+ P" P性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
# ]" p: l0 v  y( i0 J; ]. D/ ~; [2 A习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
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春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
+ ~& c# a6 _% Z5 X春泥是我的好導師。

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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表

% C5 z' `0 z8 p/ V7 D. m4 J$ F4 C# {
别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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7 q" z5 ]2 A& V% _5 R此地无银三百两？
4 n0 b- K7 \' F9 k春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
! j4 K" z  a; u$ E5 y3 d9 A这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless